Derpenheim

@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does this mean?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want you to experience a lot of pain, all at once, preferably centered on your pinkie toe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “BuT thEy aRe iN ThE sAmE tReE oN thE fUnnY ChArT!!!1!!1”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg freezes AI hiring amid bubble fears⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  pop baby pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam can't escape the fallout from its censorship controversy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “My local grocer stopped selling meat for some reason, but really its my fault for not having a 100 acre cattle farm already in the works, since I’ve been eating meat my entire life”

  Why would valve have any reason to need their own payment processing? thats why these services exist, to use them and their infrastructure instead of having to make your own. That’s the foundation of an economy your are arguing against here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im calling the fire department. Hope you’ve been getting those serviced yearly and have had them inspected bucko

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶If youre going through, keep on going🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, yeah. I dont think its the best, that opinion lay with Daggerfall. But rose tinted glasses dont care about that, just what you remember feeling when you played it through the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, its gotta be Oblivion. Its really close between it and Morrowind, but I strongly disliked the way you have to get information in Morrowind for the story. I dont mind the reading at all, it’s the fact that you have to ask every n’wah about every detail to get any info that, while realistic, I ultimately just found to be too tedious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally fair. I would say each game in the Elder Scrolls series let me down more than the last, even though I still enjoyed each one, so I can how being a fan of the first would be such a letdown for the second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sacred 3. It was a soulless cash grab that had nothing to do with the previous game, which is one of my absolute favourite ARPG’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it safe to assume the guy i went out on a date with, just wants to sleep with me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At what point can you possibly have come up with “He just wants to sleep with me”? You two went to a café, shared your current life situations and plans for the future, and left amicably. Unless youre leaving a LOT out about what he said, that is a baseless assumption.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: Vent Reznor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After two hours, a text sent, in all caps: VENT REZNOR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Final Stretch Towards Release - Skyblivion Development Diary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quote⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we saying he got laid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the biggest strains on a government is the health of its citizens. Decreasing obesity and other risk factors through physical activity will save them quite a bit more than a bus fare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fiber⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin love this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's annual report dictates that the consumers are the problem⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its a meme bruv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You deserve better, honey bun.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That ain’t real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨generous carreer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck do they have a flag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I stand with big tobacco 😤⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta put me a dip in whenever people talk about these wars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The latter half of your comment is why I dont even bother. The “recycling” here is picked up and dumped into the same truck, there is no separation facility, just a landfill/incinerator.

  Im not paying extra to lie to myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a lot of freedom at first as a soldier to realize that you could put down so much evil in the world until you realize you might actually be putting evil into the world.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There has never been a time where soldiers were fighting for freedom. They fight for their master.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yar har fiddle dee dee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Krafton plan to delay Subnautica 2 and deny the studio a $250 million bonus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It is almost every single time publishers demanding shit get released faster than its ready for. Not the devs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨parking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s honestly impressive. Not just the fact its there, but the fact the car didn’t buckle, nor break.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a fantastically apt username

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on, man. Let me have something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was so fucking hyped for this thing. I’ve been waiting nearly a decade for MP4. But then its just the usual enshittification…So sad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A very curious situation indeed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try not to finish too quickly