MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same shit every day, on god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very unnerving picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Croutons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted cronch in my salad, I would add bacon bits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is MADNESS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did poop a lil’ bit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guilty ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously it’s puttanesca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guilty ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Task Manager now tasking PCs with running multiple copies of itself⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You were meant to destroy the unresponsive tasks, not join them!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds about right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I live I can just call in sick an theres literally jack shit they can do about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Nermal!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corcoran Group CEO says Gen Z’s housing market struggles mirror what boomers faced 30 years ago: ‘Stop buying Starbucks coffee,’ she advises⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had a drip of Starbucks coffee in my entire life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any day now Tesla is gonna be renamed Hyperion