MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

  Dead. Fucking. Serious.

  My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how social media turns reality into a clown show⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy thesaurus Batman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  AI? FuckFuckNo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who lives in a plastic bin under the sink⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How’s he gonna operate the stick with those lil’ arms though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My morning routine in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without vowels there'd be no singing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bvsl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without vowels there'd be no singing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  beatboxing intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where my tinnitus homies at?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Based.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A black metal band that uses toddlers-having-tantrums as vocalists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get a headache just thinking about it lol. Let’s also add cats in heat or women in labor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely sentient⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was once asked ‘why is there charcoal in the fridge’ when referring to mushrooms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell says the quiet part out loud: Consumers don't actually care about AI PCs — "AI probably confuses them more than it helps them"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me at least, AI reminds me too much of that thrice cursed MS Word paperclip. I did not want it then and I do not want it now.

  Also, adding ‘personality’ to pieces of software is cringy at best and downright creepy at worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crap like this convinces me were all gonna be alright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on that grindset⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I microwave my balls does that count as gene editing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I paint houses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Homie shat his entire self

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same shit every day, on god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I fail to see a why a fridge would need a touchscreen in the first place. Like whats the reasoning?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very unnerving picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Croutons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted cronch in my salad, I would add bacon bits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is MADNESS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did poop a lil’ bit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guilty ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it