y0kai

@y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Concerned my scanner may snitch on me.⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  lol cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you encountered this?⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes punish the server for the restaurant’s crimes. A story as old as tipped wages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battlefield 6 cheats day 1 of early access. Depite kernel level anti cheat, forced secure boot TPM 2.0⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! Ch43t3Rzzzz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about Changing your Profile Picture to Clippy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao I hope it’s fake or thinly plated gold on a lead base

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao actually this is accurate. If I can find the article again I’ll share it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida sues some of the biggest porn platforms, accusing them of not complying with the state's age verification law⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol less than a week old account with the dumbest take of the day. Obvious troll. Try harder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good racing games on Steam?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Automobilista 2, Dirt Rally 2.0, and assetto corsa / assetto corsa competitzione are all super fun. Idk what’s actually on sale though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy is a tech literate echo chamber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than the generally illiterate echo chambers in other parts of my daily life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton freezes Swiss investment over surveillance fears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like something a RUSSIAN would say /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KDE Plasma Bigscreen (Android TV alternative) is back from dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks!

  I haven’t purchased a new tv in years. My current monitor has HDR but idt i have it turned on because it just made everything look washed out and i don’t care enough to fiddle with all the settings when SDR looks fine to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KDE Plasma Bigscreen (Android TV alternative) is back from dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol idek what Dolby vision is. Don’t they do sound?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KDE Plasma Bigscreen (Android TV alternative) is back from dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try Stremio and you can skip all that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA reportedly shelves Need For Speed completely to focus on other projects⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes and give me realistic physics and don’t shove pointless and impossible “drifts” into everything!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t strawberries nuts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨parking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  saves so much space!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FTC’s click-to-cancel rule has been struck down by federal judges at the eleventh hour⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if replying to a “do not reply” email 1000 times a second would have any ill effect in their servers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FTC’s click-to-cancel rule has been struck down by federal judges at the eleventh hour⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t that ONLY apply to whatever circuit it’s in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature is wise⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just swim paralelle to shore the whole tiem. You don’t have to wait until you’re 100s of meters out to sea. Just don’t swim against it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now accepting pre-orders on kickstarter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I might actually start brushing if that’s as delicious as it looks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’d they write “cum drops” without the umlaut making “cum drops” rhyme with “gum drops.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3110: Global Ranking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You were in first for “youngest person” though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle of the spoon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Panpsychists like:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back later when they are finished and starting to deflate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry for the convenience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmfao what free healthcare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a chill guy in a unchill world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascists can scratch fascists, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah lol I wouldn’t have viewed this as a “stupid poles” joke because iblack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

  But, if it’s a thing, I guess it’s a thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Student visa applicants will now be forced to make their social media accounts public⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Find what?

  I haven’t had “traditional” social media for years and what I did have has since been deleted, or so I’m told.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

  He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

  “Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

  Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.