portuga

@portuga@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bezos plan for solar powered datacenters is out of this world… literally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No we can just pave the dark side of the moon with solar panels, and beam it back to earth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

  Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would anyone need to search that tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll go with borse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it me or are these ice goons getting fatter everyday? Are they eating the immigrants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE LEFT JUST DESTROYED THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little House on the Prairie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard bananas. Maybe banana-sized leg is where we draw the line?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kind of shell bracelet I think is also mandatory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Developer creates endless Wikipedia feed to fight algorithm addiction⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too find this such a nice refreshing take on wikipedia. It’s only been a few days, hope the developer improves it further. I realize some kind of recommendation algorithm opens a pandora’s box, but one can dream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  After that slip he still bends the knee. Good old classic reliable Tim Apple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?

  Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

  Also: portuga was here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ailanthus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ai…what? I live in Portugal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nap game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.