Velypso
@Velypso@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Seems legit. 2 days ago:
While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.
Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head.
- Comment on Computer Science, a popular college major, has one of the highest unemployment rates 6 days ago:
No hate here, only schadenfreude.
Been watching tech workers brag about their situation for the last 2 decades.
Now its pretty damn funny to watch them struggle.
They coded their own downfall like ignorant fools.
- Comment on Computer Science, a popular college major, has one of the highest unemployment rates 1 week ago:
Gonna be funny to watch them pivot to service jobs and get absolutely destroyed when they dont have soft skills.
Oh man, I can not wait.
- Comment on Computer Science, a popular college major, has one of the highest unemployment rates 1 week ago:
I only have one thing to say to all the incredibly smug tech workers of the last 10-15 years.
Lol.
You know what? Lmao, even.
- Comment on Norwegian police say pro-Russian hackers were likely behind suspected sabotage at a dam 2 weeks ago:
An article about a European country, attacked by a European enemy
how can I make this about America?
- Comment on I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them 2 weeks ago:
Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat
- Comment on Techcrunch reports that AI coding tools have "very negative" gross margins. They're losing money on every user. 2 weeks ago:
If people dont like ai, why do all of my coworkers and family members constantly reference ai?
Seriously, yall mfs here on lemmy have the strangest social media bubbles.
- Comment on HBO Max’s Password-Sharing Crackdown Will Start in Earnest in September 2 weeks ago:
How do I find a private tracker?
None of my friends are very tech savvy, and thepiratebay sucks balls.
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
Weird, this app I have says its true that you like to have sex with dogs. It’s encrypted and safe on my end, so it’s totally fine!
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
Hey Nima, I heard you’re a child molester.
Good luck proving you’re not.
- Comment on Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare 4 weeks ago:
Ah nice.
Time to implement a social score. Thise who rate highly have better access to social areas.
Those who rate lower are fucked for the rest of their life.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 5 weeks ago:
He was forced out of his role, and his wife removed her married last name from her socials.
So it doesn’t seem like a ploy imo.
- Comment on Trump says 'not going to stand' for Netanyahu's continued prosecution 1 month ago:
What the hell is a toco?
- Comment on Day 346 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
Gonna be honest and say that Barony is so damn hard that I use some of the “easy” modifiers (keep loot on death being primary), and we still get our asses absolutely destroyed.
It has taught me to loosen up about dying in roguelites, though.
- Comment on Just one more 1 month ago:
Oh for sure.
But reality is different than this obviously photoshopped image.
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 2 months ago:
If youre a pedophile
- Comment on Just one more 2 months ago:
You’re media literacy is dogshit.
- Comment on Just one more 2 months ago:
No it is not. There copies of cars everywhere. Looks like they just doubled everything horizontally.
- Comment on Future aspirations 2 months ago:
That is a rough 65
- Comment on Dino-sore 2 months ago:
If you dont know what pterodactyl porn go look it up.
Now that I’m thinking about it, it might be kind of hard to find nowadays.
But basically it was a woman getting gangbanged by a bunch of dudes dressed up as pterpdactlys.
About halfway through the video, a puppet joins the fray.
For my friend group, it was a rick roll before rick rolls were widely popular.
- Comment on ProtoPwn - All PS2s Console's now hackable via MemoryCard 2 months ago:
The post says “all”.
- Comment on Remember 2 months ago:
This meme is good example of how leftists are absolutely awful at branding
- Comment on AI boomer trait 2 months ago:
We’re at the point where late teens/early adults don’t have the ability to navigate a file structure and you expect them to be able to decode AI video breathing patterns.
We’re beyond super fucked.
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
Oh, I get it. You’re a dumbass.
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
The point of windows? It’s the same point as Linux. It’s an operating system.
You do know what an operating system is, dont you?
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
Thank you for confirming you don’t use Windows.
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
But they can. You’re just bad at using a computer, I suppose.
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
Because as someone who does use both, disabling Windows settings that arent great takes about 15 minutes.
If it takes you multiple hours, you’re really bad at using computers or something.
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
Well, thanks for confirming you really do believe the memes lol.
- Comment on 'End of 10' to Windows 10 Users: The Environment Wants You to Use Linux 3 months ago:
If you honestly believe that, this is another great example as to why people would stick to Windows 11.