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FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

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Submitted ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • tym@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is “you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton’s dick?”

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    • zenitsu@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Because “you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?” didn’t quite hit enough

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  • PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And their source is a “Verified Taco Bell employee” on Reddit??

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?

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      • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’d trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.

        But that’s just me.

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Principle Skinner: “Myes!”

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    • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.

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    • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      at least they have a source

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

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    • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

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      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.

        used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

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    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait…WHAT?!

      I don’t want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!

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      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It was either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.

        Lots of people are saying it.

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      • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There is a line in an email that refers to “trump blowing bubba”.

        It’s not clear who “bubba” is, but it’s one of Clinton’s nicknames.

        More importantly though, it’s not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

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      • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        www.snopes.com/…/epstein-bubba-trump-blowing/

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

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      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        New fetish unlocked

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      • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If that’s the case, wow. That’s an elegant strategy. I’ll add it to my comment.

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is attention capture tactics.

    Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…

    …what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?

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    • nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      He was disappeared from an ICE detention center.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More of the same from the delusion network.

    You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.

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    • AquaTofana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.

      That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.

      Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.

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      • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        A person of culture, I see.

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    • Flickerby@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll be that guy, fire sauce isn’t that good. If you want heat, diablo has it and still tastes good. If you want flavor, mild is delicious and no shame in preventing heart burn. Honestly fire has to be my least favorite. Also it has chunks of stuff in it, which, while delicious, makes it a pain in the ass to get outta the packet without spurting everywhere.

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    • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fire is superior for sure. Diablo is nasty and only for people who want to flex.

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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s like Da Bomb sauce on Hot Ones, it’s not even good they just try to make it burn except it’s not hot either

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      • diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.

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    • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Diablo just tastes bad

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      • RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it was meant to taste good they’d have called it DeuSauce

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  • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.

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    • CodeHead@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)

      The 5-layer is still there though…

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      • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:

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        It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.

        I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].

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  • aarRJaay@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

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    • chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was the ambition locos, a menu item they no longer carry

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Aw. Quesaritos are my favorite thing. I might never eat at a Taco Bell again.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I get the theme of all the flatiron “grilled” items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?

    Also, Trump rapes children.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But I hear he gives great head.

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He does not rape children…

      Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
      I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        At first I thought you meant seeing Moses naked and hard, but you meant just in general I think.

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  • aarch0x40@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!

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    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!

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      • aarch0x40@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Party like it’s 1789!!

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    • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All potato items 💔

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve heard of a taco… Made entirely out of burritos.

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  • kubica@fedia.io ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.

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    • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well it isn’t Mexican.

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      • kubica@fedia.io ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn't stopped from trying to deport people.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on them.

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      • mech@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        WTF? No, I never want to live in a country where that is done to anyone for any reason.
        Dismantle the business, throw the execs in prison for life and seize their funds.

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  • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just ate two Diablo crispy chicken burritos and my ass is on fire

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that. Since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?

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    • jali67@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      FR nobody should be paying $15 for two child size chalupa tacos and a baja blast.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally the got rid of those woke potatoes.

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  • Flickerby@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped.” “…Mexican food?”

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taco Bell is so fucking shit.

    It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Taco Bell is kinda its own genre of food. I’ve never wanted Mexican food and decided “close enough” with Taco Bell.

      But I’ve absolutely bought Taco Bell because I was in the mood for Taco Bell.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The trick is to be wasted. It’s absolutely amazing when you’re pissed out of your gourd.

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All potato items?

    Because potatos are too pricey?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They already knew. Bet their ceo is even on the list

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump definitely built his own Luxe Cravings Box, I’ll give him that. He took Bill’s Baja Blast. That’s why they call him Frank’s RedHot® Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco Trump. Nope, one too many.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not the 7-layer burrito! Omg!

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  • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely

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    • ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They brought it back a few months ago. It’s fantastic

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  • lorski@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    True. Fox News has been the GOP propaganda channel for over 20 years…

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    RIPower to the 7 Layer Burrito.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wrf? I love my potato soft tacos!

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is an old screenshot from the George Floyd murder. I just got their potato tacos last week too.

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