Sarcasmo

@Sarcasmo@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suicide is the last DIY project some people do.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Failing to plan is like planning to fail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely so you should have plenty of sodas and salty snacks available before you begin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Content⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Follow up comment about how your mom loves a witty retort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't tall people also wider?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine how different our doors would be if we were two feet tall and six feet wide. Try not to imagine the twerking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Content⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Comments go here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben swag...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  wat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have ceo potential (derogative)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks a big bunch. (sarcastic)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it's your job to complain but you get burnt out on complaining, what would you do?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So how’s the job going?

  I can’t complain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One stop shop⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped in for the immediate cremation and they couldn’t get me in so that’s bs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More milk per milk…PLUS…a thicker, creamier, longer-lasting milk moustache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pulling network cable, joist along top of wall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure if I’m seeing it exactly but it sounds like you might need a bigger hole for downstairs. Maybe use a hole saw so you have more room to fish and can get the cable through looped if you can grab it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know the Coneheads had a dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you decide?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mattress: not even once⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe why you don’t see a lot of futons (aka the OMG taco) anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Obscene!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a neighbor with six weiners but they tended to keep the drapes closed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smart to put the Butt label on the brown half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit was ruined for me a couple of years ago and AI wasn’t involved. I no longer interact there but I do still read Reddit occasionally. Personally I find it difficult to wade through hundreds of one-liners without forgetting what the post was about.