I get the joke, but the sundials of ancient civilisations precluded clocks.
Clock logic
Submitted 2 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Admetus@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
naught@sh.itjust.works 15 minutes ago
“Precluded” means “prevented” or to “make impossible” ❤️
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
You’re just not holding the flashlight properly.
If you hold the flashlight right they work 100% of the time.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?
Noon is the center of the dial. Midnight is just the opposite of noon.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
That’s why for a long time, and even longer in the Royal Navy, the new day started at noon and not midnight.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It’s all the Babylonians fault
sundray@lemmus.org 2 hours ago
Those fuckers could count to 60 on their fingers. Witchcraft!
hakase@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
precluded
BenevolentOne@infosec.pub 39 minutes ago
My pet theory is (circa 10000 BCE) that ‘houses’ and ‘hours’ are related words, the 12 hour clock matched the zodiac, each hour/house was 1 Assyrian ‘watch’ and they had no trouble day or night (constellations at night, sundial during the day), they were easy to build, easy to communicate, easy to understand and efficient.
Then the Egyptians stole the technology (Circa 6000BCE) said ‘12 hours in a day? I got you bro’, fucked it up and it all went downhill from there.
Feel free to quote me in your prize winning scientific paper.
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 54 minutes ago
The clock makes so much more sense when you make the 12 a 0
lime@feddit.nu 2 hours ago
maybe this is because i grew up in a house that had a clock with handn but no numbers, but wth do you mean “the 6 means 30”.
analogue clocks consists of two progress bars. the numbers are just for convenience.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
When the minutes hand is over the 6, 30 minutes have passed
jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
whoosh!
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 hour ago
There is no six. Clock faces have big and little ticks and a 12 maybe.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Poor lad never learned the code
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
3π/2
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Another classic meme. Love to see it getting a proper repost after all these long weeks.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Isn’t this a standup routine?
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
It is wild how people refuse to use the 24 hour clock. It is so logical and easy. kind of like the metric system……
AA5B@lemmy.world 5 minutes ago
It only solves a small part of the issue at the cost of less convenience and consistency. Propose a “metric” time that solves more of this issue problem and I’m all for it
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 45 minutes ago
First thing I change on every electronic device I buy.
spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 18 minutes ago
And really annoying when something only has 12hr mode