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@Nomorereddit@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bum trumpet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Any chance you have sleep apnea?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bum trumpet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PP Police⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

  Make it less important…like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

  Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to whom it may concern:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Be kind to everyone?! I dont even like everyone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I sleep on my right arm it hurts. But sleep me just keeps doing it!

  Should awake me drug myself to keep asleep me in control?

  Also I want mine and your foreskin back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, we got fat reserves.

  Source: we(i?) drink the gusher insides first then refill w mayo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warn⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What experts? Give me my Dyson spehere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been hearing that for 30 years. That and the rapture is tomorrow. And aliens coming the day after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She has no points

  A) women are voluntarily driving 100% of demand for this drug B) if we could make it for guys, we would. C) if we did unplanned pregnancies would dry up and women’s power/control of birth would change vastly for the first time in our biological history.

  This screen shot is meaningless kindergarten thinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is this shit post? It’s kids yelling into the internet about being right. You gave us the ick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We gotta be more encouraging⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here go do this instead www.ildu.com.ua

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is another lie.

  Beware of cartoon drawings promising big things. Because if they can’t show you the thing, it doesn’t exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What we get and what we deserve are two different things… can you give it to them froso?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The soup is really hot n wet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crunchyroll Faces Cancelation: Why Anime Fans Are Choosing Piracy After Latest Update⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so super mega serious. Seriously. I’ll try it more basic, but deadly serious:

  "What going on?

  Me not understand.

  Why hate thing? Is cause ai, or cause Israeli, both? Something else?

  Why do I care who is hitting the keyboard characters to sub a story i already know/love?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crunchyroll Faces Cancelation: Why Anime Fans Are Choosing Piracy After Latest Update⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So we’re banning everything from Israel now? Does that include religion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was only ok with the fake name of Guynan.

  Whoopi suck. Guyana, helped picard saved humanity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What character did you play?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unified⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your argument collapses once you consider spaghetti.

  Left alone, spaghetti just lies there, limp and purposeless. Only through firm, boiling authority does it reach al dente perfection. Scientists, like noodles, sometimes need that structured heat to avoid sticking together in chaos. Maybe the government isn’t crushing freedom but just straining out the excess sauce of indecision.

  After all, nobody eats raw noodles in a democracy of boiling water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, shaming! Featuring, fall in line bich! And now including, not doing what i say is stupid!

  Real take: all vaccines should come w free wifi.