ALL POTATO ITEMS?!
The fucking french fries and cheesy potatoes are literally the best things they have! 😩
FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
Submitted 4 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I love that the fox example is probably the very bottom of the “not even remotely related to news, yet true” barrel.
bss03@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Aw. Quesaritos are my favorite thing. I might never eat at a Taco Bell again.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I legit only order the spicy potato soft tacos there. I mean, it’s not national news though
So like, we’re going to keep seeing damning emails for a few days and get a list this week right?
bss03@infosec.pub 4 months ago
I’ve basically only been seeing the “blowing bubba” meme stuff, but I expect that we will at least get more evidence that Trump got handjobs from women that could not legally consent and were coerced into those acts. There’s long been testimony to that effect.
I hope it torPEDOes this whole Presidency, but I’m a bit tipsy just now.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 months ago
This is attention capture tactics.
Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…
…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Considering how long ago that ad campaign ran, he’s dead.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sad, but true.
nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
He was disappeared from an ICE detention center.
tym@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is “you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton’s dick?”
zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Because “you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?” didn’t quite hit enough
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The people we have to affect aren’t troubled by underaged rape or treason. Only homophobia. Pick the knife for the fight.
tym@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You really have to know some of these xenophobic, out of shape boomers to understand how gay oral sex will short circuit their brain. They know that people like me will bring up the ole gluck gluck 3000 at the mere mention of that douche’s name, so they’ll do what their meal team six cowardly self was going to do no matter what: quietly disavow now that it’ll blow back on them (pun totally intended)
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.
incompetent@programming.dev 4 months ago
I wouldn’t quite call what they do journalism.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Oh was completely being sarcastic.They are a regime propaganda channel which has nothing to do with journalism, reality, facts or news. To me as a European they are a very dark and dystopian comedy channel which is super funny, but at the same time very not funny at all. I just don’t get how the people on there are able to sleep at night.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I just ate two Diablo crispy chicken burritos and my ass is on fire
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that. Since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Finally the got rid of those woke potatoes.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 months ago
More of the same from the delusion network.
You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.
That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.
Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I’ll be that guy, fire sauce isn’t that good. If you want heat, diablo has it and still tastes good. If you want flavor, mild is delicious and no shame in preventing heart burn. Honestly fire has to be my least favorite. Also it has chunks of stuff in it, which, while delicious, makes it a pain in the ass to get outta the packet without spurting everywhere.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fire is superior for sure. Diablo is nasty and only for people who want to flex.
ICCrawler@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nobody is flexing anything with a common fast-food brand hot sauce.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s like Da Bomb sauce on Hot Ones, it’s not even good they just try to make it burn except it’s not hot either
diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Diablo just tastes bad
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If it was meant to taste good they’d have called it DeuSauce
mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Not the 7-layer burrito! Omg!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?
jali67@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.
lorski@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
True. Fox News has been the GOP propaganda channel for over 20 years…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.
CodeHead@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)
The 5-layer is still there though…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:
It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.
I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Taco Bell is so fucking shit.
It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Taco Bell is kinda its own genre of food. I’ve never wanted Mexican food and decided “close enough” with Taco Bell.
But I’ve absolutely bought Taco Bell because I was in the mood for Taco Bell.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The trick is to be wasted. It’s absolutely amazing when you’re pissed out of your gourd.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I get the theme of all the flatiron “grilled” items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?
Also, Trump rapes children.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
He does not rape children…
Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
At first I thought you meant seeing Moses naked and hard, but you meant just in general I think.
chunes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are they seriously broadcasting George Floyd talking points? How long has it been, five years?
Gloomy@mander.xyz 4 months ago
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Wrf? I love my potato soft tacos!
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This is an old screenshot from the George Floyd murder. I just got their potato tacos last week too.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They already knew. Bet their ceo is even on the list
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
FR nobody should be paying $15 for two child size chalupa tacos and a baja blast.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Trump definitely built his own Luxe Cravings Box, I’ll give him that. He took Bill’s Baja Blast. That’s why they call him Frank’s RedHot® Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco Trump. Nope, one too many.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 months ago
This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.
used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Now that is hard hitting journalism!
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
All potato items?
Because potatos are too pricey?
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 4 months ago
I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely
ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
They brought it back a few months ago. It’s fantastic
aarRJaay@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?
chaogomu@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
That was the ambition locos, a menu item they no longer carry
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
“Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped.” “…Mexican food?”
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
RIPower to the 7 Layer Burrito.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
To be fair, everybody already knew about Trump being in the Epstein Files. Taco Bell getting rid of the cheesy potatoes would be devastating and is indeed important to know about.