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Which one and why?
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Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Seriously, someone with internet search powers, please tell me where I can get number 3. I want to carry it in my pocket at all times and reveal it in the middle of conversions like a badge of my goblinage.
toynbee@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It seems likely there are at least two letters missing here.
taxet_@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
If 4 is some weird ass moomin spoon like I think it might, definitely that one because fuck yeah moomin!
Otherwise it has to be the goblin shovel.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 50 minutes ago
Low effort post, taken from tiktok. You guys bring these new ideas over here, you should become something lol
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 26 minutes ago
Ok boomer
cobysev@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
#4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That’s out.
#3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it’s not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.
#2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It’ll be frustrating to use forever. I’d prefer not to use it.
#1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it’ll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.
shalafi@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
As a bonus, I’m pretty sure #1 is tarnished Sterling silver.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 4 hours ago
3 looks like my grandmothers sugar spoon from one of those little jar and spoon sets
Sunspear@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Why wouldn’t anyone choose 1? It’s just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.
And the question said
eat
, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when neededOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
It’s the only thing that would even work inside a mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I still don’t want it, but 1 is the most spoon-shaped and endurable.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
2 is the only one that doesn’t look so big it won’t fit in your mouth.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.
jim3692@discuss.online 3 hours ago
OP’s lawyer here
I discussed your request with my client, and we decided to move forward with accepting it.
However, it’s up to you, yo approve this decision. Your options are (a) use spoon number 3 for the rest of your life, or (b) use a normal spoon for the rest of your life.
Keep in mind that:
- You can only use the chosen spoon, no matter what the circumstances. For example, it doesn’t matter if you forgot it at home, or you are trying to eat a steak.
- You may wash your spoon, when necessary.
- You use other tools for other jobs. Rule 1 only applies to eating.
- You may not change spoon if it breaks, or gets contaminated.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
Do you hate soup?
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Not OP but I reckon I could live life comfortably without one.
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
Yes and I’m tired of apologizing for it. Go enjoy your dirty puddle meal you slurper
/s
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
What’s stopping you from using it for soup?
shneancy@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
2, all the other ones can go to hell holy shit i’d cry if i had to eat with them (yes, i’m neurodivergent hello)
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
But 2 is spiky in the back and it will stab your lips when you pull in out of your mouth.
shneancy@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
i can live with physical pain if it saves me from mental anguish
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That just gives you an excuse to practice your lip game while eating
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
- Nice handle length and it’s small enough to fit into most containers of anything I’m likely to need a spoon for
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
4
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 5 hours ago
This. Like, I might be crazy, but I’m kinda into #4.
benni@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’d definitely pick 3.
First of all, if you can only eat with one spoon, you might as well pick a cool-looking one. Imagine being at a social event and people are handing out spoons to eat soup or whatever, and you’re like “no thanks, I always eat with this spoon I brought from home”. That would be kinda cringe and weird if you pick a spoon with a boring basic design. But if you pick the third one with it’s interesting demon handle, it’s gonna make you look mysterious. People are going to wonder and ask you about the story behind the spoon. Women will giggle at you and ask if you’d share the spoon with them.
Secondly, it has the most generally useful shape. Being smaller than the others can be very useful for eating from some containers. It has corners instead of being perfectly round, which allows a bit of scraping. But because the corners are rounded, you don’t have to worry about leaving scratches or carving microplastics out of plastic containers.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’ll use my fingers.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Love eating soup like this
noretus@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Looking to introduce the spoon thing for non-autistics too eh?
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
4
Great shape for soup, scooping out ice cream, sliding your foot into a tight shoe, eating oatmeal and eating cereal.
GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
My fingers. My. Goddamned. Fingers. Fuck you. I’d rather go through the sensory hell of shoveling chicken noodle in my gullet than use any of these textural monstrocities.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 hours ago
I dislike all of them but if I had to choose I’d be spoon 1
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 hours ago
Gimme the little shovel. (3)
Strider@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
1-3 are out of the question
1: unpleasant form 2 and 3: unpleasant material (coarse/blunt, don’t know the English word) 4: weird but ok
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 57 minutes ago
1: unpleasant form
I thought the very opposite lmao! That 1 shape looks very appealing to me. Like eating with a more symmetrical seashell. Nice
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
No.
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Any man that loses their spoon spends a night in the box.
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
One. It already looks like the sugar spoon my kid always picks first for her meals anyway.
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
This is fucked up.
klopstock@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Probably 4. As my second choice i would also choose 2, while it looks also nice as a knife replacement i think it would easily break
skooma_king@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Number four if I can flip it 180 degrees. Looks like a nice shoveling spoon with some knifing ability.
If I can’t flip it then number one.
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 6 hours ago
Can’t, I already got a titanium spork more than a decade ago.
J92@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Four looks like the only one made of stainless steel. The rest will have a flavour.
shalafi@lemmy.world 22 minutes ago
#1 looks like tarnished silver. That’s clean up easy.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 51 minutes ago
Childhood memory of surprisingly disgusting pudding 🔓