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Refrigerator ads are finally here!
Submitted 1 month ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 month ago
Everyday I’m cyberpunkin’
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can roll your own with Magic Mirror
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What am I looking at?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 month ago
One more step closer to the old Twilight Zone episodes where the machines come alive.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Please drink verification can to access the fridge”
“THE VERIFICATION CAN IS IN THE FRIDGE YOU DUMBASS AI”
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or Futurama where ads are beamed directly into your dreams at night.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I feel the sudden urge to buy Lightspeed® Brand briefs.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 month ago
Yeah, that's terrible. We're already at Minority Reports levels, only still without a great AR device, only the phone itself.
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You bought a fridge with a tv. You knew it was going to happen
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hate this mentality.
“You did a thing, you knew what was going to happen” is victim-blaming. It’s increasingly hard NOT to buy a device that has some bullshit tech pushed into it, or AI pushed into it. And I’d bet there was nothing on the sales floor about eventual ads.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i partially agree, but: buying a fridge without a screen is fairly trivial still (luckily). buying a tv that is not “smart” is fucking difficult, and (at least last time I had to do it a couple of years ago) you are basically left with subpar screen technology because the fancy screens go into the crappy smart tv line. the solution is defining for yourself, and accepting the “good enough” level… basically stop caring. life is not about your devices. (unless it’s your homelab.)
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The dystopia is already here ffs…
banause@feddit.org 1 month ago
That’s the whole point of this sub lol
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t recognize this, what’s it from?
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Idk but im seeing cyberpunk, the apartment you have
bold_atlas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Buy my ad blocking tape. 0.5 meters only $19.99
kratoz29@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What’s the fuss about it? It is always nice to have another
screendoom machine around /ssolrize@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I saw a daily Home Depot special for “smart toilets” and my first thought was “you mean I can’t poop if AWS is down?!”.
nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 1 month ago
Ngl, that appearing on your fridge fits the show so well though. Points to Apple for abusing Samsung’s choice to put ads on a fucking fridge
ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aggressively American
peppers_ghost@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Samsung is Korean lol
ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The concept…
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fuck off with the fucking ad for pluribus. What the fuck.
It’s a show. Now fuck off.
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Feed me!”
missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
bootstrapping problem if you need to drink your Mountain Dew™ verification can before you can open the door.
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gotta keep some warm ones outside the fridge just for this situation. It only takes a couple of warm Mountain Dew’s to get people back in line.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Need to be able to jailbreak these and put your own stuff on it.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Like Doom.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Never wanted one of these… now I want a fridge that runs Doom.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
This… Is acceptable.
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why would anyone spend the money to have this in the first place? It’s absolutely laughable.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Hello, yes, can I get some cold?
We have $499 cold (ad supported) and $1599 cold (ad free).
fullsquare@awful.systems 1 month ago
achoo
yobasari@feddit.org 1 month ago
Except that the one with ads is more expensive.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
waiting for the zero day fridge vulns… shouldn’t be long now
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Long Live The White Box!
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NeilBru@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Dumb” is the new “smart”.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
" finally"? How long you been wanting them?
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Pihole I bet would prevent those ads. Or it would crash and stop cooling…
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
But no, someone thought it’d be cool to be able to surf the web on the fridge. Well, here you are.
fullsquare@awful.systems 1 month ago
There’s a slight chance that we’ll see a
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in the future
neuroneiro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s an option in the settings app that allows you to turn ads off.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, how kind of Samsung. Pray they don’t alter the deal further.
fullsquare@awful.systems 1 month ago
For now
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No thanks. I wonder if the damn thing will have a hidden barcode reader.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, if I bought this at Costco, and the fridge was 10 years old, I’d use their guarantee to return the motherfucker and make a huge fucking scene if they tried to refuse.