NuraShiny

@NuraShiny@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI CEO tells Federal Reserve confab that entire job categories will disappear due to AI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  AI will collapse in on itself within a few years. Not even government contracts can fill the black hole of cost these things incur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT advises women to ask for lower salaries, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is anyone really surprised?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends where. I’d love removed genitals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta used AI to concoct low-carbon concrete it poured for a datacenter floor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe you, Meta.

  The only way to prove AI was indeed involved in the creation of this is if the building disintegrates in a stiff breeze and reveals a big tiddy anime chick with too many fingers and no feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vast Majority Of Brits Back A Wealth Tax On The Super-Rich, Poll Reveals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who esle do they got?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vast Majority Of Brits Back A Wealth Tax On The Super-Rich, Poll Reveals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Vote for Corbyn or you will never get it. Probably won’t get it then either, but it’s your only chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When your all mighty creator is an alien grad student with a spare raspberri Pi to run a 3d universe sim on for extra credit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨naruto therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, Naruto, the 'be born special or suck shit forever" anime. The perfect encapsulation of our time that will surely lift the spirit of the masses!

  And before you come at me with Rock Lee. What happened to him, huh? Where did all his hard work lead? Do tell me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Minister tells UK's Turing AI institute to focus on defence⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL. LMAO even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ask the crickets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …I will accept this explanation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ask the crickets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you count negative chirps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if I fits...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “So you say I go in the box, and then I am immortal in there, until you look in? Well just don’t look in then you asshole! Just let me be, let me rest. I will bring a screwdriver and hinges with me and close that shit from the inside!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ask the crickets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you count only for 8 seconds, it will be inaccurate, you need to count for 8 and 1/3 seconds!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ask the crickets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess Summer’s over, it’s 4 degrees celsius where I currently am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I support this new movement and hope it becomes huge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve been in a slow crash of the video game industry for years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today’s AI can crack second world war Enigma code ‘in short order’, experts say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What fucking experts! Wow! A thing that was cracked DURING WW2 can also be cracked in 2025? Waow! So impressive! So useful! Amazing!

  Fuck off with this tripe. If the solution of how Enigma worked is available on the internet, an AI can eventually bumble it’s way into stealing it, without understanding what it’s doing, by copying those solutions. Potentially. They haven’t done it yet. But in their mind palaces, it would be easy if they power up enough servers to run a full-scale MMO.

  I really think one of the biggest reason manager types love AI so much is that it’s easier to throw computation resources at problems, than it is to hire people, because that takes time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft teases pay-to-patch plan for Windows Server 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft teases pay-to-patch plan for Windows Server 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Murder CEOs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp Is Gambling That It Can Add AI Features Without Compromising Privacy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fiiiiiine, the privacy is already compromised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xi says China ‘not afraid’ in first public comment on escalating trade war with the US⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll say it if you won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New research shows that propaganda is on the rise in China⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Projection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Growing Number of Tech Companies Getting Cancelled for AI Washing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope these companies all fail. Nothing of value would be lost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kawasaki unveils a hydrogen-powered, ride-on robot horse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so cool! Finally humans can ride on something! Goodbye walking, hello moving quicker than walking!

  …what do you mean Horses are real and cheaper? What do you mean, cars are also real and cheaper? Trains? Busses? WHAT?!

  Are they trying to win an award for the dumbest robot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hair loss drug finasteride 'biggest mistake of my life'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would you take a drug that facilitates hair loss?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweden starts building 100,000 year storage site for spent nuclear fuel⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we store nazis in there instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Marvel Rivals Season 1 Update Has Disabled The Ability To Use Mods⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So like, it’s forbidden in the same way that modding FF14 is forbidden I assume? Or will the game somehow know I modified my entirely local files?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TURKEY POWER⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The real question is how many nuclear reactors a turkey could cook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottom of the Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Water and billionaire corpses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Afghanistan's Taliban to attend their first UN climate conference⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Legitimized by defeating the US.