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- Comment on Big Brother just got an upgrade. Starting December, Amazon’s Ring cameras will scan and recognize faces. Don’t want to be in their database? Too bad — walk past a Ring and your face can be stored... 2 days ago:
Would the police do anything about it even if you had 100% irrefutable proof of who did it? Would you settle for Amazon displaying to those 385 people in your town that sort of look like the thief ads for tools that would make it easier to break into your home?
- Comment on Modern batteries are great! 2 days ago:
It hums the notes to the company jingle every time you orgasm.
- Comment on Fell off the horizon into a black hole 4 days ago:
It’s just not carbonated.
- Comment on Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice. 1 week ago:
People also understand degrees of meaning and hyperbole. The fact that you seem to think that my response was a comeback shows exactly why you are struggling with this entire argument.
- Comment on Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice. 1 week ago:
Every time I go to the park, I’m able to knock balls right out the park with my favorite bat. Am I more likely to get a career in major league baseball or arrested for animal cruelty?
Your argument is on par with arguing that because you saw an article about people playing base that you think we should arrest everyone in the stadium for animal cruelty. - Comment on Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice. 1 week ago:
If your results are different, then by definition what you did was not exactly the same.
- Comment on A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage. 1 week ago:
I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
- Comment on Elon musk is a pedophile 1 week ago:
Of course they do, that’s exactly what the billionaires are paying for. Those highly paid PR teams have this shit down to a science.
- Comment on A broken clock is right twice a day, but a wrong clock is just wrong. 1 week ago:
Oh look, it’s Twitter O’Clock.
- Comment on WACK. 1 week ago:
Yes it is all weeds, but people are stupid and don’t seem to know that.
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 2 weeks ago:
No, just everyone who is not China stopped mattering.
- Comment on "Pro-life" and "pro-choice" aren't actually opposite positions 2 weeks ago:
Talk about a straw man arguments… Holy shit dude, >people are dying because of bullshit beliefs like yours. No one is using abortions as some kind of regular birth control you fucking nutter.
It’s a fucking medical procedure, people don’t choose to have medical procedures when there are much less dangerous and much much much cheaper options like condoms and the pill. - Comment on WACK. 2 weeks ago:
One of my first jobs had me working retail in the “lawn and garden” department. Every year we would have people buy those wildflower mixes and then 6 weeks later, you would see the same people buying weed killer. I had many people tell me that they couldn’t understand why their lawn was so overrun with weeds the last few years, and of course they were always the ones doing the wild flower mix.
- Comment on None of the last 31 political attacks was by anyone from 'the Left'. Not one. We can count them. - AzExpress 2 weeks ago:
10,000 of the dumbest and most gullible people in the country gathered together in our nation’s capital while the government in power, did what they could to block anyone who might want to stop these chuckle fucks from bringing guns and other weapons into the capital. The government also did its best to reduce the number of security personnel as much as possible, and flat out refused to send help once the chuckle fuckery began.
So, if this army of sacrificial mouth breathers aided by the people in charge couldn’t even take over just the Capitol Building on Jan 6, 2021, you are going to have to give me a better plan than “Nepal did it”.
And let’s not forget that Trump has already declared a state of national emergency for Washington DC and brought in a bunch of gestapo wannabes to start shit. In fact he’s done it in a number of democratic cities in an attempt to get people to riot. Obviously, his intent is to declare a national emergency nation wide and then “due to safety concerns”, he will have to put off the next elections indefinitely. So you are going to have to explain how your plan is something more than your “give Trump an easy reason to declare a state of emergency nation wide”. - Comment on Many of the younger generations of folks don't know what it's like to watch TV series out of order by virtue of channel surfing on live TV and grabbing random episodes here and there 3 weeks ago:
The really crazy part is that if they just increased the time slot, they would have room to stuff in even more commercials. So why cut anything at all?
- Comment on Many of the younger generations of folks don't know what it's like to watch TV series out of order by virtue of channel surfing on live TV and grabbing random episodes here and there 3 weeks ago:
Even worse was that they would “cut movies to length” which actually meant it was stuffed full of commercials and then parts of the movie got trimmed off to make it fit in the time slot that they wanted to fit it into. I honestly grew up thinking that most of Clint Eastwoods westerns were completely fucking insane. They were just so damn random and often kinda rapey. Then I finally watched one on a cable with no commercials. I was so fucking confused. I thought I was having a stroke. Finally someone understood what was going on and explained to me about how they cut the movies for tv
- Comment on The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either... 3 weeks ago:
I think if you look at everything that his administration is doing, I definitely believe that they are trying to stir up enough shit to get people to lash out, and then they will declare martial law and then we will effectively have a new monarchy in the USA.
Do I really think that Trump would have someone killed just to change the national conversation? Of course he would, without any problem. However, I don’t think Trump had him killed mostly because I don’t think Trump is running the show. When I compare his first administration to his second, they are clearly not being run by the same people.
Trump is also obviously as bad off as Biden was at the end. He’s a zombie puppet that gets dragged out for show.
- Comment on Awooga 3 weeks ago:
From B to GGG! Holy shit! That’s fucking insane. I thought we were talking about some general swelling sort of on the order of what happens with pregnant women. And it happened within a 6 month period? I can’t even begin to comprehend what that must have been like. She would have had to have woken up every morning with a noticable increase in size. I’ll bet it started out as a “wow, this is a nice little perk” and very rapidly escalated to “WTF!”. I also really like that the all fixed picture is waaayy bigger than the original B size.
- Comment on What if this is a coma dream. 4 weeks ago:
Me reading this on my piece of shit phone: uh oh
- Comment on The “Shrekking” Dating Trend Is All Kinds of Toxic 5 weeks ago:
They also thought that I was too good for the type of person who would date me?
- Comment on The “Shrekking” Dating Trend Is All Kinds of Toxic 5 weeks ago:
In all of my relationships have I been “dating down”. Because frankly I am too good forthe type of person who would date someone like me.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Conservatives: super worried that a 17yr old might see a nipple and be forever “corrupted”.
Also conservatives: let’s force small children to read and know by heart a book that has:
GENESIS
4:17 Cain marries his sister? 4:19 Man “took unto him 2 wives” 12:13-19 Man prostitutes wife 16:2-4 Wife to hubby: “go in unto my maid” 17:9-14 “Ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin” 19:1-8 Rape virgins instead of male angels 19:30-38 “Righteous man” impregnates his 2 daughters while drunk 20:2-12 Man prostitutes wife again 20:12 Woman married to half-brother 22:24 Bible’s first “concubine” 24:2-3,9 Place your hand “under the thigh” (sexual organs) of someone swearing sacred oaths 25:1-6 Keeping mistresses is not adultery Ch. 29·30 Sordid tales of surrogate motherhood 30:3 Woman gives handmaid for hubby’s sexual use 30:9 More sordid marital triangles 32:25 God grabs Jacob’s testicles 34:1-31 Brothers are riled when sister is defiled 34:25 Circumcised men “were sore” 35:22 Man sleeps with father’s concubine 38:8-10 Onan’s method of birth control (withdrawal ejaculation) not approved 38:12-30 Woman “plays the harlot” to seduce father-in-law 39:7-20 Woman tries to rape man 47:29 Man ordered to place hand under father’s thigh
EXODUS 4:25 Mom cuts off son’s foreskin with (ouch!) stone 20:26 God specifies building of altar to prevent exposure to nakedness 21:7-11 Female servants can be used for sex 21:10 Rule permits polygamy 22:19 Death decreed for bestiality
LEVITICUS 12:1-8 Bible calls childbirth a sin 15:16-18 Sperm and intercourse are unclean 15:19-33 Menstruation unclean; elaborate rules 15:29-30 Women require sin offering for menstrual periods 18:22 Homosexuality declared an abomination 18:23 More bestiality 19:20-22 Man gets forgiven, slave girl gets flogging 20:10 Adulterers shall be put to death 20:13 Death decreed for homosexuals 20:15-16 Death decreed for bestiality (human & beast) 21:9 Burn whore-daughters of priests 26:29 Curse: Eat your sons and daughters
NUMBERS 5:11-31 Fidelity test (belly rot) for women only 25:1 “People began to commit whoredom” 25:4 “Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord” 25:6-8 Holy man impales woman through her belly 31:17-18 Virgins raped as war booty
DEUTERONOMY 21:10-14 God okays captured maidens as trial wives 22:5 Men’s clothing not to be worn by women & vice versa 22:13-21 A bride not a virgin must die 22:23-26 Virgin raped in city given no pity 22:28-29 Paying father to have sex with daughter 23:1 Man “wounded in the stones” (testicles) can’t enter congregation 23:2 Children born out of wedlock condemned as bastards to 1Oth generation 23:10-11 Nocturnal emissions discussed 23:12-14 Defecation: Carry paddle, dig hole, & cover up 25:5-10 Woman has sexual cause to spit in man’s face 25:11-12 A woman shall have her hand cut off for touching a man’s penis 28:27 Hemorrhoids (“emerods”) a punishment for sin 28:30 Lord’s curse: Another man shall lie with groom’s bride first 28:53-57 Curse: Eat your own body & children
JUDGES 3:20-22 Dagger in fat king’s gut gets “dirt” out 4:21-22 Hammer & nail murder by woman 8:30 Gideon had many wives, concubines Ch. 11 Virgin daughter sacrificed to God 14:20 Samson gives away wife to another man 16:1 Samson “went in unto” harlot 16:4-19 Biblical game of S & M 19:1-30 Woman raped and ruined by homosexuals 21:6-25 Amidst carnage virgins captured for wives
RUTH 3:6-9 To “hook” him as a husband, Ruth sleeps with Boaz. (4:9-10 Boaz buys Ruth)
I SAMUEL 1:5-11 Lord “shuts” & “opens” womb 2:8 ”The Lord … lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill” 2:22-23 Priests’ sons copulate at door of tabernacle 5:9-12 Philistines “smitten with emerods” (hemorrhoids) as punishment for stealing ark 6:1-5 To placate God, make golden hemorrhoids 18:25-27 200 foreskins gain David a king’s daughter 25:22,34 A subject never mentioned in sermons
II SAMUEL 3:7 Concubine hanky-panky 11:1-27 Uriah murdered so David can get his wife 12:11-12 Obscene performance to be viewed by all Israel 5:13 David had many wives, concubines Ch. 13 Amnon rapes his sister 16:20-22 Absalom rapes father’s concubines on rooftop 20:3 David imprisons concubines for above
I KINGS 1:1-4 Virgin as therapy for sick old man 3:16-28 2 “harlots” feud-sexist tale 11:1-10 Wise Solomon has wives and concubines galore, promiscuous with “many strange women” 14:10, 16:11, 21:21 A subject never mentioned in sermons
II KINGS 6:28-29 “So we boiled my son, and did eat him” 9:8 A subject never mentioned in sermons 9:30-37 Unspeakable assassination of Jezebel 23:7 Male houses of prostitution destroyed
I CHRONICLES 1:32-33 More concubines galore
II CHRONICLES 11:21 King had 18 wives & 60 concubines
ESTHER Ch.1-2 Sexual contest for new queen 1:11 Queen asked to “display” body for men
PSALMS 45:10-17 Wily seduction by promiscuous Solomon
PROVERBS 5:3 “Lips of strange woman” warning 7:5-27 Intemperate warnings of “strange” women 30:20 Adulteress “eateth, and wipeth her mouth”
SONG OF SOLOMON 5:4 Man touches woman’s “hole of the door” and “my bowels were moved for him” 8:8 Little sister has no breasts
ISAIAH 3:16 “the Lord will discover their secret parts” 9:20 Every man shall eat the flesh of his own arm 14:21-22 Slaughter children for fathers’ iniquity 16:11 Bible boast: “My bowels shall sound like an harp” 36:12 Eating dung and drinking piss
JEREMIAH 16:4 Grievous, obscene deaths
LAMENTATIONS 2:19-20 Something to lament 4:10 Women boil children for food
EZEKIEL
4:12-15 God says: Eat bread defiled with dung 5:8-10 What’s for dinner? 8:2 Lord’s loins make guest appearance 16:15 Fornications pour out 16:36-37 Their “filthiness poured out … ” 23:1-40 Grisly tale related of two sisters who are whores 23:20 Sex organs and ejaculate of harlot’s lovers compared to asses & horses Ch. 24 Lord orders lewd “woman” boiled into “scum” 29:7-8 God performs bloody castration via a sword
HOSEA 1:2-11 God tells Hosea to take whore to wife 2:1-15 Complications ensue (lewdly described)
NAHUM 3:4-6 Lord: “I will discover thy skirts upon thy face”
MALACHI 2:1-4 Angry god will spread feces on your faces
MATTHEW 5:27-30 A man may lust, but it’s not just 5:31-32 Man can divorce wife for fornication 19:3-9 Man who divorces and remarries is adulterer 19:12 Castrate yourself for Jesus 22:24 Woman must marry dead husband’s brother
LUKE 2:21 Eight day old Jesus is circumcised
ACTS 8:38 Eunuch baptized 15:24 Circumcision is not commandment 16:3 Paul circumcises adult
ROMANS 1:26-32 Gay man and lesbians “worthy of death”
I CORINTHIANS 6:18-20 Abstain from extramarital sex 7:1-40 To be more holy, refrain from sex wholly 7:18-19 If you’re not circumcised, stay that way
GALATIANS 5:1-4 Paul speaks against circumcision
I TIMOTHY 3:2,12 More than one wife OK, except for bishop
REVELATION 17:1-16 A drunken whore is stripped, eaten and burned
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- Comment on Imagine if the only thing limiting your dreams was a livable income 5 weeks ago:
Not me, I thought you were a monster before I knew about the birthday thing.
- Comment on Bambu Lab announces the Vortek H2C, an automatic nozzle-changing version of the H2D 5 weeks ago:
I think that the problem is that you are being too smart rather than dumb. I think you are grossly overestimating the amount of thought that a good portion of consumers put into their purchases. Don’t forget, people didn’t just buy the cyber truck, many even bought it as a status symbol. Even worse is that some people are still buying them.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
No such thing in Texas. Nope, the only reason to do anything, at all, while you are completely alone in your car is to hope that you will be noticed by some (definitely not a creeper staring into other people’s cars instead of watching the road) road warrior in a lifted diesel dually and deeply insult his proud lineage (land owners in the South who
definitely probablyhopefully were not slave owners) and his deeply researched (heard from Fox news while half conscious from alcohol poisoning, at a bar while looking for his car keys so he can drive home) personal beliefs. - Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 1 month ago:
Made a change to the link, let me know if that works for you.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 1 month ago:
Wtf is going on with this timeline? First we have chess masters using their anus’s to cheat. Then sticking a finger in your butt can fix abnormal heart rythms. And now we’re going to find out that numerous of our top athletes all cheat by wearing butt plugs that release oxygen into their bowles.
- Comment on Got my moneys worth.. 1 month ago:
I have 2 3d printers and I don’t know either.
- Comment on "make out" has an awful lot of meanings for two words that seemingly don't make any sense together 1 month ago:
They all seemed legit to me.
- Comment on If you went to an island, and formed a new country and forcibly inject everyone there with a drug that makes them happy, you new country could surpass Finland as the "Happiest country in the world" 1 month ago:
Ya, I mean I would definitely be “laying on the floor curled in a fetal position”, but am wailing or sobbing quietly?