lol, kids these days and their stupid tastes, amirite?
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ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I remember thinking “these fucking mulletted hicks” when we moved to missouri and I was a little kid, like 6… but had never seen a full on mullet IRL, then was suddenly surrounded by them all ages and not just the boys either.
slingstone@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
What blows my mind is when stupid shit like this comes back into vogue. I lived through so much cringe the first time, and I loathe doing it all over again.
Not that I’m the height of fashion or anything, myself. If not for my wife, I’d be wearing long white tube socks with my shorts.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 hour ago
Saw a 20-something at the local pub a couple years ago with the full on rat tail, stubbies, dark green tshirt and boonie 'stache and flashed back 40 years so fast i got whiplash
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
I’m the opposite, I say bring on the stupid shit and do it often! Life’s short and looking kinda silly on purpose sometimes is fun. My most recent foray into such was a mustache large enough to be mocked by my daughter’s soccer teammates, first practice, basically on sight hahaha. Causing her to cry (and me to shave it, lol, but it was fun while it lasted, and I don’t intend to further traumatize her with sartorial silliness).
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’d be wearing long white tube socks with my shorts.
This is actually a trend now. Gen Z is about it, and judges the old heads for ankle sock
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 2 days ago
Why does he look like he is shitting and crying at the same time?
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He looked in the mirror
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Because he knows.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I think it’s what they’re calling it “the Gen Z Stare.”
Khrux@ttrpg.network 11 hours ago
This isn’t really the gen Z stare, I’d describe that as a very neutral expression.
Honestly I don’t actually think the Gen Z stare has much to do with the internet or COVID either, as much as it’s just something that caught on among people in school. I think another large element is that Gen Z culturally a lot less judgemental of people who don’t mask autistic traits.
The general nodding and 'mmhmm’ing we do to affirm we’re paying attention is something that’s effectively a social contract, although useful. The flip side of the Gen Z stare that people don’t talk about is that Gen Z also don’t mind recieving the Gen Z stare, and can converse through it.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Thanks for the link that is really fascinating, though I also want to acknowledge that I feel almost crazy if this is a prevalent thing and I haven’t noticed?
I’d be kinda pleased if it were largely a rejection of performative positivity, one of the theories presented. I do worry about the ways the COVID pandemic interrupted social development for an enormous number of kids, just huge (though to be clear I was in favor of pretty strict, sweeping measures to limit spread).
I bristled a bit at first, on the mention of “quiet quitting” - AKA behaving perfectly rationally, given the available opportunities and treatment today, by my measure. But the (still Wikipedia) article it links to is a solid overview of a collective action tactic, so hell yeah.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
He ate hot wings last night.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just had his braces tightened.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At some point kids want agency, and hair is an accessible “medium” Youths will always show “rebellion” with hairstyles and clothes.
I will even fake outrage so not to spoil the fun
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake
devilish666@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’ve never seen a haircut that looks infected before.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
The infected mushroom
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I like their music and i was completely devastated when i found out they are zionists. Just commenting so other people also know. Psytrance kinds developed as music for peace and a lot of artists, including one of the members of infected mushroom, have trauma from the israeli military.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
nice
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is what the cool kids look like in a sci-fi movie from 2003 set in the year 2103
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 days ago
This gives me Karen with a hairband vibes (-_-メ)
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 day ago
I really want to know what it looks like when it’s not all done up.. like at least a Karen cut with a band goes to being an ok style when it’s down.. I imagine this looks fucking horrible after a shower..
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Is there a “fuckmyshitup” section on Lemmy? This belongs exactly there.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 days ago
ATBGE
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 days ago
Yeah but "fuckmyshitup" should allow poor execution haircuts too.
unknown@piefed.social 19 hours ago
He looks like a punk girl I once knew.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a gay man, I think I can say this without it being controversial, kid looks like a {redacted}.
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 6 hours ago
retard
Being gay is of no consequence.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
not the slur I had in mind
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Yeah, give me the “I want to see your manager” in the front and “I am the fire starter” in the back. Thanks.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“I’m torn between wanting a bowl cut or the guy fieri.”
“Sit down, fam, I got you.”
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No one on Lemmy spots this as obvious AI slop??
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The original post has video of this kid as well, and AI slop isn’t that good at faking moving hair yet. From a quick browse of that guy’s page he does over-process and filter the shit out of his stills making them look like slop, but these do appear to be real bad hair days.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This level of paranoia is starting to get silly.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Idt that it’s AI, but don’t have Instagram to further confirm my suspicions.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Actually I retract, it’s real: www.instagram.com/bohdan.vasylkov
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Why obvious?
lime@feddit.nu 1 day ago
the two angles are completely different. i noticed the sideburns first but the kid also has a different nose.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Great catch. The leftmost tooth in the right image is a dead giveaway, unless he had a strange cleft lip (the left image shows that is not the case).
The image isn’t funny if it isn’t real. But it’s too good and also blurry to be obvious.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 day ago
No, his lip looks larger in the right but it’s actually his gums showing behind.
This image appears to he real.
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The barber is Bohdan Vasylkov, based in Warsaw, Poland. This one in particular is posted on his Instagram as a “Neo-Saiyan Cut.”
Honestly, this is probably one of the least offensive ones lmao.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
He’s actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it’s unique.
Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.
Wolf314159@startrek.website 23 hours ago
Yeah that was my first thought after getting over the weirdness of it, “How manageable is this hair going to be after getting home and later as it grows out?”
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wow, in my head, it was Vegeta + bowl cut.
Mutat0@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What is there to debate?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Does it look stupid or really stupid?
don@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Yes.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Which haircut has rights for total control of the scalp 😂
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
To quote some standup I saw 20 years ago from a black woman about black ladies’ hair:
“Sooooo, I want it short but also long, with spikes up front aaaaand a spoiler from a Ford Fiesta.”
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Pretty sure I fought this dude in Expedition 33
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 day ago
What is there to debate? I couldn’t care less about someone else’s haircut.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It’s debatable that it sparks debate.
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Juicy.
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
This type only lasts a few weeks anyway, after that it will just look uniformly short.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you’d get yer ass kicked rockin’ somethin like that, man…
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is this what you get when you ask AI to generate a chomo?
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 days ago
jade52@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
This is one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen in a long time.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Looks like just a kid, chill out.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Exactly. Fuck them kids.
/s kinda
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
For me, it’s less about the face and more about the area above the face.
diptchip@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hate is a strong word, but I don’t think I’ve seen a hairstyle I’ve disliked more than that. I’m trying to understand why it’s triggering intense emotions in me. WHY is it SO powerful? I’ve been told I have a punch-able face, but this is like this whole 'nother level.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Taylor Swift, is that you?
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 days ago
It's not terrible, I'm sure it achieves exactly the results the owner intended: turns heads, memorable, somewhat exciting.
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bowlcut in thr front, Vegeta in the back.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is that an early pic of one of the island boys?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That is definitely a face a person would make after kissing their twin brother.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Ain’t no controversy. I see a teen with hair like that and I know they’re the opposite of cool. It tells me immediately to never cross paths with them if I am ever near any lockers.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
He looks like that little girl from stranger things
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 hour ago
Controversy? Fucking get over it ya snowflakes. Imagine being that precious