Derpenheim
@Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
- Comment on 🐲 mg 13 hours ago:
There is more time between the building of the last pyramids and cleopatras rule than there is between her and us.
Also Mammoths were alive when they were built
- Comment on Nomenclature 1 week ago:
blorbo: GYATT
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 week ago:
Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous
- Comment on Double standards 1 week ago:
Ohhh theyre endangered. I was baffled at what charges he could possibly be facing.
- Comment on grrr 1 week ago:
Fuck off
- Comment on Instagram boss: 16 hours of daily use is not addiction 1 week ago:
Chores dont stop because you get older bud
- Comment on I feel great 😊 1 week ago:
For real. Fuck Israel. Hamas was inevitable. The Serbs could tell you a lot about it, and how Franz Ferdinand had that shit coming
- Comment on Forget fireball. I cast: 1 week ago:
But…I dont feel any different?
- Comment on Instagram boss: 16 hours of daily use is not addiction 1 week ago:
Bro I spend 4 hours a day gaming and I feel guilty enough to fuck over my sleep schedule and get some chores done. 16 hours???
- Comment on Meta really wants you to believe social media addiction is 'not a real thing' 2 weeks ago:
Now with asbestos filters! Image
- Comment on I greased the trees 2 weeks ago:
You monster
- Comment on What actually happens in a DDOS attack? 3 weeks ago:
So, you’ve got 100 requests per second typically. Each requests must be completed within 5 seconds, or the connection between requester and server fails. Normally not a problem, each one only takes 10 milliseconds. So 100/second x 10 milliseconds = 1 second. All good! Even if you get 5 times the normal server load, you’ll scrape by because you’ve got a 5 second timeout limit.
Now let’s say I decide to DDOS you. Im going to send you 10000 requests/second. You’re server is fucked. Ypu’ll respond to only 1/100 of MY requests, meaning the odds you respond to one of your customers is almost nil.
Thats the basic premise. Many servers have automatic halts to protect themselves, meaning if they get an influx higher than either a set number or a multiple of the last batch, it just scrubs requests for a while then reboots. It also usually happens in the millions of requests, with the DDOS being billions
- Comment on Legal action over 'unfair' Steam game store prices given go ahead 3 weeks ago:
“You’re company is too user friendly and everyone likes you. Its uncompetetive because we are trying to rip them off”
- Comment on Tips 5 weeks ago:
I get the sentiment, but I assume that what the article is saying is that people regularly buy things that are way outside of sustainability.
Yes, many are in poverty, but that doesn’t mean you should eat out every single day. Or if you are somehow out of poverty, you shouldn’t be looking to buy a house at the top of your budget just because you really want one.
- Comment on They removed the like button. What next, they gonna remove videos? It’s just gonna be ads??? 5 weeks ago:
Shilling? My brother in christ, it is quite literally the only way forward. Fossil fuels are killing us, and will continue to do so. Wind and solar just aren’t enough. Hydro and geo energies aren’t available everywhere.
There is no shilling, there is only desperate pleading for us to pull our heads out of our asses and do something.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
The days of opening an image to a gunshot exit wound really have stayed with me
- Comment on High value 1 month ago:
I really wish they had explored this at all. They set up something neat, then let it languish.
- Comment on High value 1 month ago:
It is, sorta. But there wasn’t an exodus. The disappearance happened within recorded history, meaning the Dwemer (who are elves) had interactions, war, and empires alongside the living races. Then, suddenly, the vanished. A sudden cessation of communication and existence.
Current consensus is that their chief engineer, and thus leader, Kagrenac, utilized tonal magic (which the dwemer invented) to transcend the mortal plane, Mundus.
- Comment on purely basedbon vibes 1 month ago:
Thats the fun part. Don’t double check. Push to prod.
- Comment on High value 1 month ago:
Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished
- Comment on Still relevant, hasnt changed much after 2 years 2 months ago:
Oh, okay. Im not super familiar with how all this works. Thanks
- Comment on Still relevant, hasnt changed much after 2 years 2 months ago:
Maybe I am misunderstanding something. I am on lemmy.zip, but I see communities from many different instances. How is it segregated?
- Comment on It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died 2 months ago:
- Almost drowned
- Nearly hit by semi
- Was found dehydrated and unconscious during a bout of e coli poisoning
4 and 5 I dont known yet. How exciting!
- Comment on [Research] At least 80 million inconsistent facts on Wikipedia – can AI help find them? 2 months ago:
My knee jerk is no, because fuck ai, but LLMs are literally made to parse vast amounts of data quickly. The analysis and corrections needs to be done manually, but finding these errors are literally what they were originally made to do
- Comment on Bondi's Latest Press Briefing 2 months ago:
Free vacation inbound
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 3 months ago:
“Donated to Public Service workers”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Yes, 7 tolls of the clock
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Big Ben is inside of Massive Mohammed?
- Comment on Meta - There's Levels To This Shit 3 months ago:
As a note, I do not believe in what Im about to type.
You could use consistent and unique biotrackers, distributed to the same place and time. Meaning that anytime you detect that biotracker, it necessarily means they were in that place of distribution at a certain time. Over months of tracking this way, you have almost certainly enough data of locations and times to crossreference that only one or maybe a handful of individuals to satisfy.
What is the point of this? I dunno.
- Comment on When was the last time you actually laughed while playing a game? 3 months ago:
Not the most recent, but my most memorable was watching a giant in skyrim kerbal space program a sabertooth tiger.