MutantTailThing

@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ni!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to watch futurama reruns and eat take-out chinese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This past week, Lemmy has gotten really good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s partly because reddit has become an overflowing bucket of shit where bots accuse bots of being bots and real humans get permabanned for breaking bs rules or saying no-no words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Babi pangang up in this motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darwin was a real one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck bees though.

  Dumb bees and their dumb honey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Foolish wench

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No shit. Got a weird pain in you elbow? Youve got brain cancer buddy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man this comment section is a dumpster fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have a stroke while typing this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honk louder to assert dominance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

  I laughed for a goddamn week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

  Dead. Fucking. Serious.

  My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how social media turns reality into a clown show⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy thesaurus Batman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI? FuckFuckNo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who lives in a plastic bin under the sink⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep Time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How’s he gonna operate the stick with those lil’ arms though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My morning routine in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without vowels there'd be no singing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bvsl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without vowels there'd be no singing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  beatboxing intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where my tinnitus homies at?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Based.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A black metal band that uses toddlers-having-tantrums as vocalists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get a headache just thinking about it lol. Let’s also add cats in heat or women in labor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely sentient⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was once asked ‘why is there charcoal in the fridge’ when referring to mushrooms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell says the quiet part out loud: Consumers don't actually care about AI PCs — "AI probably confuses them more than it helps them"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For me at least, AI reminds me too much of that thrice cursed MS Word paperclip. I did not want it then and I do not want it now.

  Also, adding ‘personality’ to pieces of software is cringy at best and downright creepy at worst.