Submitted 19 hours ago by treadful@lemmy.zip to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
For example:
Yes. People have a very disturbed picture of hygiene of their body in general. The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far - after a good scrubbing under the shower they get put into a (idealy) freshly washed piece of underwear, until the next shower. Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly. Phone screens are the dirtiest surface in your whole aplt, probably. Yet you’d rather lick that than eat a nice ass.
once you fart the bacteria released largely spreads within that undergarment. Your genital areas are much less clean than you think.
The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far…
I don’t know if I’d go that far. It’s not very open to the air (bacterial and fungal dream) and the anus is like right there. After a long sweaty day, shit migrates.
But I don’t get the fear when using a towel immediately after a shower.
Wool underwear my friend. No more bad smells, comfort for the whole day, leave em to hang and they’re good as new the next day.
Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.
You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.
I’m gonna guess you don’t live in a hot country.
Asshole is not clean dude. You fart, if you’re smelling it that is literally poop particles you’re smelling. Your butthole is not clean. Everything else sure.
Yes and no.
What you are actually smelling are mercaptans, specifically methyl mercaptan (aka methanethiol), hydrogen sulfide, and a few other organic compounds.
Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦
Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.
You might want to avoid !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Was it near X or Facebook/Instagram lately? There is lots of shit on there 🤣
if you have skid marks on your towel, you either need to wipe better or have constipation.
Or should find a new place to buy your used towels.
Given we learned way too many men think it’s gay to wipe your butt after popping
I very much doubt they’re washing their ass either
It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful
Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.
I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke
That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
What?
That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind
What.
There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.
“I’d rather have an itchy asshole, skid marks, and a smelly ass than BE GAY, that’s worse than any of those things!!” and then they wonder why the only way they can get women is through forced marriages.
Assumed it’s mostly an Asian thing. Is arranged marriage a thing in the west?
Is this why circumcisions are so common?
Because it’s gay to pull back your foreskin when pissing?
We did? I thought it was like one social media post meme floating around.
This is unfortunately is a very real thing you can encounter while just dating random dudes
If it was fake so many women wouldn’t have personal experience with this
I’m still not sure I believe in those people. Sounds made up.
Wait.. Wat?
I didn't get that memo.
weak, I wipe my ass during popping
This user don’t let shit bother them
WTF at a face butt towel… then again who us our president?
You’re drunk.
I like you.
But you’re drunk.
Why not just start drying top to bottom, and completely avoid the need for the labels?
This helps only if you wash your towel after each shower.
People switch towels after every shower?
I’ve heard of people taking multiple showers a day, but not switching towels after each shower.
Nah, it forgot by the time it is dry.
…Do people not wash towels after each shower?
This towel doesn’t account for something like 90% of your body surface x)
My routine:
Similar:
Steps 1 and 3 are only needed every other day.
Beating off not numbered?
You just maintain. Are you new to the gooning scene or something? Shower is like your rest time.
Conditioner?
Man the fuck up.
Certain parts like your feet can have fungus diseases, even if not visible. They do not simply wash off and you don’t want transferring those to your face or other parts.
A single towel is fine if you just had a shower, just dry yourself top to bottom.
But if you’re only washing your feet you don’t want to use the same towel that you will use to wipe your face.
Would women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?
Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.
Translation into American: the Tom Brady paw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.
They’d think you’re a fun guy.
Wash cloths exist for a reason.
Just wash them everytime
Just make sure you don’t use the butt soap.
It’s a joke. I guess someone needed to tell you but: It’s a joke.
Smart to put the Butt label on the brown half.
And when you can’t read “Butt” anymore it’s time to wash the towel
Brooklyn 99, the one grey towel:
thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 35 seconds ago
I use my towel in the opposite direction of what’s shown here. Although there shouldn’t be an issue if you’ve cleansed thoroughly (and I do), I personally cannot get past the thought of drying my ass and face with the same exact part of the towel. Luckily, I let my face air dry for skincare purposes.