NuraShiny
@NuraShiny@hexbear.net
- Comment on OpenAI CEO tells Federal Reserve confab that entire job categories will disappear due to AI 5 days ago:
AI will collapse in on itself within a few years. Not even government contracts can fill the black hole of cost these things incur.
- Comment on ChatGPT advises women to ask for lower salaries, study finds 6 days ago:
Is anyone really surprised?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Depends where. I’d love removed genitals.
- Comment on Meta used AI to concoct low-carbon concrete it poured for a datacenter floor 1 week ago:
I don’t believe you, Meta.
The only way to prove AI was indeed involved in the creation of this is if the building disintegrates in a stiff breeze and reveals a big tiddy anime chick with too many fingers and no feet.
- Comment on Vast Majority Of Brits Back A Wealth Tax On The Super-Rich, Poll Reveals 1 week ago:
Who esle do they got?
- Comment on Vast Majority Of Brits Back A Wealth Tax On The Super-Rich, Poll Reveals 1 week ago:
Vote for Corbyn or you will never get it. Probably won’t get it then either, but it’s your only chance.
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 2 weeks ago:
When your all mighty creator is an alien grad student with a spare raspberri Pi to run a 3d universe sim on for extra credit.
- Comment on naruto therapy 2 weeks ago:
Ah yes, Naruto, the 'be born special or suck shit forever" anime. The perfect encapsulation of our time that will surely lift the spirit of the masses!
And before you come at me with Rock Lee. What happened to him, huh? Where did all his hard work lead? Do tell me.
- Comment on UK | Minister tells UK's Turing AI institute to focus on defence 3 weeks ago:
LOL. LMAO even.
- Comment on Ask the crickets 5 weeks ago:
…I will accept this explanation.
- Comment on Ask the crickets 5 weeks ago:
How did you count negative chirps?
- Comment on if I fits... 5 weeks ago:
“So you say I go in the box, and then I am immortal in there, until you look in? Well just don’t look in then you asshole! Just let me be, let me rest. I will bring a screwdriver and hinges with me and close that shit from the inside!”
- Comment on Ask the crickets 5 weeks ago:
If you count only for 8 seconds, it will be inaccurate, you need to count for 8 and 1/3 seconds!
- Comment on Ask the crickets 5 weeks ago:
I guess Summer’s over, it’s 4 degrees celsius where I currently am.
- Comment on Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise 1 month ago:
I support this new movement and hope it becomes huge.
- Comment on Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath 1 month ago:
We’ve been in a slow crash of the video game industry for years.
- Comment on Today’s AI can crack second world war Enigma code ‘in short order’, experts say 2 months ago:
What fucking experts! Wow! A thing that was cracked DURING WW2 can also be cracked in 2025? Waow! So impressive! So useful! Amazing!
Fuck off with this tripe. If the solution of how Enigma worked is available on the internet, an AI can eventually bumble it’s way into stealing it, without understanding what it’s doing, by copying those solutions. Potentially. They haven’t done it yet. But in their mind palaces, it would be easy if they power up enough servers to run a full-scale MMO.
I really think one of the biggest reason manager types love AI so much is that it’s easier to throw computation resources at problems, than it is to hire people, because that takes time.
- Comment on Microsoft teases pay-to-patch plan for Windows Server 2025 2 months ago:
Cowards
- Comment on Microsoft teases pay-to-patch plan for Windows Server 2025 2 months ago:
Murder CEOs
- Comment on WhatsApp Is Gambling That It Can Add AI Features Without Compromising Privacy 2 months ago:
It’s fiiiiiine, the privacy is already compromised.
- Comment on Xi says China ‘not afraid’ in first public comment on escalating trade war with the US 3 months ago:
I’ll say it if you won’t.
- Comment on New research shows that propaganda is on the rise in China 3 months ago:
Projection.
- Comment on The Growing Number of Tech Companies Getting Cancelled for AI Washing 3 months ago:
I hope these companies all fail. Nothing of value would be lost.
- Comment on Kawasaki unveils a hydrogen-powered, ride-on robot horse 3 months ago:
This is so cool! Finally humans can ride on something! Goodbye walking, hello moving quicker than walking!
…what do you mean Horses are real and cheaper? What do you mean, cars are also real and cheaper? Trains? Busses? WHAT?!
Are they trying to win an award for the dumbest robot?
- Comment on Hair loss drug finasteride 'biggest mistake of my life' 5 months ago:
Why would you take a drug that facilitates hair loss?
- Comment on Sweden starts building 100,000 year storage site for spent nuclear fuel 6 months ago:
Can we store nazis in there instead?
- Comment on The Marvel Rivals Season 1 Update Has Disabled The Ability To Use Mods 6 months ago:
So like, it’s forbidden in the same way that modding FF14 is forbidden I assume? Or will the game somehow know I modified my entirely local files?
- Comment on TURKEY POWER 7 months ago:
The real question is how many nuclear reactors a turkey could cook.
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 8 months ago:
Water and billionaire corpses
- Comment on Afghanistan's Taliban to attend their first UN climate conference 8 months ago:
Legitimized by defeating the US.