People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

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• 30p87@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes. People have a very disturbed picture of hygiene of their body in general. The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far - after a good scrubbing under the shower they get put into a (idealy) freshly washed piece of underwear, until the next shower. Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly. Phone screens are the dirtiest surface in your whole aplt, probably. Yet you’d rather lick that than eat a nice ass.

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  • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far…

    I don’t know if I’d go that far. It’s not very open to the air (bacterial and fungal dream) and the anus is like right there. After a long sweaty day, shit migrates.

    But I don’t get the fear when using a towel immediately after a shower.

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    • Greddan@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wool underwear my friend. No more bad smells, comfort for the whole day, leave em to hang and they’re good as new the next day.

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are so wrong about my ass eating priorities

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    • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Username checks out thoroughly.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.

    You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.

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  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    once you fart the bacteria released largely spreads within that undergarment. Your genital areas are much less clean than you think.

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  • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m gonna guess you don’t live in a hot country.

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Asshole is not clean dude. You fart, if you’re smelling it that is literally poop particles you’re smelling. Your butthole is not clean. Everything else sure.

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    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes and no.

      What you are actually smelling are mercaptans, specifically methyl mercaptan (aka methanethiol), hydrogen sulfide, and a few other organic compounds.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think if the average person had fecal-vision they would either have a nervous breakdown at the amount of personal body fluids and materials that coat everything we see and touch, or they would have to get over squeamishness immediately in order to keep functioning.

      I promise your phone, right now, has bacteria that are produced in the bowels of a person. It’s also on every surface of your bathroom, on your keyboard, shoes and hands and probably everything else.

      Your body is constantly seeking equilibrium with your microbiome. You wouldn’t want to get rid of that bacteria or you would die.

      If you have good hygiene and don’t let shit dry in your ass cheeks, those areas are actually more likely to be in equilibrium than other parts of your body, because they don’t get sterilized or handle sources of foreign bacteria. Meaning there isn’t a harmful imbalance of one kind of bacteria versus another.

      It’s very easy to test. You take a swab of your ass, your hands and your mouth and let it grow. Can you guess what petri dish is more likely to look like the opening credits to The Last of Us?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦

    Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.

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    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You might want to avoid !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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    • DarkMetatron@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was it near X or Facebook/Instagram lately? There is lots of shit on there 🤣

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• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Given we learned way too many men think it’s gay to wipe your butt after popping

  I very much doubt they’re washing their ass either

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  • SalamenceFury@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’d rather have an itchy asshole, skid marks, and a smelly ass than BE GAY, that’s worse than any of those things!!” and then they wonder why the only way they can get women is through forced marriages.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Assumed it’s mostly an Asian thing. Is arranged marriage a thing in the west?

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful

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    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.

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    • PoastRotato@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke

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    • spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What?

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind

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    • SalamenceFury@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What.

      There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.

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    • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh shit, I just read diarrhea.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We did? I thought it was like one social media post meme floating around.

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is unfortunately is a very real thing you can encounter while just dating random dudes

      If it was fake so many women wouldn’t have personal experience with this

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are 8 billion folks on the earth, and half are guys. I’m sure there are a few who have that thought, but it’s just like anything else: numbers make a mockery of all/none or even most/some claims.

      The part about it being gay is also just for trolling/stupid dunking purposes. I would bet that if you got the people you were asking the question of to read a few books and learn to express themselves, you’d find that most people don’t scrub their asshole because it’s generally seen as dirty and contaminated, so they limit themselves to using the toilet paper, thereby not contaminating their hand or wash cloth in the shower. Nothing to do with thoughts of it being gay or not.

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    after popping

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gotta pop it out

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this why circumcisions are so common?

    Because it’s gay to pull back your foreskin when pissing?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pulling back the foreskin makes it way more challenging and uncomfortable to piss. I don’t really discuss the status of my foreskin with anyone, so maybe I’m unexpectedly in the minority, but … What?

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  • spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m still not sure I believe in those people. Sounds made up.

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    • Twongo@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there’s no easy way to tell this but: i met one of them - it came up in conversation somehow. a few days later when we met again he told me how great he feels bow that he properly washes his ass in the shower…

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  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait.. Wat?

    I didn't get that memo.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    weak, I wipe my ass during popping

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    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This user don’t let shit bother them

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why not just start drying top to bottom, and completely avoid the need for the labels?

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  • Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This helps only if you wash your towel after each shower.

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    • Zahille7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People switch towels after every shower?

      I’ve heard of people taking multiple showers a day, but not switching towels after each shower.

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, it forgot by the time it is dry.

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    • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …Do people not wash towels after each shower?

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  if you have skid marks on your towel, you either need to wipe better or have constipation.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or should find a new place to buy your used towels.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or stop leaving them out when guests come over. And also, get new friends.

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  WTF at a face butt towel… then again who us our president?

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  • skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re drunk.
    I like you.
    But you’re drunk.

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• termaxima@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This towel doesn’t account for something like 90% of your body surface x)

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Think of it like an XOR or whatever bullshit cimpsci majors would use to describe how either side can wash other stuff that’s not a face or butt

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s this youtube video where a lady checks the bacterial density that accumulates on a towel as it is used for several days in a row: youtu.be/4NWxU5RIUnI

  TL;DR is that it’s completely fine for the first 9 days or so

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• Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My routine:

  1. Quick rinse of everything with just the hot shower water
  2. Hair shampoo and face wash
  3. Conditioner so that it can sit until final rinse
  4. Phase 1 pass of rear with body wash using just my bare hands, washing hands afterwards
  5. Loofa with body wash over everything aside from face and hair, this includes phase 2 of the rear. Really can go to town back there since phase 1 has been completed
  6. Final rinse

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beating off not numbered?

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You just maintain. Are you new to the gooning scene or something? Shower is like your rest time.

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Similar:

    1. Shampoo then conditioner (no rinse yet)
    2. Wash, in order: pits, crotch, feet
    3. Rinse conditioner

    Steps 1 and 3 are only needed every other day.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1. Try to get the temperature just right, it’s still too hot when I get in.
    2. Stand under the water for a couple of minutes to get my bearings, and contemplate my life choices.
    3. Rub bar of soap vigorously between legs and under arms, hitting chest, arms, and back suggestively.
    4. Repeat step 2.
    5. Wash face, neck, and ears with wash cloth.
    6. Wash hair. If it’s short, use bar of soap. If it’s long, use shampoo.
    7. Shave, using bar of soap.
    8. Step 2, again.

    ~15 minutes to here, depending on how I’m feeling about myself.

    9. Get out and dry off with the towel that is only used for drying off after a shower, but hasn’t been washed in at least a month.
    10. Comb hair, brush teeth, swab ears, and put on antiperspirant.

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  • skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Conditioner?
    Man the fuck up.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…

      and I don’t think it’s you.

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perfectly cleaned with soap does not equal sterile. I don’t want e. coli in my eye.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    E. Coleye

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  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is an order of operations that does not start with your rectum…

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You use a different towel every day?

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• falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Certain parts like your feet can have fungus diseases, even if not visible. They do not simply wash off and you don’t want transferring those to your face or other parts.

  A single towel is fine if you just had a shower, just dry yourself top to bottom.

  But if you’re only washing your feet you don’t want to use the same towel that you will use to wipe your face.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.

      Translation into American: the Tom Brady paw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’d think you’re a fun guy.

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• Sarcasmo@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Smart to put the Butt label on the brown half.

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  • GargleBlaster@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And when you can’t read “Butt” anymore it’s time to wash the towel

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Black socks never get dirty

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• thingAmaBob@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I use my towel in the opposite direction of what’s shown here. Although there shouldn’t be an issue if you’ve cleansed thoroughly (and I do), I personally cannot get past the thought of drying my ass and face with the same exact part of the towel. Luckily, I let my face air dry for skincare purposes.

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a joke. I guess someone needed to tell you but: It’s a joke.

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  • tomcatt360@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s a joke? This post, or the towel in question?

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wash cloths exist for a reason.

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have never figured out their utility. 

    If I wash my butthole with my finger I can just wash off my finger.

    If I used a washcloth I’d have to put it in the washing machine and use a fresh washcloth every shower.

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Brooklyn 99, the one grey towel:

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=utc4vXrxRGI

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• oplkill@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just wash them everytime

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  • paraphrand@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just make sure you don’t use the butt soap.

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