I_am_10_squirrels
@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
- Comment on 🥵 🥵 🥵 1 week ago:
Especially the Vogons
- Comment on Criminal court ditches American software giant– Can Dutch universities do without Microsoft? 1 week ago:
If there is demand, they would build it. If a big enough Bloomberg client decided to ditch MS, Bloomberg could either build a Linux client or lose their client.
Not likely to happen, but it’s possible.
- Comment on Gotta dissect them all!! 2 weeks ago:
Girl, show me what that mouth flap do
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- Comment on Summoning the Beast of Big Pharma 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t submit my thesis, and I know why
- Comment on Solvation for the masses 3 weeks ago:
edited to add alt text
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 1 comment
- Comment on owo 4 weeks ago:
I can’t be in a polycule with π people?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
This would be directed evolution, not natural selection, so we decide what to keep.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
You don’t know for certain. You might end up electing the one octopus who’s even more fascist than what we have now.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
They’re smart as individuals, but they don’t have generational knowledge so we’re safe. If they figure out how to reproduce without dying right away, we’re in trouble.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Is that the thing that turns you into a werewolf?
- Comment on Better safe than sorry 1 month ago:
ln(2) + ln(2) = ln(4)
- Comment on Everyone has a phase 1 month ago:
Nathaniel Ratliffe?
- Comment on I'm fine with being stupid 1 month ago:
A penis is just a fancy cylinder
And a dildo is just a penis with flair
- Comment on CNC 1 month ago:
I’m playing through it now. It’s such a groundbreaking game, and still holds up years later.
- Comment on Aggressive mimicry 1 month ago:
Passive aggressive mimicry
I want to look like the least intimidating thing in nature, so I dressed like you - Comment on Fight me 1 month ago:
I’m still pissed that I wasn’t allowed to WATCH Bill Nye when I was young, because he taught actual science. My parents were young earth creationists.
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 month ago:
RNs are paid quite well. www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/registered-nurses.htm#… $45/hr for BSN.
- Comment on Smells Great 1 month ago:
Before Maillard invented his reaction in 1912, you would have just gotten a burnt lemon
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 1 month ago:
I’m not a vegetable!
- Comment on this one is for the microbiologists 1 month ago:
If my carpet isn’t begging for food, why does it always get the table scraps? Checkmate, atheists.
- Comment on Global government debt on course to hit 100% of GDP by 2029, IMF warns 1 month ago:
Countries have been hoarding gold recently. They are getting ready for a massive depression. What happens if every major nation rebases their currency at the same time?
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 2 months ago:
Very, cement has a pH of around 11
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 2 months ago:
Does it come with a cask of good wine?
- Comment on U.S. gov't mulls tariffing devices based on the number of chips used and their estimated value — policy would impact nearly every type of electronic device 2 months ago:
Like taxing houses based on the number of windows
- Comment on tortoise beetles are hella tite 2 months ago:
Can they be kept as pets?
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 2 months ago:
I love getting my colon plowed
- Comment on smol 2 months ago:
As an emotional eater, I understand this
- Comment on Kinky 2 months ago:
Ass fish versus sea mammal
- Comment on Beggars can't be choosers 2 months ago:
It’s a joke playing on the meme saying the plant requires well drained soil. Hence the gutters must be well drained.
