stupidcasey
@stupidcasey@lemmy.world
- Comment on We could have had it all 11 hours ago:
Life is a system of cells eating cells until they get bigger so they can eat even more cells: Life is ugly.
- Comment on THIS IS A SHITPOST 11 hours ago:
HOLLY SHIT! Holy Shit! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! This Shits real! Ok, Ok remain calm remember your training:
- Comment on 600 GB of Alleged Great Firewall of China Data Published in Largest Leak Yet 3 days ago:
This should do about as much as the Panama Papers.
- Comment on Know your place 3 days ago:
Anyone fixating on size this much is definitely compensating for something.
- Comment on Rust 4 days ago:
I know this is a joke but it also kinda isn’t, we are all constantly dying because of oxygen we literally die of old age because our bodies kill themselves so Oxygen doesn’t kill us earlier, well that’s not entirely true it’s also because of cancer but close enough.
- Comment on tall tails 4 days ago:
Idiot, why do you think We can see all their bones?
- Comment on Friends are a bloatware. 4 days ago:
After this you circle around and become extroverted with ADHD.
- Comment on Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions 5 days ago:
Irrelevant, all the ads will be disabled in iot / enterprise anyway and they can afford to Make their own software or at least higher Simone to the only reason they don’t have full page ads btw give them just enough to keep them wanting more.
- Comment on Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions 5 days ago:
Do it! At this point Linux can do anything windows can do, I want them to fuck it up as much as possible, Fuck Microsoft !
- Comment on gaming console 1 week ago:
Excluding like One extra thumb stick I love everything about this.
Color: awesome.
Shape: cool, allows airflow from underneath, keeps idiots from stacking on top
Controller: allows innovative two player head on combat.
- Comment on If you've ever wondered how many poptarts you can stack on a borzoi, it's at least 8 1 week ago:
At least eight? I wanted to know the upper limit, bro you gotta get on this.
- Comment on Like a heart 1 week ago:
How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.
- Comment on Official Training 1 week ago:
Thanks for this short 1 frame job site training video.
- Comment on DIY restaurant 1 week ago:
I want it raw.
We have to cook it at least a little sir.
Oh, I would like it cooked for 64 days.
Sir we can only go as long as 5 minutes.
Oh, I would like it cooked in Kazakhstan.
Sir it will have to be cooked in our kitchen.
Well if you wasn’t going to let me choose why did you ask?
- Comment on He comin' 1 week ago:
Ma-oose, Ma-oose. maoose maoose. maoose maoose maoose maoose. moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose moose
- Comment on PSA 1 week ago:
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 1 week ago:
You can’t see it but that’s only because It’s cold I swear.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 1 week ago:
I think I’m a little better than a stegosaurus.
- Comment on Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently 1 week ago:
Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?
- Comment on No brainer 2 weeks ago:
Teleport 7 inches away easy lock in:
Teleport up 7 inches on a generator perpetual motion machine.
Walk through thin walls / safes.
Repeatedly teleport forwards never have to walk again.
Teleport out of bed every morning.
Teleport our of clothes at night / sexy times
Look cool af.
- Comment on Truck go 💥🚚 2 weeks ago:
Moments later the crew of the 8h was very confused when they got fired.
- Comment on Engineers wanted: Mexico looks to join the global semiconductor race 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on No justice, no peace. 2 weeks ago:
Damage increases exponentially every five feet from radius to source.
- Comment on HDMI 2 weeks ago:
Most chicken soup is anolog and all you have to do is throw it up on the screen.
- Comment on Laser 2 weeks ago:
My wife died in a Lazer accident too, swallowed it, not the brightest that one, nope… good at swallowing though.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
It seems to run on some form of electricity.
- Comment on bmw 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think they should be adding RGB to cars it’s a bit ostentatious.
- Comment on Glizzy hole 3 weeks ago:
Better?
- Comment on Glizzy hole 3 weeks ago:
I don’t care what you intend that hole for a dick is going through it.
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 3 weeks ago:
In this universe yes but in the weasels timeline weasel based time manipulation is quite common.