hedge_lord
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- Comment on some days i cant even 6 days ago:
It’s my FAMILY TRADITION to blow leaves in every day of JANUARY you don’t understand god put them there to BE BLOWN
(not but really last January I heard so many leaf blowers. What are you blowing? Ghost leaves??)
- Comment on OpenAI is trying to clamp down on ‘bias’ in ChatGPT 1 week ago:
Clamping down on the affirmation bias right? Right??
- Comment on New California law requires AI to tell you it’s AI 1 week ago:
I am of the firm opinion that if a machine is “speaking” to me then it must sound a cartoon robot. No exceptions!
- Comment on Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others? 1 week ago:
Looking at myself gives me the thoughts of despair so I dress to make people not look at me
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Very interesting! Thank you for sharing
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 3 weeks ago:
My current self wants to look at more cute bees and sniff more sunflowers. It doesn’t matter if my future self wouldn’t care (on account of not existing), my current self still really wants to do more of that.
- Comment on Experts disagree 4 weeks ago:
That’s santa, you just don’t recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can’t see his iconic red and white clothing
- Comment on ‘I’m a modern-day luddite’: Meet the students who don’t use laptops 4 weeks ago:
I can kind of see this right now. I’m in a first year course and almost everyone has a laptop in front of them. I’m in a fourth year course and most people use paper notes. It could be survivorship or a result of differences in the desks, or it could be generational.
- Comment on Clock logic 5 weeks ago:
Oh also the hours will start at 1 and the minutes will start at 0
- Comment on choice 1 month ago:
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
- Comment on YSK that hand sewing is a stupid cheap hobby to get into and reduces your impact on the environment 1 month ago:
I have made two plushies this way and I feel an extra connection to them. I look at them and think “aww cute” but also “I did that!”
edunham.net/…/plushie_rustacean_pattern.html www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9bjNCo3dk4
- Comment on Llama 1 month ago:
POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)
- Comment on Unsung Heroes 1 month ago:
What kind of bat it that it is so cute wow
- Comment on Don't let them tell you different! 1 month ago:
People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.
Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.
- Comment on Next time I swear bro 1 month ago:
Waiter, waiter! More GPUs please!
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership
- Comment on Some heroes don’t wear capes 2 months ago:
Because he’s not our hero. He’s a
silentvery loud guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. - Comment on It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place 2 months ago:
Yeah I think it’s going to make me go insane
- Comment on me irl 3 months ago:
Well it’s a white mushroom with gills so that narrows the possibility space to 1 mildly tasty shroom and eight gorillion super deadly poisonous liver failure shrooms
- Comment on please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock 3 months ago:
Oh you finished this work ahead of schedule? Your reward is even more work! I know that you love work ;) don’t you yes you do yes you do you love it
- Comment on There are major holes in this theory 3 months ago:
The titanic WAS the iceberg! I feel like I’m going insane why can’t anyone remember this?? It was made of pykrete as part of Project Habakkuk and repurposed as an ocean liner because they thought it would be cheaper than building ships out of metal. And there weren’t any lifeboats, ice floats and the survivors could and did just cling to the wreckage. We didn’t (and still don’t) know what sunk it! It’s a whole mystery and apparently now we’re just pretending it’s solved??
!joke disclosure this is a joke!<
- Comment on Everybody talks about beliefs like they're this big important thing. 3 months ago:
I do not believe in doors. Does that mean that I think that they should not exist or that I think that they do not exist? Yes actually!
- Comment on Me when I'm posting here 3 months ago:
This person has nice hair I wish that I could have hair like that
- Comment on No JS, No CSS, No HTML: online "clubs" celebrate plainer websites 3 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Same! A few days ago I consumed a very spicy hot pot meal. It was spicy enough that my eyes were watering uncontrollably and I might not have eaten it except that I do not have much money and I’d already paid for the thing (and there’s also my occasionally problematic waste aversion but I digress). In the days since I’ve been hoping to experience some toilet spice but it just hasn’t happened! I wonder if I’ll get to experience it if I get older?
- Comment on How would I pop a bag of popcorn on the microwave? 4 months ago:
Idk if it’d work the same for microwavable popcorn bags but a wok is a great popcorn preparation vessel. Just slap some tin foil on top to keep the popcorn in. I made pepcorn on a radiant stovetop with a flat bottom wok and it was great!
- Comment on that 1 friend who is super conservative all of a sudden 4 months ago:
It’s a chicken-wing community. For real taco enthusiasts.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 4 months ago:
I REFRAIN FROM THE PRACTICE OF UTILIZING MINISCULE SPEECH. EACH AND EVERY INSTANCE OF MY EXPRESSION IS VAST AND VERBOSE AND MAXIMAL.
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 5 months ago:
A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.
- Comment on The small scale of Lemmy's active user base is never more evident than in the absence of active members in all the sports related communities. 5 months ago:
Sometimes I wish that I was into sports, it seems very fun! I feel like I would need to know people irl who are into sports in order to get into sports though. Are sports memes a big thing? I feel like those should/could be a big thing.