portuga

@portuga@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?

  Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

  Also: portuga was here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ailanthus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ai…what? I live in Portugal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nap game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is requiring employees to be in the office five days a week⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Except bosses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like it was a ... boobie trap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CrowdStrike unhappy with “shady commentary” from competitors after outage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just wish they made it a feature, or something, cause I really dislike working and stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do love german cars, but now they just trolling. Not that I can afford a BMW, but would place a third mortgage on my if only it wasn’t for the subscription. What next “subscription on your breaks has expired. Do you want AI to tke it from here? Please download our app”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If buying it isn't owning it...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a tower pc or two, but I gotta go pick it from the attic, hose it down, and then see if the cd tray still works
  But I appreciate your reply, even if I took my time to reply Farewell, friend 🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centipedes Don't Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m new to this. How can I delete this thread? It’s bringing me nightmares. K thx by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If buying it isn't owning it...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think basically that’s it. I don’t even have a CD player to rip my own CDs