MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replication crisis, my arse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was an alcoholic I diagnosed myself with lactose intolerance. I’d have the Gatling Shits and wonder ‘Hmm was it the 14 tallboy cans of beer last night or the half liter of milk I had for lunch? Must have been the milk.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its full, no air⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also that air is mostly nitrogen gas to keep the chips fresh for longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microslop stuffs AI photo restyling powers into OneDrive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Putting some useless bullshit I never asked for into my useless bullshit I never asked for.

  Fuck these people with a rake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love when they're finally back in stock⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Extra vinegary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once got permabanned from reddit for saying something like this lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fookin Ghosties⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oi m8 you got a loicense for that haunting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NVIDIA Says You're "Completely Wrong" About DLSS 5 Being Slop - Gamers Nexus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hate x.”

  -“No you don’t!”

  These people are fucking insane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can anyone explain because my brain’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Top drawer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You never quit beating your meat mid-fap because the plot was just so captivating?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Docs used to be cool as hell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real men rub shit into their open wounds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Curse you Carl Mark!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Medusa likely would have had tiny snakes growing from her upper lip and chin as she aged.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hete have an upvote now getthefuckouttahere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ni!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to watch futurama reruns and eat take-out chinese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This past week, Lemmy has gotten really good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s partly because reddit has become an overflowing bucket of shit where bots accuse bots of being bots and real humans get permabanned for breaking bs rules or saying no-no words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Babi pangang up in this motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darwin was a real one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck bees though.

  Dumb bees and their dumb honey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Foolish wench

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No shit. Got a weird pain in you elbow? Youve got brain cancer buddy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man this comment section is a dumpster fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have a stroke while typing this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Honk louder to assert dominance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

  I laughed for a goddamn week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

  Dead. Fucking. Serious.

  My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.