I_am_10_squirrels
@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
- Comment on Better safe than sorry 2 days ago:
ln(2) + ln(2) = ln(4)
- Comment on Everyone has a phase 2 days ago:
Nathaniel Ratliffe?
- Comment on I'm fine with being stupid 3 days ago:
A penis is just a fancy cylinder
And a dildo is just a penis with flair
- Comment on CNC 3 days ago:
I’m playing through it now. It’s such a groundbreaking game, and still holds up years later.
- Comment on Aggressive mimicry 5 days ago:
Passive aggressive mimicry
I want to look like the least intimidating thing in nature, so I dressed like you - Comment on Fight me 6 days ago:
I’m still pissed that I wasn’t allowed to WATCH Bill Nye when I was young, because he taught actual science. My parents were young earth creationists.
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:
RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.
- Comment on Smells Great 1 week ago:
Before Maillard invented his reaction in 1912, you would have just gotten a burnt lemon
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 1 week ago:
I’m not a vegetable!
- Comment on this one is for the microbiologists 1 week ago:
If my carpet isn’t begging for food, why does it always get the table scraps? Checkmate, atheists.
- Comment on Global government debt on course to hit 100% of GDP by 2029, IMF warns 1 week ago:
Countries have been hoarding gold recently. They are getting ready for a massive depression. What happens if every major nation rebases their currency at the same time?
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 4 weeks ago:
Very, cement has a pH of around 11
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 4 weeks ago:
Does it come with a cask of good wine?
- Comment on U.S. gov't mulls tariffing devices based on the number of chips used and their estimated value — policy would impact nearly every type of electronic device 4 weeks ago:
Like taxing houses based on the number of windows
- Comment on tortoise beetles are hella tite 5 weeks ago:
Can they be kept as pets?
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 5 weeks ago:
I love getting my colon plowed
- Comment on smol 5 weeks ago:
As an emotional eater, I understand this
- Comment on Kinky 5 weeks ago:
Ass fish versus sea mammal
- Comment on Beggars can't be choosers 1 month ago:
It’s a joke playing on the meme saying the plant requires well drained soil. Hence the gutters must be well drained.
- Comment on It's always Brassica 1 month ago:
TIL, thank you!
- Comment on Dude... Who the hell wrote all this cr@#? 1 month ago:
Birbs no swear
- Comment on The Pp 1 month ago:
I didn’t know snails had a prostate gland. Even more ways to get kinky!
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 1 month ago:
I have an oblong hemorrhoid
- Comment on I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟 1 month ago:
Earplugs
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 1 month ago:
Teriyaki flavored?
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 1 month ago:
I whole heartedly recommend using this method to help make billionaires more comfortable. This will help the rest of us stay comfortable too!
- Comment on snow hoggies 1 month ago:
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
Except ducks 🦆
- Comment on Flashbang! 2 months ago:
For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!
- Comment on Ready or not! 2 months ago:
With a songbird?