KingPorkChop

@KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh to go back...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently re-watched The Net. There are some pretty silly things in there.

  One of my favourites was Sandra on the beach, in mid day tropical sunshine, using one of those old 1994 laptop screens. Riiiiiiight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Do I Prepare My Phone for a Protest?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I’m sitting on the couch, the phone is not on me. It’s on the table next to me or on a counter somewhere. I don’t even always look at it if I get a message. Sometimes I’ll wait hours after I get a message to read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Do I Prepare My Phone for a Protest?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This can probably be argued that places that deny phones, like courts, could be charged with criminal intent against you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it’s batteries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Four NYPD officers converged on one woman on a bike because she smiled at them, then detained her because she wasn't carrying ID.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ID is like meth to these pigs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Four NYPD officers converged on one woman on a bike because she smiled at them, then detained her because she wasn't carrying ID.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada has it’s share of bad cops, but it is nowhere near the thin blue line gangland of US cops. It’s fucking crazy down there. They are worse than mob gangs because you can at least pay the mob for protection.

  All these US cops grew up watching the Cops TV show and they see everyone as criminals and below them. They want so bad to shoot and beat up the bad guy they don’t stop to think if the person they are beating up actually did anything wrong.

  US cops need to be jailed and replaced with citizens that want to help the society they live in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL. New phone cases are going to have little privacy sliders to go over the cameras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A fake Facebook event disguised as a math problem has been one of its top posts for 6 months⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why (I don’t see) not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite glitch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or some artists were dropped by their label for no good reason and years later the artist has to pay the label royalties for playing their own songs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally have a use for one of those empty houses in Sanctuary. I’m going to try and fill it.

  Thank you random internet human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Each?!?!

  Fuck that. I’ll pay $300 for the set and let them do the work for me. LOL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  About $300 is what the mechanics in the area usually charge. The dealership is more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comfy cozy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is your defence? LOL

  Only 29.8% of Americans cared enough to stop a known criminal with an authoritarian bent become the last president you’ll ever have?

  31% wanted it,

  1.1% voted for someone they knew wouldn’t win.

  38.1% don’t give a shit what happens. Possibly these people were purged from voter rolls and had their vote stolen. But knowing Americans, I’d happen to guess that percent is well below .5% of the non-voter segment.

  Pathetic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep expecting to see him wearing an ill-fitting military uniform covered in fake awards and accommodations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate all these automatic sensors in new cars. I don’t usually buy new cars, I get ones that are a few years used. Almost all of them have a light on the dash for a “tire error” because the stupid sensor has died and no one in their right mind wants to spend $300 to replace a thing that tells you your tire pressure is low. Plus, the things die in a few years anyway.

  I just do the Homer Simpson solution and put a bit of black tape over the tire error light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft rolls Windows Recall out to the public nearly a year after announcing it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello. I like rusty spoons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft rolls Windows Recall out to the public nearly a year after announcing it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess that means I have to break out the old GOATSE wall paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America is fucked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oopsie whoopsie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans: End abortion!

  World: Oh, are you worried about what your gods might think?

  Americans: Huh? Nope. I just needs that there little fucker flippin’ muh burgers. I aint 'spected ta do it muhself.