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- Comment on People were really doing martial arts under waterfalls for hours without a break, I stand in the shower for twenty minutes and my skin starts having a tantrum, getting wrinkly and shit. 4 hours ago:
That’s not a tantrum, that’s your fingertips thinking “hmmm, we’ve been wet for a while… I’d better increase my surface area for better grip so I can execute a sweet hip throw on the next attacker I encounter.” Your body wants to develop its innate kung fu potential!
- Comment on Why do men call their father their "old man", but their "old lady" is their wife? 1 day ago:
It’s less about the splash and more about the microscopic sprays of faecal bacteria. You don’t want that E. Coli on your toothbrush.
- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 1 week ago:
In this thread: a log of confused vegans refusing to acknowledge the behaviour of other vegans and explaining why non-vegans’ experiences with them are wrong.
- Comment on In a thousand years teachers will have a hard time explaining the origins of one of the most dangerous and ill-conceived weapons ever invented: the lightsaber 1 week ago:
Unlike in history, we don’t really lose information anymore.
We’ve developed an unfortunate habit of locking it behind paywalls, though.
- Comment on my humps 2 weeks ago:
Normally I’m not on board with the perversity of the modern internet, but there’s something noble in what you’re doing.
- Comment on my humps 2 weeks ago:
I’ve always seen hippos with blunt teeth. Do they wear down those fangs eating river weed?
- Comment on Are the people who read terms and conditions the same people who pre-heat their ovens? 🤔 2 weeks ago:
Everyone pre-heats their oven! …Don’t they?
- Comment on animals you need to know 2 weeks ago:
Careful - some of these are Australian and will try to kill you.
- Comment on can't stop won't stop 2 weeks ago:
But you’re not going back to alter history? Get some, homie.
- Comment on Your body is completely dark except for the 1 molecule outside layer that light hits. 2 weeks ago:
Put your hand in front of a strong light source and you’ll see red light through some of the skin at least.
- Comment on The miracle of childbirth 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I always thought that was part of the comic.
- Comment on Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green? 2 weeks ago:
I think you’re right. I can’t think of a single green mammal. Why can we have green or blue eyes, but not other things?
- Comment on The miracle of childbirth 2 weeks ago:
Why cut off the last few panels of the comic?
- Comment on People are out there right now trying to correct every grammar mistake on the internet. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve come to care about grammar more because bad grammar is one of the easiest ways to spot a scam message.
- Comment on If a universal basic income started today with the stipulation that you had to put 40 hrs/wk towards making the world a better place or solving societal problems, how would you spend your time? 3 weeks ago:
My current job is receiving/dispatching IT equipment to keep hospitals running, so I think I’d keep doing what I’m doing. It’s a modest contribution, but someone has to make sure the people working on cures for cancer can get their email.
- Comment on Goatse, like Michelangelo's David, should be an exception to normal rules of censorship, due to its status as part of our shared cultural heritage. 3 weeks ago:
Please, no. 😱
- Comment on just say no!! 3 weeks ago:
Non-Euclidean space is the only place to look for affordable housing these days.
- Comment on Are you also able to stutter in sign languages? 3 weeks ago:
I was thinking maybe some kind of hand/arm injury, but Parkinsons makes more sense.
- Comment on party time 5 weeks ago:
Step 1: tell the internet cicadas contain drugs.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: guy admitted to hospital with a can of Raid up his ass.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
It wants my credit card before it’ll even say what its specs are!
- Comment on don't tell iceland 5 weeks ago:
cheese is traditionally not fresh in the slightest.
Oh, but it can be. Farmer’s cheese and other fresh milk cheese types curdle the milk proteins using an acid reaction to citrus or vinegar rather than fermentation.
- Comment on don't tell iceland 5 weeks ago:
Perhaps it’ll make your day better to know that Pacific nations have passed legislation recognising legal personhood for whales and dolphins, granting them rights against being hunted?
- Comment on betrayal 5 weeks ago:
But when you get past 40 the body starts sending you signals you can’t ignore.
- Comment on On Lemmee, actual shower thoughts can be posted because theres less filters. 5 weeks ago:
“Gotta get this mole looked at.”
- Comment on penguins 5 weeks ago:
Her coat’s arms are tucked into the coat’s pockets, but there’s no way her arms are long enough for her hands to be in those pockets.
Make it make sense.
- Comment on We are beings made of atoms in the universe, who are studying atoms in the universe 5 weeks ago:
And we’re using atoms in the universe to do it.
- Comment on nice for a holiday, i presume. 1 month ago:
Maybe a lil bit of compost at the edges to help it along.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Copstaches in polite company. Maybe cop-chic is coming back (if it was ever a thing).
- Comment on OpenAI Adds Free Instant ChatGPT Access for Everyone. Here's Why That Matters 1 month ago:
I got a rosy little glow inside me reading that.
- Comment on A birthday present for a friend, first attempt at free-hand machine embroidery 1 month ago:
Really nice work there.