I_am_10_squirrels

@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t be in a polycule with π people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be directed evolution, not natural selection, so we decide what to keep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t know for certain. You might end up electing the one octopus who’s even more fascist than what we have now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re smart as individuals, but they don’t have generational knowledge so we’re safe. If they figure out how to reproduce without dying right away, we’re in trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the thing that turns you into a werewolf?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better safe than sorry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ln(2) + ln(2) = ln(4)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone has a phase⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nathaniel Ratliffe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm fine with being stupid⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A penis is just a fancy cylinder

  And a dildo is just a penis with flair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing through it now. It’s such a groundbreaking game, and still holds up years later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aggressive mimicry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Passive aggressive mimicry

  I want to look like the least intimidating thing in nature, so I dressed like you 
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fight me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still pissed that I wasn’t allowed to WATCH Bill Nye when I was young, because he taught actual science. My parents were young earth creationists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a sight to behold⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before Maillard invented his reaction in 1912, you would have just gotten a burnt lemon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a vegetable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this one is for the microbiologists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If my carpet isn’t begging for food, why does it always get the table scraps? Checkmate, atheists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global government debt on course to hit 100% of GDP by 2029, IMF warns⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Countries have been hoarding gold recently. They are getting ready for a massive depression. What happens if every major nation rebases their currency at the same time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Very, cement has a pH of around 11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it come with a cask of good wine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. gov't mulls tariffing devices based on the number of chips used and their estimated value — policy would impact nearly every type of electronic device⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like taxing houses based on the number of windows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tortoise beetles are hella tite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can they be kept as pets?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love getting my colon plowed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As an emotional eater, I understand this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass fish versus sea mammal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beggars can't be choosers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a joke playing on the meme saying the plant requires well drained soil. Hence the gutters must be well drained.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always Brassica⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL, thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dude... Who the hell wrote all this cr@#?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Birbs no swear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Pp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know snails had a prostate gland. Even more ways to get kinky!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific unprogress...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have an oblong hemorrhoid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Earplugs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Teriyaki flavored?