*Reads comments in thread*
I started with a pair of matchsticks and a trenchcoat that I got at Galipoli in WW1, using the Phosphorus I found in the Bosphorus to craft makeshift TI calculator based on specs I got via Fax from a Samurai. I ran slackware on my slacks until we defeated the Ottomans, but they unleashed their puppy linuxes on us, and we stood no chance.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 55 minutes ago
Ummm how do kids turn out if you install Linux Mint on a cheap laptop and give it to them to screw around with? Asking for a friend.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 minutes ago
It leads the kid to Arch. I hope you prepared to always hear “I use Arch, btw.”