The_Lurker
@The_Lurker@lemmy.world
- Comment on Working outside 1 day ago:
Is that Brendan Fraser on the left?
- Comment on Why don't my shit and urine stink while they're inside me? 1 day ago:
Yeah, but you still have to close the lid first. 🤮
- Comment on Why don't my shit and urine stink while they're inside me? 1 day ago:
I have shit in a box. And then I mailed it. The room stunk for a while, but after I sealed up the container it went away. It still stunk worse than a fart.
Cologuard is wack.
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 4 days ago:
In the spirit of shit posting: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 4 days ago:
It’s not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.
- Comment on Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes? 4 days ago:
They’re a type of algae. They’re crunchy because they’re pressed into mats, dehydrated, seasoned, and baked. Surprisingly, the orange color is completely natural. Toxic if ingested over long periods, but natural.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 1 week ago:
Taft was a senator, the President, and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He was very active in busting up monopolies. He was responsible for the direct elections of senators. He was a dedicated jurist and a true American intellectual. But the only thing he gets rembered for is being 300lbs. And having a bigger bathtub installed in the White House.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 1 week ago:
Is that Taft in the S tier? And Teddy Roosevelt? Funny considering they had a falling out in 1912(?). Taft set a high bar for President. Probably the 2nd best President of the 20th century (FDR being the 1st). Back when the US had decent politicians.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Have you SEEN what “free range” humans eat? At least with factory farms you have nutritional standards.
- Comment on They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks. 2 weeks ago:
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).
- Comment on A matter of patience 1 month ago:
Nah. Neutrinos and NEOs actually exist.
- Comment on that is crazy! 2 months ago:
gzip && finger | man -stur
- Comment on They can't keep getting away with this 2 months ago:
No Popeyes here. 😭
- Comment on They can't keep getting away with this 2 months ago:
Now I have a hankering for KFC.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 months ago:
I get it now!
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 months ago:
That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 months ago:
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Corn-positive.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 3 months ago:
Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.
- Comment on Should I try this? 3 months ago:
Did he say that you need to get a vibrating one to really stimulate the prostate?
- Comment on The Boss Gangsters: Nightlife, a sleazy nightclub x mafia family management game, set in an open world, where you can set up hot dog stands to sell drugs, releasing in EA on Nov 1st. 4 months ago:
I didn’t look at the feed and thought this was basketball news.
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 5 months ago:
From my Oklahoma friend: “Give Texas back to Mexico!”
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 5 months ago:
Damn, hoped it was real.
- Comment on Clock logic 6 months ago:
I’d prefer base 10 time than base 12. Until then I’ll just keep with am pm
- Comment on Damn 7 months ago:
Both. Both is good.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid? 7 months ago:
We will completely engulf Canada. We’ll see who’s laughing then!
We’ll have all the poutine!
- Comment on Olè 10 months ago:
Yeah. I think it was on the wall of the old place.
- Comment on Olè 10 months ago:
Chino Bandito in Phoenix. Chinese/Mexican food. Carnitas+ pork fried rice rocks .
- Comment on Feels like I've been getting waterboarded my whole life 1 year ago:
I have some concerns.