P00ptart
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- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 2 days ago:
Touche
- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 2 days ago:
I mean, if you’re just yeeting animals off a cliff, then they can all “fly”.
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 4 days ago:
But that doesn’t mean you’d stay in that branch once you went back and veered off. Apparently you want to think of it like a tree. Thats fine. Sunlight hits leaves on older branches to give it the energy to grow new branches. Energy gathered from the leaves of older branches is used to grow new branches. Not visit and go back up. So let’s say you’re at the top of the tree right now and you travel back and change something, (a new branch) what on earth makes you think you’ll be coming back up the trunk?
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 4 days ago:
Yeah and it’s made up by man to try to understand a conceptual conundrum that they made up and can’t comprehend. You can’t comprehend time travel in the same way that you really can’t comprehend the size of things like red giant stars, or nebulae. And this theory of some “divine timeline” is unproven and will forever be unproven until man invents faster than light travel which is theoretically possible, but likely outside of our technological limits.
Point is, don’t act like you know something that is pure speculation. You’re like an “expert” on one of those paranormal shows. “Yep, slenderman always acts that way. Btw, he has anxiety and his favorite food is hungry man turkey dinners. He wishes he wasn’t so tall and skinny, which is why anybody that sees him is never seen again. He was body shamed into becoming a monster. Also, he fucking hates people who wear hoodies with shorts, but I think we’re all with him on that.”
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
I feel like just accepting that as the answer is a philosophically lazy answer that simply doesn’t pass the logic test because I didn’t have a time machine. Now I do. Things change. And even if it doesn’t change for us, it changes the course of time for them. Can you imagine the leap in tech if a modern flagship phone was found in the 70s? You wouldn’t be able to go so far back that they’re incapable of interpreting the tech, like what would a hunter/gatherer glean from a phone? Nothing. But in the 40s? Certainly we could have learned a lot from it by then.
You can’t just wave off something that’s pure speculation as if you know anything about it. This is as close to some weird time theology I can think of. Like the “gods plan” of time.
- Comment on All you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary. 1 week ago:
So if I leave my phone in 1929, nothing changes? That’s absurd.
- Comment on Nearly half of streaming subscriptions are for plans with ads 2 weeks ago:
Circled right the fuck back around to Mediacom, dish network, Comcast, etc. except now we pay more for Internet and often get a worse picture. Great. Great.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Good. Those things were torture devices. They weren’t even fun, the only way you could move quickly was backwards. So kids hitting heads, necks, backs, fingers, pinching/smashing hazard, then one wreck happens and since all the kids are going backwards at speed, there’s instantly a pileup of mangled kids. Those things were so dangerous and they sucked shit even if you didn’t consider the danger? Give me 20 kids with hockey sticks and a tennis ball ALL DAY.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I never, ever did that… Smashing them between other kids scooters? Every damn time.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I honestly dont even remember what it was like. 22 years feels like an eternity but I didn’t even have to go to gym my senior year, because I had joined the national guard already.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Or explaining that the game actually IS safe, except how little Timmy was doing it and that’s why he’s going to be really good at multiples of eight from now on.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC 4 weeks ago:
I can’t see that being an issue with GTA. It’s far too big to fuck up like that, which is why there’s a delay.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC 4 weeks ago:
How can you say that when they haven’t made a game in a decade? Its like saying the beetles are culturally irrelevant. GTA continues to influence other games and is relevant to society even if they never made another game. I think fortnite is a dumb capitalist nothing game but I can’t deny it’s relevance.
- Comment on Everyone knows what first aid is, but what is second aid? 4 weeks ago:
If I’m in a hospital for 4 hrs, there’s a better than 0 chance I get priapism. (Have a thing for nurses)
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 5 weeks ago:
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 5 weeks ago:
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 weeks ago:
Exactly, that’s the fun part. Would it get worse, or swing the other way, having kids talk like uppity old money aristocrats?
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 weeks ago:
I would teach London children the most obnoxious brain rot slang from today as a laugh.
- Comment on Tesla profits plummet 71% amid backlash to Musk's role with Trump administration 5 weeks ago:
Ok, thanks for the clarification lol. I read that in a way that was like, alright even Elon would have a hard time convincing himself of this. My bad.
- Comment on Tesla profits plummet 71% amid backlash to Musk's role with Trump administration 5 weeks ago:
Are you saying Elon is a victim?
- Comment on Tesla profits plummet 71% amid backlash to Musk's role with Trump administration 5 weeks ago:
When can we start vandalizing Tesla owners? 6 months? That should be fair right? If they bought a $100k + car, they should have the financial freedom to get rid of it by now, right? I’m done with the bumper stickers. That doesn’t save you anymore.
- Comment on Gold hits $3,500 for first time as US dollar sinks to three-year low 1 month ago:
.45 rounds for the spray and pray.
- Comment on Stretchable Battery Can Survive Even Extreme Torture 1 month ago:
falls apart within 5 minutes of talking to my mother
- Comment on They never cared about pedophiles or child rape. Only owning the libs. 1 month ago:
Nope, not a typo, a misread lol
- Comment on They never cared about pedophiles or child rape. Only owning the libs. 1 month ago:
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. Most of the people involved in a supposed plot would be dead by now. JFK files are mildly interesting at best. There’s no real power play left, unless I’m missing something?
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 1 month ago:
Its a risk, for sure but that’s why you put your feet against the wall to get an angle.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 1 month ago:
It’s certainly in the same vein, but you’re right, not exactly the same.
Though as far as self diagnosis with autism is concerned, I don’t see that as a bad thing. Even if they aren’t on the spectrum, realizing they have some shared personality traits will cause more “normies” to have a sympathetic view towards autism, causing it to have less stigma. People hear that certain traits are related to autism and recognize those same traits in themselves, and then they can relate better. If only more people could do this with race, religion and gender, people would have more compassion for others as a whole.
But Elon? Fuck that guy.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 1 month ago:
I like to pee while doing a handstand with my feet against the wall. It’s reassuring to me that only 20% of the population does it this way.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 1 month ago:
Which from an ignorant perspective, leaning on your only experience being with musk, that… Kinda tracks actually.
- Comment on DJI’s new drone speaker lets cops yell at you from the sky 1 month ago:
I mean, this has been a trope in movies for so long that we all knew in the back of our heads that this day was coming.