#3. It has a little guy!!!
Which one and why?
Submitted 5 months ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
phaedrus@piefed.world 5 months ago
Easy, #4 doubles as a poop scoop
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
has to be #1. Can eat soup comfortably, will balance in hand well without your hand touching the soup. Still small enough to stir coffee.
TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Sorry but in my house that’s the cat food spoon.
winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
The one with all the ridges that’s hardest to clean?
elvis_depresley@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
#4 -> melt it down, make 3 normal spoons
kogasa@programming.dev 5 months ago
the availability of spoons is not the matter at hand
gmtom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Going with Indiana Jones logic I’ll pick 2
frittoBee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Number 4 because its the biggest
tatann@lemmy.world 5 months ago
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I’m with you. All those spoons are abominations.
ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 5 months ago
in spite of myself i choose Saucy Goblin Spoon and am angry every time i eat cereal until i die
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
#1.
Otherwise, you’re a fucking moron.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
you die a few weeks later, unable to clean your utensils.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Nooo the creases would drive me crazy
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
impossible to clean
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
Don’t clamp down on the spoon like you’re trying to pay rent with alternative options
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
None of the above, I will use my fingers instead.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Low effort post, taken from tiktok. You guys bring these new ideas over here, you should become something lol
_stranger_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
tiktok seems like the perfect place to grab shit for a shit post though
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 5 months ago
Ok boomer
J92@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Four looks like the only one made of stainless steel. The rest will have a flavour.
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
#1 looks like tarnished silver. That’s clean up easy.
arendjr@programming.dev 5 months ago
Silver actually interacts horribly with and ruins the flavour of some foods. There’s a reason why silver cups often have gold plating on the inside to not ruin the taste of wine.
I’d stick with the steel any time.
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dont clean off that patina! Rick would be displeased if you did.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Do we know if it’s maidenless?
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why the fuck do you want to spend the rest of your life cleaning silver?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 months ago
Childhood memory of surprisingly disgusting pudding 🔓
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 months ago
2 is the only one that doesn’t look so big it won’t fit in your mouth.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
also makes a good arrowhead / eye stabber.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ll use my fingers.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Love eating soup like this
taxet_@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
If 4 is some weird ass moomin spoon like I think it might, definitely that one because fuck yeah moomin!
Otherwise it has to be the goblin shovel.
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Any man that loses their spoon spends a night in the box.
wjrii@lemmy.world 5 months ago
One. It already looks like the sugar spoon my kid always picks first for her meals anyway.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
4
Great shape for soup, scooping out ice cream, sliding your foot into a tight shoe, eating oatmeal and eating cereal.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 months ago
3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Spilling blood on it will summon the edgelord
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The reactionary ombudsman of the techno-feudalist eldrich horrors.
jim3692@discuss.online 5 months ago
OP’s lawyer here
I discussed your request with my client, and we decided to move forward with accepting it.
However, it’s up to you, yo approve this decision. Your options are (a) use spoon number 3 for the rest of your life, or (b) use a normal spoon for the rest of your life.
Keep in mind that:
- You can only use the chosen spoon, no matter what the circumstances. For example, it doesn’t matter if you forgot it at home, or you are trying to eat a steak.
- You may wash your spoon, when necessary.
- You use other tools for other jobs. Rule 1 only applies to eating.
- You may not change spoon if it breaks, or gets contaminated.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 months ago
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TeddE@lemmy.world 5 months ago
GOBLIN ASS-SHOVEL
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 months ago
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Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversions like a badge of my goblinage.
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 months ago
I dislike all of them but if I had to choose I’d be spoon 1
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
Gimme the little shovel. (3)
cobysev@lemmy.world 5 months ago
#4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That’s out.
#3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it’s not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.
#2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It’ll be frustrating to use forever. I’d prefer not to use it.
#1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it’ll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.
ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It doesn’t say we get a fork or knife, so I’ll choose 2 for it’s pointy/stabbing ability.
Ringtail@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Mooooomin spoooon
tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 months ago
You’re also going to keep cutting the sides of your mouth with #2 (maybe not at first but if it’s the only one you can use, forever?).
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
you can kill a zombie with #2.
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
As a bonus, I’m pretty sure #1 is tarnished Sterling silver.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 5 months ago
3 looks like my grandmothers sugar spoon from one of those little jar and spoon sets
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
4
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 5 months ago
This. Like, I might be crazy, but I’m kinda into #4.
GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My fingers. My. Goddamned. Fingers. Fuck you. I’d rather go through the sensory hell of shoveling chicken noodle in my gullet than use any of these textural monstrocities.
Strider@lemmy.world 5 months ago
1-3 are out of the question
1: unpleasant form 2 and 3: unpleasant material (coarse/blunt, don’t know the English word) 4: weird but ok
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
[deleted]Strider@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It is subjective of course!
I (and many Germans I assume) know that spoon all to well being used for sugar. As such you’d imagine it’s in there forever with stuck sugar pieces making the spoon rather unappealing, too.
skooma_king@piefed.social 5 months ago
Number four if I can flip it 180 degrees. Looks like a nice shoveling spoon with some knifing ability.
If I can’t flip it then number one.
Sunspear@piefed.social 5 months ago
Why wouldn’t anyone choose 1? It’s just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.
And the question said
eat, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when neededDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
It’s tarnished and might taste funny. Plus it’s got those weird ridges which would bother some of the neurospicy peeps until they learn not to suck it like a goddamn “lollipop” when they’re eating.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
It’s the only thing that would even work inside a mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t want it, but 1 is the most spoon-shaped and endurable.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
No more soup for me, i guess.