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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • J92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Four looks like the only one made of stainless steel. The rest will have a flavour.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      #1 looks like tarnished silver. That’s clean up easy.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Childhood memory of surprisingly disgusting pudding 🔓

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL GOBLIN SHOVEL

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversions like a badge of my goblinage.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.

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  • taxet_@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If 4 is some weird ass moomin spoon like I think it might, definitely that one because fuck yeah moomin!

    Otherwise it has to be the goblin shovel.

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  • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Low effort post, taken from tiktok. You guys bring these new ideas over here, you should become something lol

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    • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Ok boomer

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    #4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That’s out.

    #3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it’s not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.

    #2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It’ll be frustrating to use forever. I’d prefer not to use it.

    #1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it’ll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      As a bonus, I’m pretty sure #1 is tarnished Sterling silver.

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    • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      3 looks like my grandmothers sugar spoon from one of those little jar and spoon sets

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  • Sunspear@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why wouldn’t anyone choose 1? It’s just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.

    And the question said eat, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when needed

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    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s the only thing that would even work inside a mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t want it, but 1 is the most spoon-shaped and endurable.

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  • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2 is the only one that doesn’t look so big it won’t fit in your mouth.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.

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    • jim3692@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OP’s lawyer here

      I discussed your request with my client, and we decided to move forward with accepting it.

      However, it’s up to you, yo approve this decision. Your options are (a) use spoon number 3 for the rest of your life, or (b) use a normal spoon for the rest of your life.

      Keep in mind that:

      1. You can only use the chosen spoon, no matter what the circumstances. For example, it doesn’t matter if you forgot it at home, or you are trying to eat a steak.
      2. You may wash your spoon, when necessary.
      3. You use other tools for other jobs. Rule 1 only applies to eating.
      4. You may not change spoon if it breaks, or gets contaminated.
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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you hate soup?

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      • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not OP but I reckon I could live life comfortably without one.

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      • DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes and I’m tired of apologizing for it. Go enjoy your dirty puddle meal you slurper

        /s

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      • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What’s stopping you from using it for soup?

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2, all the other ones can go to hell holy shit i’d cry if i had to eat with them (yes, i’m neurodivergent hello)

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    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But 2 is spiky in the back and it will stab your lips when you pull in out of your mouth.

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        i can live with physical pain if it saves me from mental anguish

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That just gives you an excuse to practice your lip game while eating

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  • LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    1. Nice handle length and it’s small enough to fit into most containers of anything I’m likely to need a spoon for
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  • Marty_TF@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4

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    • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This. Like, I might be crazy, but I’m kinda into #4.

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  • benni@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d definitely pick 3.

    First of all, if you can only eat with one spoon, you might as well pick a cool-looking one. Imagine being at a social event and people are handing out spoons to eat soup or whatever, and you’re like “no thanks, I always eat with this spoon I brought from home”. That would be kinda cringe and weird if you pick a spoon with a boring basic design. But if you pick the third one with it’s interesting demon handle, it’s gonna make you look mysterious. People are going to wonder and ask you about the story behind the spoon. Women will giggle at you and ask if you’d share the spoon with them.

    Secondly, it has the most generally useful shape. Being smaller than the others can be very useful for eating from some containers. It has corners instead of being perfectly round, which allows a bit of scraping. But because the corners are rounded, you don’t have to worry about leaving scratches or carving microplastics out of plastic containers.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll use my fingers.

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Love eating soup like this

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  • noretus@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looking to introduce the spoon thing for non-autistics too eh?

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4

    Great shape for soup, scooping out ice cream, sliding your foot into a tight shoe, eating oatmeal and eating cereal.

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  • GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My fingers. My. Goddamned. Fingers. Fuck you. I’d rather go through the sensory hell of shoveling chicken noodle in my gullet than use any of these textural monstrocities.

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dislike all of them but if I had to choose I’d be spoon 1

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gimme the little shovel. (3)

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  • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1-3 are out of the question

    1: unpleasant form 2 and 3: unpleasant material (coarse/blunt, don’t know the English word) 4: weird but ok

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    • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      1: unpleasant form

      I thought the very opposite lmao! That 1 shape looks very appealing to me. Like eating with a more symmetrical seashell. Nice

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Any man that loses their spoon spends a night in the box.

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One. It already looks like the sugar spoon my kid always picks first for her meals anyway.

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  • Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is fucked up.

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  • klopstock@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably 4. As my second choice i would also choose 2, while it looks also nice as a knife replacement i think it would easily break

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  • skooma_king@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Number four if I can flip it 180 degrees. Looks like a nice shoveling spoon with some knifing ability.

    If I can’t flip it then number one.

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  • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t, I already got a titanium spork more than a decade ago.

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