Alwaysnownevernotme
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- Comment on Why do conservatives define being fascist solely as "being violent?" 2 days ago:
Because they don’t know what words mean they just know if it makes them feel good or bad based on who it’s directed at.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
How do you square the very concept of murder with your statement?
- Comment on 5 days ago:
I dearly regret Charlies tragic passing.
When I initially heard the news I was hoping he was in for a half a century of quadriplegia with destroyed vocal cords.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Human history is nothing but a series of people figuring out how to get along with eachother.
I loled.
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 6 days ago:
Looks deeply into the eyes of 226 years of immunology.
“Friends, yes. Just… friends.”
- Comment on Anime with a high death count that's actually good? 1 week ago:
Orb: on the movements of the earth.
If you’re looking for a show that doesn’t have plot armor of any kind.
To your eternity.
If you’re looking for a show where the protagonist will outlive everyone they love over and over and over again.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 1 week ago:
Bro this is stressing me out I’m gonna go snort some of granpappies mummy stash.
- Comment on Choose wisely lemmings 1 week ago:
MyOtherHandleIsOnLinux
- Comment on Thanks I'd rather my beer stay analogue 4 weeks ago:
“Not bad.” He burped, burped again. “Fizzy, though?”
“Because it’s fast acting. It was ditch water an hour ago. We sieved it, brought it up to room temp, dumped in the culture. It’s live, too—add some precursor, it’ll come back. Survives in your urine. Just save some, you want to make more.”
“Communist beer?” Hubert, Etc said. The best bon mot he could scrounge.
He was better when he had time to think.
“Nazdarovya.” She clicked her cup against his and drained it, loosing a bone rattling belch when she finished. She gave her chest a thump and scared out smaller burps, refilled the glass.
“If it comes out in pee,” Hubert, Etc said, “what happens if someone adds the precursor to the sewers? Will it turn to beer?”
She gave him a look of adolescent scorn. “That would be stupid. Once it’s diluted it can’t metabolize precursor. Flush and it’s just pee. The critters die in an hour or two, so a latrine won’t turn into a reservoir of long lived existential threats to the water supply. It’s just beer.” Burp. “Fizzy beer.”
Hubert, Etc sipped. It was really good. Didn’t taste like piss at all. “All beer is rented, right?” he said.
“Most beer is rented. This is free. You know: ‘free as in free beer.’” She drank half the cup, spilling into her beard. It beaded on the crinkly refugee stuff. “You don’t come to a lot of Communist parties.”
Excerpt from “Walkaway” - Cory Doctorow
- Comment on President Trump calls on Intel CEO to resign 5 weeks ago:
Jimmy… Intel, has been an embarrassment to this great company. People are saying, folks are, everyone is saying he’s just, the worst. A travesty. Of the highest order. It’s as if he was trying to push the market under. Like a. Well I should, people are saying I should ask him to step down but to them I say I won’t I might suggest it, humbly, in the press. But I won’t ask him to. He will though. We’ve spoken and he told me "Mr. President Mr. president, what can I do and I tell him you got a move the supply chain out of Taiwan. But he doesn’t understand that so he won’t.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 month ago:
You can mount them on a wall.
- Comment on "Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games 1 month ago:
It’s a line from Jessie Welles “Certain”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
YouTube thinks I’ll buy a Rolex LMFAO
- Comment on "Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games 1 month ago:
Backass preachers out in Oklahoma getting high and stoned on their own aroma.
- Comment on Smart option 1 month ago:
Just coinage in general. It’s so fucking useless. Like. I can see keeping quarters for infrastructure reasons. But those washing machines will die someday not too far off.
- Comment on The Steam controller was ahead of its time 2 months ago:
I had a setup for fromsoft games that activated the gyro when I touched the track pad. So I could swipe the pad for fast camera turns and use the gyro for fine aim. My steam controllers battery terminals were both damaged by cell bursts though. I miss the camera agility now.
- Comment on Study Finds LLMs Biased Against Men in Hiring 2 months ago:
You write a creative series of deeply offensive curse words in small white on white print.
- Comment on Maybe someday 😌 2 months ago:
What would you guys even talk about?
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 2 months ago:
I curse the day I learned to read.
- Comment on Was surprised by these stats 2 months ago:
There’s no fucking way that many people don’t know you strike the fifth tally. OAT all but confirmed. As usual by their own ignorance.
- Comment on Tesla's European car sales nosedive for fifth month as customers switch to Chinese EVs 2 months ago:
Government agencies can’t bribe as good. Our politicians are whipped dogs who sell the free world for less than an F-150 a year in kickbacks.
- Comment on The Plane That Crashed Yesterday Was the Same One a Dead Boeing Whistleblower Warned About 2 months ago:
Waluigis if you will.
- Comment on Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California's Electric Car Market 4 months ago:
I see a cyber truck almost every day. It makes no sense. They aren’t even like the same one.
- Comment on Tesla speeds up odometers to avoid warranty repairs, U.S. lawsuit claims: Reuters 4 months ago:
Laws? For corporations?
- Comment on Temu shut off Google Shopping ads in the US on April 9; its App Store app ranking then plummeted from around third or fourth place to 58th in three days 5 months ago:
Surely this has nothing to do with the loophole their entire shitty business was built around being closed.
- Comment on Kowloon Generic Romance - Episode 1 discussion 5 months ago:
The art direction was really stylish. I’m definitely looking forward to seeing how this one develops.
- Comment on DOGE Plan to Push AI Across the US Federal Government is Wildly Dangerous 6 months ago:
Va, unemployment, post office, DMV, etc…
- Comment on I'm gonna be really pissed if my chtistofascist parents were right 6 months ago:
Yes it’s a death cult and we’re locked in the basement.
- Comment on TSA now offers you a choice 6 months ago:
That the security changes after 9/11 weren’t intended to reduce civilian casualties but to limit the ability to kill or maim elected officials and members of the oligarchy or damage federal property and corporate architecture.
If isis employed the same level of planning on an attack on the security line they would likely make 9/11 numbers. That’s without the investment of tickets of flight schools etc.
And that’s not even considering simultaneous attacks at different airports.
- Comment on TSA now offers you a choice 6 months ago:
I think we’re talking about different .1%s