P00ptart
@P00ptart@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Good. Those things were torture devices. They weren’t even fun, the only way you could move quickly was backwards. So kids hitting heads, necks, backs, fingers, pinching/smashing hazard, then one wreck happens and since all the kids are going backwards at speed, there’s instantly a pileup of mangled kids. Those things were so dangerous and they sucked shit even if you didn’t consider the danger? Give me 20 kids with hockey sticks and a tennis ball ALL DAY.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I never, ever did that… Smashing them between other kids scooters? Every damn time.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I honestly dont even remember what it was like. 22 years feels like an eternity but I didn’t even have to go to gym my senior year, because I had joined the national guard already.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Or explaining that the game actually IS safe, except how little Timmy was doing it and that’s why he’s going to be really good at multiples of eight from now on.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC 1 week ago:
I can’t see that being an issue with GTA. It’s far too big to fuck up like that, which is why there’s a delay.
- Comment on Grand Theft Auto 6 release date has been announced, but the game has been delayed to 2026 | VGC 1 week ago:
How can you say that when they haven’t made a game in a decade? Its like saying the beetles are culturally irrelevant. GTA continues to influence other games and is relevant to society even if they never made another game. I think fortnite is a dumb capitalist nothing game but I can’t deny it’s relevance.
- Comment on Everyone knows what first aid is, but what is second aid? 1 week ago:
If I’m in a hospital for 4 hrs, there’s a better than 0 chance I get priapism. (Have a thing for nurses)
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 2 weeks ago:
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 2 weeks ago:
Exactly, that’s the fun part. Would it get worse, or swing the other way, having kids talk like uppity old money aristocrats?
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 2 weeks ago:
I would teach London children the most obnoxious brain rot slang from today as a laugh.
- Comment on Tesla profits plummet 71% amid backlash to Musk's role with Trump administration 2 weeks ago:
Ok, thanks for the clarification lol. I read that in a way that was like, alright even Elon would have a hard time convincing himself of this. My bad.
- Comment on Tesla profits plummet 71% amid backlash to Musk's role with Trump administration 2 weeks ago:
Are you saying Elon is a victim?
- Comment on Tesla profits plummet 71% amid backlash to Musk's role with Trump administration 2 weeks ago:
When can we start vandalizing Tesla owners? 6 months? That should be fair right? If they bought a $100k + car, they should have the financial freedom to get rid of it by now, right? I’m done with the bumper stickers. That doesn’t save you anymore.
- Comment on Gold hits $3,500 for first time as US dollar sinks to three-year low 3 weeks ago:
.45 rounds for the spray and pray.
- Comment on Stretchable Battery Can Survive Even Extreme Torture 3 weeks ago:
falls apart within 5 minutes of talking to my mother
- Comment on They never cared about pedophiles or child rape. Only owning the libs. 3 weeks ago:
Nope, not a typo, a misread lol
- Comment on They never cared about pedophiles or child rape. Only owning the libs. 3 weeks ago:
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. Most of the people involved in a supposed plot would be dead by now. JFK files are mildly interesting at best. There’s no real power play left, unless I’m missing something?
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 3 weeks ago:
Its a risk, for sure but that’s why you put your feet against the wall to get an angle.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 3 weeks ago:
It’s certainly in the same vein, but you’re right, not exactly the same.
Though as far as self diagnosis with autism is concerned, I don’t see that as a bad thing. Even if they aren’t on the spectrum, realizing they have some shared personality traits will cause more “normies” to have a sympathetic view towards autism, causing it to have less stigma. People hear that certain traits are related to autism and recognize those same traits in themselves, and then they can relate better. If only more people could do this with race, religion and gender, people would have more compassion for others as a whole.
But Elon? Fuck that guy.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 3 weeks ago:
I like to pee while doing a handstand with my feet against the wall. It’s reassuring to me that only 20% of the population does it this way.
- Comment on RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted 3 weeks ago:
Which from an ignorant perspective, leaning on your only experience being with musk, that… Kinda tracks actually.
- Comment on DJI’s new drone speaker lets cops yell at you from the sky 3 weeks ago:
I mean, this has been a trope in movies for so long that we all knew in the back of our heads that this day was coming.
- Comment on Tariffs will hit US economy and raise prices, says Fed boss 3 weeks ago:
I can’t wait for the dollar to crash.
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 4 weeks ago:
What app do you use? I’ve got voyager and it’s never done that to me.
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 4 weeks ago:
Lol that’s why I have it so NSFW posts are blurred. Also cause I’m on here in public a lot.
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 4 weeks ago:
I’ve blocked so many anime, moe, hentai and furry pages it’s ridiculous. Beyond those, I don’t see much.
- Comment on I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement 4 weeks ago:
You know, there’s a certain amount of gold in everyone’s body, some think of ways that could be harvested after we die, they’re thinking way too small. I’m going for the recyclable plastics!
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 4 weeks ago:
Spelling? I’m not worried about spelling when it’s been acceptable to murder grammar in public for 20 years.
- Comment on Hedge fund billionaire says US may face ‘worse than a recession’ from Trump tariffs 4 weeks ago:
It’s gonna be something stupid like plastic silverware or something.