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As long as we ignore the parts which happened outside of Europe…

“Og say wrong word for berry in front of woman. Og no leave cave ever again when sun in sky. Og live in dark with shame”

To be fair, I’ve not memorised too many cooking instructions, but I can quote about half of “Monty Python’s Holy Grail” with reasonable accuracy, or tell you in great detail a number of stories of “what me and my friends got up to” when I was younger, or give you plot summaries and occasional quotes from half of the episodes of Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Star Trek TNG etc, and lyrics to hundreds of songs from the 1980s and 1990s… and I’m not exactly particularly talented in that area. It’s not a massive stretch to think someone could fairly easily memorise and story-tell one fairly long book.

Star Trek 55? Have they released a whole load of films without me realising?

Reval is Tallinn (in Estonia), so perhaps the thick fur enclosure is hot enough to work as a sort of “personal travel sauna”?

How could a comment section about some coins found in a pot turn into comment cancer?

[Checks comments]

Oh. I see. It turns out our calendar system is “woke”, “patriot Christians” are an “oppressed minority” and archeology is “theft from hard-working private landowners”.

“Can I have one of those Croy Sunts please?”

“What? I don’t know what a Quasson is”

“Dad, can I open the biscuits?”

“No, son. We might need them to build an improvised wall to defend from Zulu attack”

try this link (actual link, not a Rick Roll)

Two questions: 1) Why isn’t the “collection tube” connected to some sort of bottle to collect stuff in? 2) Why does the “collection tube” have a sort of mouthpiece (like a gerbils water bottle mouthpiece) next to the guy’s mouth?

Understood. Buying all the Star Wars games.

Where can I learn this skill?