Frozengyro

@Frozengyro@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once you pop, well, you kinda stop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

  And my penis was missing again.

  This happens all the time.

  It’s detachable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comcast, Disney, and IBM Are Among Advertisers Returning to X After Ad Freeze⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have 5 years ago. Mostly cause fuck disney, but I get why you had it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan's births likely to fall under 700,000 for 1st time in 2024⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, not for another 25ish years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unirregardlesser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now I have to clean?!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have family or neighbors with fruit trees, they typically are more than willing to give stuff away when it’s ripe. There’s usually just too much. And if you help them harvest/clean up it’s a win win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google creating an AI agent to use your PC on your behalf, says report | Same PR nightmare as Windows Recall⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They will implement it, they are just trying different methods until one sticks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A TikTok alternative called Loops is coming for the fediverse | Users own their content, and Loops doesn’t sell or provide videos to third-party advertisers or train AI on them. It will be open source⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was at a party with a small group of friends recently. We were all talking in a group and then one guy started watching tik/insta/whatever with the volume on. Everyone kinda looked at each other like wtf? I asked our friend if he wanted to borrow my headphones to watch that. He took the hint and rejoined the conversation. I still was gobsmacked someone would do that while hanging out with people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half as Hot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aka a cool 272 Rankine for our US folks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And you will never catch up as Bezos make 8,000,000 per hour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this in the US? If so I’m impressed. I’ve lived on that much myself, but it was out of necessity and one decent sized emergency and I’m not sure what I’d have done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And you will never catch up as Bezos make 8,000,000 per hour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can live you life on 42000 I’d be impressed. I assume you mean 4x what you need yearly for a good life, daily? That’s more reasonable, but I think you’d still struggle at 42k a year these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grind or something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Internet has become a very censored place in the last few years. Lots of words that aren’t cursed get censored: suicide, guns, sex, drugs, actual drug names. I think it started from tik tok censoring words cause china, but also people afraid to ‘trigger’ others and then it kinda became its own thing unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Preference⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you buy a bottle of 1000 for around 15 bucks, and it lasts you a decade… Amazing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord lowers free upload limit to 10MB: “Storage management is expensive”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You think they spend 400000 on coffee? You lost me there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

  A tale of a space-bound flight,

  That started from the launch pad,

  And soared into the night.

  The crew was a brave expedition,

  Their mission to the ISS,

  They docked at the space station,

  For a stay they hoped would be a success.

  But then a mishap came their way,

  The systems went awry,

  And now they’re stuck in orbit,

  With no way to say goodbye.

  So this is the crew of the ISS,

  Stranded in the sky,

  With floating and fixing their new routine,

  They’ll adapt and try to get by.

  They’ll orbit 'round the Earth each day,

  In their floating, cosmic home,

  With teamwork and resilience,

  They’ll make it through alone.*

  PS, I didn’t write this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To kill mammoths in the Ice Age, people used planted pikes, not throwing spears, researchers say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably taunt it into running at you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat is this real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention how abhorrent it makes the “family” company look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Susan Wojcicki, Former Chief of YouTube, Dies at 56⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like a dick for saying it, but it felt like a reddit “thanks for the gold” thing. Also, while downvotes may show your opinion doesn’t align with a community, it doesn’t necessarily mean you shouldn’t have the opinion or it’s wrong. Though it at least deserves reflection of you aren’t trolling and respect that community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Susan Wojcicki, Former Chief of YouTube, Dies at 56⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1- you’re on Lemmy, that’s gonna be a common view and not get down votes 2- who cares if you do? Is it worth mentioning? Is it worth me writing this comment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technically Correct⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done it before, it does. Though you could get an employee who doesn’t know this, or won’t accept it anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dutch toilets⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure those who down voted shame their ancestors by leaving food on their plate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dutch toilets⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft asks many Game Pass subscribers to pay more for less⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea, if you look at your purchases you probably spend less than 20/month on average for games. Plus many of the “big” games aren’t on game pass from the start.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google’s carbon emissions soar by 48% due to AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be the other way as well. Prepare to become carbon neutral in order to have less tax burden. But once that fell though, they didn’t care again. The only way they will be carbon neutral is if governments make it more expensive for them to not be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Gay Wrath Month!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wait til gay gluttony!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did he do this though⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘what happened’

  ‘take a wild guess!’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mildred⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But first, let’s discuss the right and wrong trans wrongs.

  The right trans wrongs: coming from a place of deep respect for you as a friend, Mildred is not the right name for you

  The wrong trans wrongs: how many American conservatives ready trans individuals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make it stop.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can only get one though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay Mad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He is like a cult’s leader, they can do no wrong. People’s belief in him is unflappable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A beautiful thing...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think organic memes like this are better than ones designed specifically to be memes. That being said, yea, it’s really not super funny/interesting/unique of a meme.