I’m down.
So, command 'n conquer?
CNC
Submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 months ago
This activated neurons I thought died eternity ago
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Establishing battlefield control
Machinist@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Porque no los dos?
I’ve found that subs really dig it when you’ve machined your own spanky tools…
Also, HAAS are some jank ass machines. Tiny ways, newer controls are glitter covered shit, they fucked up the remote handwheel…
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So a CNC programmer writeshow a CNC session in the bed should go?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Ok babe are you a fanuc based controller or a 3d party derivative?
This is very important because of interpolation…
JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I had jokes. I still had jokes when I finally figured it out thanks to the comments. I don’t need another burner account. If I made my jokes, I would absolutely have another burner account.
I’m not a bad person, I say bad things sometimes. I’m trying to be better.
I find that aluminum is the best medium for trial and error because even though it is somewhat expensive, it’s easy on the bits. And that is important regardless of the bulk material costs.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Whats next your gonna say you dont do speeds and feeds?!??
You sick fuck!
/s
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I find that aluminum is the best medium for trial and error because even though it is somewhat expensive, it’s easy on the bits. And that is important regardless of the bulk material costs.
Dude your CNC sessions are totally out of hand if you are having to buying aluminum in bulk. Just get yourself some shibari ropes and a blind fold if you want to take your time and make it an extended session.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
What about brass?
ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 months ago
As long as the machine isn’t an Okuma, I’m in.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
*oh-cooma >:)
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I came here to learn what CNC is
They told me learning is fun
They lied
Imma head out
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Why is it ALWAYS CNC?
It’s like the DNS of sexual fantasies for women.
m4xie@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Domain Name Server?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
What can i say
Dealing with DNS is basically masochism
GODAMNIT NOT AGAIN!
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Yas
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Because total submission is hot.
Because being wanted so much that somebody is willing to throw away their common ethical code is hot.
Because rough sex is hot.
Because doing these things in a safe space with somebody you actually fully trust is really hot.
ulterno@programming.dev 5 months ago
Have you touched a CNC tool tip right after a non-watercooled job?
Sidhean@piefed.social 5 months ago
We need two more panels: the guy saying “and this is a CNC machine” and the girl saying “that’s not what I meant by CNC!”
AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 5 months ago
[deleted]Sidhean@piefed.social 5 months ago
Yeah, 100%. The joke overstays its welcome
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Repeating a punchline does not make it funnier.
dangercake@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Not with that attitude it doesn’t
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I had to come to the comments to find out what she meant. CNC fabrication was the only thing I could think of.
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Forbo@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Just wanted to say that’s an amazing emoticon.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
They are built into the Voyager app! (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I literally do not understand the meme. Is the first meaning of CNC something sexual?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Computerized non-consent.
Jarix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Consensual non consent.
Also known, or formerly known as rape play.
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I prefer “struggle fucking”…
consensual of course
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Eh, I’ll make the mill please…
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I feel like calling it rape play is just more honest.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
And the use of computerized numerically controlled fabrication can’t be part of consentual non co!sent because…???
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
consensual non consent
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
IT’S DYNAMITE
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m a woman and That’s what i thiught too. Is there a sexual conotation to cnc? Maybe that’s why my sex life is shit
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
No. It’s shit because you don’t have enough CNC hardware to attract a lover.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Makes sense. I bought a fucking 3d printer instead of investing on a cnc. I’m dumb
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Command and Conquer?
eRac@lemmings.world 5 months ago
I always go France or Korea. Base walking Grand Cannons or spamming Black Eagles.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
Could be worse.
“Babe, I wanna try CBT.”
“Sorry, hon; we can’t afford insurance.”
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The most cooked thing i learned recently Is therapists sometimes use “Cognitive Behavioural Therapy” Which acronym is
CBT
💀💀💀💀
The amount of jokes is unlimited
nekbardrun@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The answer about insurance will apply any way or another.
harmbugler@piefed.social 5 months ago
DirtyCNC@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Hi
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The moment when they g78 💀💀💀💀💀
(Peck drill can cycle)
Imagine a drill bit going up in down
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
JillyB@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Babe, you got a Haas? I said I wanted to try CNC, not this Fischer Price Tinker Toy shit.
(I don’t actually hate on Haas but I know they’re often more light-duty than some other options.)
Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 months ago
I am significantly kinkier than the average person and do not know what CNC is what is it I know about the machine that cuts things already thank you.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ooo boy, she’s about to learn about g-code!
Bonus@mander.xyz 5 months ago
The g-code spot is a myth!A*___*
halvar@lemy.lol 5 months ago
she will “not consent” to that
Psythik@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We don’t talk to police, we don’t make a peace bond.
We don’t trust in the judicial system, we shoot guns.
We rely on the streets though we do battle in the hood.
I was born in the G Code, embedded in my blood.
LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Doing CNC while playing CNC and talking about CNC!
Draegur@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
When I tell my friends I’ve done cognitive behavioral therapy but use the acronym…
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I’m trying to think of the meaning you guys are saying, because for me it keeps making think of Computer Based Training, though I think that acronym fell out of use a decade ago.
Wait, I thought a sec and now I know exactly what it means. Oof ow my balls.
NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 months ago
That’s not Command & Conquer!
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
SPACE!
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Joke’s on you, I don’t know either (any) meaning of this abbrevation!
rikudou@lemmings.world 5 months ago
CNC = consensual non-consent, basically roleplaying being forced into sex.
The other CNC is a machine for creating physical stuff using computer. Like a laser cutter or a 3D printer. No idea what the actual meaning of the abbreviation is.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Computer numeric control
YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
I love how you explained both.
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Thanks for the explainer!
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ah! Struggle fucking! Didn’t get that. Always blown me away how many women are into that. But they have a fine line for playing.
Holding their wrists above their head? Pretty universal.
Tying their wrists above their head? Not unusual in the slightest.
Tied down, spread eagle? Yeah, gonna need some extra trust there.
Any of the above while they struggle and, “Oh no! Please stop! Not my little pussy!”, rare, but weirdly not as weird as one might think.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Computer Numerical Control
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Fuck yeah command and conquer!!
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 months ago
I’m playing through it now. It’s such a groundbreaking game, and still holds up years later.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
This is not funny. Like, it’s just dumb.
dxc@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Coming straight from the urban dictionary entry because I didn’t know of CNC in that context, this really seems unsettling. Who knows what op had to go through
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Anyone asking me for CNC, will be pleasantly surprised when a truck arrives with an 5-axis Fanuc.
Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Hello, I am here asking you for CNC! When should I expect the truck? And does it come with tooling as well? 😁
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You just have a spare $100,000 laying around?
Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 months ago
If you weren’t eating so many goddamn avocado toasts, you would, too.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I know loads of people who learned how to use CNC machines a while ago, but got no job with them.