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Refrigerator ads are finally here!
Submitted 3 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 months ago
Everyday I’m cyberpunkin’
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You can roll your own with Magic Mirror
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What am I looking at?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?
Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 months ago
One more step closer to the old Twilight Zone episodes where the machines come alive.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Please drink verification can to access the fridge”
“THE VERIFICATION CAN IS IN THE FRIDGE YOU DUMBASS AI”
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Or Futurama where ads are beamed directly into your dreams at night.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
I feel the sudden urge to buy Lightspeed® Brand briefs.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 months ago
Yeah, that's terrible. We're already at Minority Reports levels, only still without a great AR device, only the phone itself.
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
You bought a fridge with a tv. You knew it was going to happen
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I hate this mentality.
“You did a thing, you knew what was going to happen” is victim-blaming. It’s increasingly hard NOT to buy a device that has some bullshit tech pushed into it, or AI pushed into it. And I’d bet there was nothing on the sales floor about eventual ads.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 3 months ago
i partially agree, but: buying a fridge without a screen is fairly trivial still (luckily). buying a tv that is not “smart” is fucking difficult, and (at least last time I had to do it a couple of years ago) you are basically left with subpar screen technology because the fancy screens go into the crappy smart tv line. the solution is defining for yourself, and accepting the “good enough” level… basically stop caring. life is not about your devices. (unless it’s your homelab.)
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The dystopia is already here ffs…
banause@feddit.org 3 months ago
That’s the whole point of this sub lol
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t recognize this, what’s it from?
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Idk but im seeing cyberpunk, the apartment you have
bold_atlas@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Buy my ad blocking tape. 0.5 meters only $19.99
kratoz29@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
What’s the fuss about it? It is always nice to have another
screendoom machine around /ssolrize@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
I saw a daily Home Depot special for “smart toilets” and my first thought was “you mean I can’t poop if AWS is down?!”.
nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 3 months ago
Ngl, that appearing on your fridge fits the show so well though. Points to Apple for abusing Samsung’s choice to put ads on a fucking fridge
ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Aggressively American
peppers_ghost@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Samsung is Korean lol
ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The concept…
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Fuck off with the fucking ad for pluribus. What the fuck.
It’s a show. Now fuck off.
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
“Feed me!”
missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
bootstrapping problem if you need to drink your Mountain Dew™ verification can before you can open the door.
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Gotta keep some warm ones outside the fridge just for this situation. It only takes a couple of warm Mountain Dew’s to get people back in line.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Need to be able to jailbreak these and put your own stuff on it.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Like Doom.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Never wanted one of these… now I want a fridge that runs Doom.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
This… Is acceptable.
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why would anyone spend the money to have this in the first place? It’s absolutely laughable.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Hello, yes, can I get some cold?
We have $499 cold (ad supported) and $1599 cold (ad free).
fullsquare@awful.systems 3 months ago
achoo
yobasari@feddit.org 3 months ago
Except that the one with ads is more expensive.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
waiting for the zero day fridge vulns… shouldn’t be long now
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Long Live The White Box!
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
NeilBru@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Dumb” is the new “smart”.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
" finally"? How long you been wanting them?
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Pihole I bet would prevent those ads. Or it would crash and stop cooling…
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 months ago
But no, someone thought it’d be cool to be able to surf the web on the fridge. Well, here you are.
fullsquare@awful.systems 3 months ago
There’s a slight chance that we’ll see a
Sent from my fridge using Tapatalk
in the future
neuroneiro@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There’s an option in the settings app that allows you to turn ads off.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh, how kind of Samsung. Pray they don’t alter the deal further.
fullsquare@awful.systems 3 months ago
For now
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No thanks. I wonder if the damn thing will have a hidden barcode reader.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So, if I bought this at Costco, and the fridge was 10 years old, I’d use their guarantee to return the motherfucker and make a huge fucking scene if they tried to refuse.