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- Comment on The “Shrekking” Dating Trend Is All Kinds of Toxic 15 hours ago:
They also thought that I was too good for the type of person who would date me?
- Comment on The “Shrekking” Dating Trend Is All Kinds of Toxic 1 day ago:
In all of my relationships have I been “dating down”. Because frankly I am too good forthe type of person who would date someone like me.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Conservatives: super worried that a 17yr old might see a nipple and be forever “corrupted”.
Also conservatives: let’s force small children to read and know by heart a book that has:
GENESIS
4:17 Cain marries his sister? 4:19 Man “took unto him 2 wives” 12:13-19 Man prostitutes wife 16:2-4 Wife to hubby: “go in unto my maid” 17:9-14 “Ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin” 19:1-8 Rape virgins instead of male angels 19:30-38 “Righteous man” impregnates his 2 daughters while drunk 20:2-12 Man prostitutes wife again 20:12 Woman married to half-brother 22:24 Bible’s first “concubine” 24:2-3,9 Place your hand “under the thigh” (sexual organs) of someone swearing sacred oaths 25:1-6 Keeping mistresses is not adultery Ch. 29·30 Sordid tales of surrogate motherhood 30:3 Woman gives handmaid for hubby’s sexual use 30:9 More sordid marital triangles 32:25 God grabs Jacob’s testicles 34:1-31 Brothers are riled when sister is defiled 34:25 Circumcised men “were sore” 35:22 Man sleeps with father’s concubine 38:8-10 Onan’s method of birth control (withdrawal ejaculation) not approved 38:12-30 Woman “plays the harlot” to seduce father-in-law 39:7-20 Woman tries to rape man 47:29 Man ordered to place hand under father’s thigh
EXODUS 4:25 Mom cuts off son’s foreskin with (ouch!) stone 20:26 God specifies building of altar to prevent exposure to nakedness 21:7-11 Female servants can be used for sex 21:10 Rule permits polygamy 22:19 Death decreed for bestiality
LEVITICUS 12:1-8 Bible calls childbirth a sin 15:16-18 Sperm and intercourse are unclean 15:19-33 Menstruation unclean; elaborate rules 15:29-30 Women require sin offering for menstrual periods 18:22 Homosexuality declared an abomination 18:23 More bestiality 19:20-22 Man gets forgiven, slave girl gets flogging 20:10 Adulterers shall be put to death 20:13 Death decreed for homosexuals 20:15-16 Death decreed for bestiality (human & beast) 21:9 Burn whore-daughters of priests 26:29 Curse: Eat your sons and daughters
NUMBERS 5:11-31 Fidelity test (belly rot) for women only 25:1 “People began to commit whoredom” 25:4 “Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord” 25:6-8 Holy man impales woman through her belly 31:17-18 Virgins raped as war booty
DEUTERONOMY 21:10-14 God okays captured maidens as trial wives 22:5 Men’s clothing not to be worn by women & vice versa 22:13-21 A bride not a virgin must die 22:23-26 Virgin raped in city given no pity 22:28-29 Paying father to have sex with daughter 23:1 Man “wounded in the stones” (testicles) can’t enter congregation 23:2 Children born out of wedlock condemned as bastards to 1Oth generation 23:10-11 Nocturnal emissions discussed 23:12-14 Defecation: Carry paddle, dig hole, & cover up 25:5-10 Woman has sexual cause to spit in man’s face 25:11-12 A woman shall have her hand cut off for touching a man’s penis 28:27 Hemorrhoids (“emerods”) a punishment for sin 28:30 Lord’s curse: Another man shall lie with groom’s bride first 28:53-57 Curse: Eat your own body & children
JUDGES 3:20-22 Dagger in fat king’s gut gets “dirt” out 4:21-22 Hammer & nail murder by woman 8:30 Gideon had many wives, concubines Ch. 11 Virgin daughter sacrificed to God 14:20 Samson gives away wife to another man 16:1 Samson “went in unto” harlot 16:4-19 Biblical game of S & M 19:1-30 Woman raped and ruined by homosexuals 21:6-25 Amidst carnage virgins captured for wives
RUTH 3:6-9 To “hook” him as a husband, Ruth sleeps with Boaz. (4:9-10 Boaz buys Ruth)
I SAMUEL 1:5-11 Lord “shuts” & “opens” womb 2:8 ”The Lord … lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill” 2:22-23 Priests’ sons copulate at door of tabernacle 5:9-12 Philistines “smitten with emerods” (hemorrhoids) as punishment for stealing ark 6:1-5 To placate God, make golden hemorrhoids 18:25-27 200 foreskins gain David a king’s daughter 25:22,34 A subject never mentioned in sermons
II SAMUEL 3:7 Concubine hanky-panky 11:1-27 Uriah murdered so David can get his wife 12:11-12 Obscene performance to be viewed by all Israel 5:13 David had many wives, concubines Ch. 13 Amnon rapes his sister 16:20-22 Absalom rapes father’s concubines on rooftop 20:3 David imprisons concubines for above
I KINGS 1:1-4 Virgin as therapy for sick old man 3:16-28 2 “harlots” feud-sexist tale 11:1-10 Wise Solomon has wives and concubines galore, promiscuous with “many strange women” 14:10, 16:11, 21:21 A subject never mentioned in sermons
II KINGS 6:28-29 “So we boiled my son, and did eat him” 9:8 A subject never mentioned in sermons 9:30-37 Unspeakable assassination of Jezebel 23:7 Male houses of prostitution destroyed
I CHRONICLES 1:32-33 More concubines galore
II CHRONICLES 11:21 King had 18 wives & 60 concubines
ESTHER Ch.1-2 Sexual contest for new queen 1:11 Queen asked to “display” body for men
PSALMS 45:10-17 Wily seduction by promiscuous Solomon
PROVERBS 5:3 “Lips of strange woman” warning 7:5-27 Intemperate warnings of “strange” women 30:20 Adulteress “eateth, and wipeth her mouth”
SONG OF SOLOMON 5:4 Man touches woman’s “hole of the door” and “my bowels were moved for him” 8:8 Little sister has no breasts
ISAIAH 3:16 “the Lord will discover their secret parts” 9:20 Every man shall eat the flesh of his own arm 14:21-22 Slaughter children for fathers’ iniquity 16:11 Bible boast: “My bowels shall sound like an harp” 36:12 Eating dung and drinking piss
JEREMIAH 16:4 Grievous, obscene deaths
LAMENTATIONS 2:19-20 Something to lament 4:10 Women boil children for food
EZEKIEL
4:12-15 God says: Eat bread defiled with dung 5:8-10 What’s for dinner? 8:2 Lord’s loins make guest appearance 16:15 Fornications pour out 16:36-37 Their “filthiness poured out … ” 23:1-40 Grisly tale related of two sisters who are whores 23:20 Sex organs and ejaculate of harlot’s lovers compared to asses & horses Ch. 24 Lord orders lewd “woman” boiled into “scum” 29:7-8 God performs bloody castration via a sword
HOSEA 1:2-11 God tells Hosea to take whore to wife 2:1-15 Complications ensue (lewdly described)
NAHUM 3:4-6 Lord: “I will discover thy skirts upon thy face”
MALACHI 2:1-4 Angry god will spread feces on your faces
MATTHEW 5:27-30 A man may lust, but it’s not just 5:31-32 Man can divorce wife for fornication 19:3-9 Man who divorces and remarries is adulterer 19:12 Castrate yourself for Jesus 22:24 Woman must marry dead husband’s brother
LUKE 2:21 Eight day old Jesus is circumcised
ACTS 8:38 Eunuch baptized 15:24 Circumcision is not commandment 16:3 Paul circumcises adult
ROMANS 1:26-32 Gay man and lesbians “worthy of death”
I CORINTHIANS 6:18-20 Abstain from extramarital sex 7:1-40 To be more holy, refrain from sex wholly 7:18-19 If you’re not circumcised, stay that way
GALATIANS 5:1-4 Paul speaks against circumcision
I TIMOTHY 3:2,12 More than one wife OK, except for bishop
REVELATION 17:1-16 A drunken whore is stripped, eaten and burned
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- Comment on Imagine if the only thing limiting your dreams was a livable income 3 days ago:
Not me, I thought you were a monster before I knew about the birthday thing.
- Comment on Bambu Lab announces the Vortek H2C, an automatic nozzle-changing version of the H2D 4 days ago:
I think that the problem is that you are being too smart rather than dumb. I think you are grossly overestimating the amount of thought that a good portion of consumers put into their purchases. Don’t forget, people didn’t just buy the cyber truck, many even bought it as a status symbol. Even worse is that some people are still buying them.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 5 days ago:
No such thing in Texas. Nope, the only reason to do anything, at all, while you are completely alone in your car is to hope that you will be noticed by some (definitely not a creeper staring into other people’s cars instead of watching the road) road warrior in a lifted diesel dually and deeply insult his proud lineage (land owners in the South who
definitely probablyhopefully were not slave owners) and his deeply researched (heard from Fox news while half conscious from alcohol poisoning, at a bar while looking for his car keys so he can drive home) personal beliefs. - Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 5 days ago:
Made a change to the link, let me know if that works for you.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 6 days ago:
Wtf is going on with this timeline? First we have chess masters using their anus’s to cheat. Then sticking a finger in your butt can fix abnormal heart rythms. And now we’re going to find out that numerous of our top athletes all cheat by wearing butt plugs that release oxygen into their bowles.
- Comment on Got my moneys worth.. 1 week ago:
I have 2 3d printers and I don’t know either.
- Comment on "make out" has an awful lot of meanings for two words that seemingly don't make any sense together 1 week ago:
They all seemed legit to me.
- Comment on If you went to an island, and formed a new country and forcibly inject everyone there with a drug that makes them happy, you new country could surpass Finland as the "Happiest country in the world" 3 weeks ago:
Ya, I mean I would definitely be “laying on the floor curled in a fetal position”, but am wailing or sobbing quietly?
- Comment on California May Ban Lyft And Uber From AI Price Gouging Users With Low Phone Batteries 3 weeks ago:
It is weird how that makes it worse. Not just we knew there was a possibility you could be desperate so we raised the price, but more <whispers>we know exactly how desperate you are…
- Comment on ICE agents pointed guns at a US citizen when she walked out on to her yard to ask why they were arresting her (legal immigrant) partner. 3 weeks ago:
What would happen? Your house and at least five other houses around it would be riddled with so much lead that it would be declared a hazmat site. They would then “find” 40 bags of cocaine on property. Each bag would be found by a different officer and oddly not one of them will have been hit by a bullet. 112 random weapons will be found on your property, often in the exact same place that the cocaine was found, but by completely different officers at different times.
- Comment on Avatar (the one with the blue aliens) is such a weird franchise 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like you saw the 2d version. There was a full visually 3d version that was cool to watch.
- Comment on Readers are canceling their Vogue subscriptions after AI-generated models appear in August issue 5 weeks ago:
I am really surprised by this… I’m just stunned… I mean, who knew Vogue even still existed, much less still had subscribers?
- Comment on Happened to me last summer 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on We should be able to legally have a different name just for work for better work/life separation 1 month ago:
- Comment on Microwave Intensifies 1 month ago:
You might want to search on the word cantenna. Helped set up a cantenna for a friend’s parents once. They lived in a lake house for a few years, but they were in a dead zone for pretty much everything. They had a cell booster that would occasionally get a single if luck was on your side, but once we set up the cantenna on the booster, they had a steady signal .
- Comment on Dik Piks 1 month ago:
Your spotz is adorable! So short and fluffy!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
And like he does with inseminating women.
- Comment on Supreme Court (SCOTUS) upholds a Texas law that requires porn websites to verify that their visitors are 18 or older, rejecting a First Amendment challenge to the law 2 months ago:
Strangely the right to life crowd really loves killing people. However I do think it is unfair to label them as anti-muslim, because the also love killing children, women, the poor… Basically anyone who is not rich and male.
- Comment on The three musketeers never use muskets 2 months ago:
You’d hang it next to the onion which was the style at the time.
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 2 months ago:
No, that’s a parakeet. Your thinking of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy.
- Comment on wtf 2 months ago:
That’s pretty cool. However, no human has ever won by more than 15min, and every horse has a 15min delay built into their times. So even the biggest winning margin of nearly 11 minutes would have lost to the horse if they had started at the same time.
- Comment on If stererypical nerds have profile pics of cute anime girls, have cute anime girls therefore profile pics of steretypical nerds? 2 months ago:
Everyone knows there are no anime girls on the internet, it’s always just tentacle monsters.
- Comment on Why is cottage cheese the only cheese defined by some relationship to a building? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Order of magnitude is a hell of a drug 2 months ago:
Wow, what do you have against models? I mean, I know that the trope is that they aren’t very smart, but the same trope applies to firemen, so why pick on models?
- Comment on tattoo printer 2 months ago:
Just think of how much better it would have been if you could have drawn something yourself, or just picked some shit off the internet and then jammed a random body part into a machine.
- Comment on Florida sheriff warns protesters ahead of nationwide rallies: ‘We will kill you dead’ 2 months ago:
Technically you are correct, but only if we completely ignore the context in which it was said.
Image - Comment on Saying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string. 2 months ago:
So you are saying that we should refer to the null as the over byte?
