Zier
@Zier@fedia.io
- Comment on chat is this real 1 week ago:
In 2025 the man replaced his old one with a Smart Toaster. He has been held hostage by that toaster for 176 days now.
- Comment on Something, something, corn 1 week ago:
It's not dinner I have in mind...
- Comment on 🌽dog 1 week ago:
You are what you eat.
- Comment on Look upon towel pug, and be saved 1 week ago:
I am the prophet Pugnatious. And I order you to snuggle with me!
- Comment on Hanson & Stylish 1 week ago:
"Galactic Wave" please.
- Comment on Manufacturer issues remote kill command to disable smart vacuum after engineer blocks it from collecting data — user revives it with custom hardware and Python scripts to run offline 1 week ago:
No that's called "smarmy".
- Comment on Looks Like We Can Finally Kiss the Metaverse Goodbye 1 week ago:
Oh no! Shock!
I would rather join MySpace before I purchased a house in the "metaverse". - Comment on Manufacturer issues remote kill command to disable smart vacuum after engineer blocks it from collecting data — user revives it with custom hardware and Python scripts to run offline 1 week ago:
There needs to be a huge neon orange warning on the Front of these products that explains, clearly, that you don't own it, your privacy will be invaded and the company can disable it at anytime.
This will stop people from buying this garbage, and hopefully companies will stop if they want our money.My life rule is, if it says Smart on it, it's never going to be smart. It will always cause trouble.
- Comment on Gravity! 1 week ago:
The problem with the picture is, it's upside down.
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 1 week ago:
That's because everyone has finally read it, and now we can move on.
- Comment on Be careful with this information 2 weeks ago:
So it was you lurking in the forest. I knew someone was watching me when I tried to do that. Why are axes so heavy?
- Comment on Be careful with this information 2 weeks ago:
What happens if you don't have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it's baking?
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 2 weeks ago:
WTF is that boy wearing???
No one is gonna get laid in that outfit unless it's a clown convention. - Comment on We've done it, boys 2 weeks ago:
Ha! I would give anything for acid rain, I am so parched!
Someday I dream of moving to the lush, green fields of Chernobyl. - Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 2 weeks ago:
We could use them as feed for hungry wild animals. I just don't want to be accused of poisoning wildlife.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 2 weeks ago:
They are also the reason Men cover their drinks.
You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men! - Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 2 weeks ago:
That's because they taste extremely bitter and putrid. I suggest we just eject them into space towards the sun, and make them pay for it.
- Comment on Replace your boss ... before they replace you 2 weeks ago:
Can we get an "AI Oligarch Replacement Service".
That could be super useful. - Comment on We've done it, boys 2 weeks ago:
Well that's good news. Now I can finally relax. I'm going to go lay down in my back yard, that is nothing but dry dirt, and stare up at the pollution clouds in the sky.
Good time, good times. - Comment on Dry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spray 2 weeks ago:
Wait... Canadians sweat?? When did you guys start doing that???
Just kidding. I did mean regions of the body. - Comment on Bring bathroom doors back to hotels 2 weeks ago:
Even if you are alone in a hotel room, having a door is very helpful if you take a very hot steamy shower. No fan can control the humidity in real time. I usually close the door when I am done and leave the fan on for a while to get the humidity out. It makes your stay more comfortable.
- Comment on Pasta! FFS! 2 weeks ago:
This birb is too big for this apartment.
- Comment on The U.S. patent for MP3 audio was granted on this day in 1996 — laid the foundations for peer-to-peer music sharing, iTunes, and today's streaming services 2 weeks ago:
And now we can buy music in superior formats like Flac.
- Comment on Dry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spray 2 weeks ago:
Marketing genius. Spraying a product into your dirty hair and claiming it cleans, when it just adds more gunk to remove.
Just like all over body deodorant. If your entire body stinks, you need a shower, and if that does not work you have a medical condition. See a doctor.
Humans only sweat in certain regions that actually need deodorant. - Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
elon is a junkie.
- Comment on G GG 3 weeks ago:
Free laptop, fully functional, must install Alphabet to use.
- Comment on Sam Altman and husband reportedly working to genetically engineer babies from having hereditary disease 4 weeks ago:
If it works as good as AI, people will be chronic liars, have multiple fingers, and be annoying attention whores always asking if they can "help" you.
- Comment on Screw your zodiac sign, tell me... 4 weeks ago:
Allegedly the decorated ones from before 2005 have Lead & Cadmium in the paint and Corelle advises that you don't use those any longer.
- Comment on Screw your zodiac sign, tell me... 4 weeks ago:
These are Called "Winter Frost White", no pattern at all.
This is what I grew up with and use everyday currently. - Comment on Major Bitcoin mining firm pivoting to AI, plans to fully abandon crypto mining by 2027 as miners convert to AI en masse — Bitfarm to leverage 341 megawatt capacity for AI following $46 million Q3 loss 4 weeks ago:
Abandon the bitcoin scam, full steam ahead for the AI scam!!!