Derpenheim

@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mid Career Marine Biology⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin finally. Life insurance will pay out, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely thought that was the point of this graph. The logarithmic function in blue very clearly shows there is a limit as to what IQ alone will net you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I suppose it's better to find this out 35 years later than never at all.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Its more a bug than a feature. The game can’t differentiate enough between the two items if their detection box is precisely lined up, so when you input the pick up command you get both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “turn to mush on the ground”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta rizz 'em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a fellow Acetaminophen-American, I approve of this message

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unite!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never said he licked my asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get texting and driving being a danger. But back in my day you could eat drink change radio stations etc. Why weren't laws implemented back then?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason lead was in everything you used and rvery building made with asbestos. They knew it was dangerous. Regulators didn’t care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it that trap beat Mongolian shit and Im down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming out of my depression and starting to exercise again because an evil tool just ate floor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [Well…](Tennis elbow share.google/8u52GTiqQ8ZBAsZEn)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When the minutes hand is over the 6, 30 minutes have passed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aged like milk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a couple people for whom Id like to her services

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rest in piss, cunt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Elden Ring, the Lord of Madness. Intro, and the mid fight phase change gave me goosebumps with the music

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal genres⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im either “The Dad” or “Its all metal”. I really dont give a shit. If I’m headbanging, its a bop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llama⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta be a pigeon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left-handed sep funnel anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You laugh, until you realize the measurement lettering (if its even still fucking visible) is only on one side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any ideas as to what this is all about?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does this mean?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want you to experience a lot of pain, all at once, preferably centered on your pinkie toe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “BuT thEy aRe iN ThE sAmE tReE oN thE fUnnY ChArT!!!1!!1”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg freezes AI hiring amid bubble fears⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  pop baby pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam can't escape the fallout from its censorship controversy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “My local grocer stopped selling meat for some reason, but really its my fault for not having a 100 acre cattle farm already in the works, since I’ve been eating meat my entire life”

  Why would valve have any reason to need their own payment processing? thats why these services exist, to use them and their infrastructure instead of having to make your own. That’s the foundation of an economy your are arguing against here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Im calling the fire department. Hope you’ve been getting those serviced yearly and have had them inspected bucko

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶If youre going through, keep on going🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, yeah. I dont think its the best, that opinion lay with Daggerfall. But rose tinted glasses dont care about that, just what you remember feeling when you played it through the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, its gotta be Oblivion. Its really close between it and Morrowind, but I strongly disliked the way you have to get information in Morrowind for the story. I dont mind the reading at all, it’s the fact that you have to ask every n’wah about every detail to get any info that, while realistic, I ultimately just found to be too tedious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally fair. I would say each game in the Elder Scrolls series let me down more than the last, even though I still enjoyed each one, so I can how being a fan of the first would be such a letdown for the second.