ianfraserkrillmaster
@ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social
Iconic singer and bassist of foundational british 1970’s plankton bands Shrimpwind and Mötorprawn. building block of the marine ecosystem. fond of salt and vinegar crisps.
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 5 days ago:
i’ll surf with a pasty any time
- Comment on I am bereaved 5 days ago:
GARFUNKELLLLLLL!
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 1 week ago:
holy shit its british Point Break
(no surfing of course because england)
- Comment on The term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later. 1 week ago:
its an archaism. a modern understanding of animal behavior and ethics have both pushed that training modality out, and probably the more successful animal trainers of yore never really relied on it, but people absolutely used to beat the shit out of animals. perhaps not often, and perhaps not horribly, but animal cruelty was certainly common enough to enter the lexicon. see “carriage whip”. see “spurs”. see “bearing rein”. see “branding iron”. etc etc. hell theres even the phrase “spare the rod, spoil the child”.
and this is not the worst place a study of the history of language will take you. remember that european and white north american cultures both (among others) unabashedly practiced chattel slavery for centuries, if not millennia for older cultures.
- Comment on 7 for me 2 weeks ago:
18 and only 18 😤
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 weeks ago:
let’s DELVE.
anybody up for some DELVING?
we could DELVE into literally any topic other than the three word explanation you are begging google to reveal to you whilst weeping silently in your car on your lunch break in line to pick up a cold sandwich behind fifteen door dashers at the burger king drive-thru.
is that what you’d like to DELVE into today?
you precious little organic life form with (i assume) 3-65 fingers?
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 weeks ago:
lol bro is tweep donkled rn
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 2 weeks ago:
lets have it
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 3 weeks ago:
haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like “TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!”
- Comment on Uncultured 3 weeks ago:
forget what?
- Comment on Uncultured 3 weeks ago:
I CAN LEARN
- Comment on When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million. 4 weeks ago:
ce, ome, yei, nahui (Nahuatl)
- Comment on When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million. 4 weeks ago:
what about thirmty three
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg Says Social Media Is Over 5 weeks ago:
“your honor, in my defense my website sucks. like really sucks. like try using it for a good purpose. it is inherently evil.”
- Comment on long 1 month ago:
sleeves! oh thank god
- Comment on long 2 months ago:
you’d have to ask the manager of long bacon store
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- Comment on Long boi 2 months ago:
boi long