KingPorkChop
@KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Microsoft's latest Windows 11 24H2 update breaks SSDs/HDDs, may corrupt data 1 week ago:
But it gives the religious cult a chance to knock on your door and ask if you’ve heard of their lord and saviour, Linus.
- Comment on Debatable 1 week ago:
He’s actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it’s unique.
Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.
- Comment on heaven 3 weeks ago:
…and eating lobster
- Comment on heaven 3 weeks ago:
some form of providence intervened
Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?
- Comment on heaven 3 weeks ago:
Not excited about getting my impacted wisdom teeth back. I’m starting to think God’s a bit of a dick.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 4 weeks ago:
“I don’t want to work. I want to live in the woods and grow my own food and get back to nature.” - City Hippie
- Comment on What the Internet Was Like in 1998 5 weeks ago:
I remember all of this stuff.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to die of old age.
- Comment on You can still enable uBlock Origin in Chrome, here is how 1 month ago:
My first web browser was Mosaic version 1. I ran version 2 alpha for a bit.
Netscape started doing things better so I moved over to it.
Over the years I’ve bounced around from Netscape, Firefox, Opera, Chrome, and a few others (the MS browsers never really swayed me). It seemed like every year I’d be moving to a new platform or version. I usually have 3-4 browsers installed on my computers at any given time.
Once Chrome blocked uOrigin I moved over to Firefox. Easy.
The point is, to get the best (and safest) browsing experience, you have to be flexible. If you just use the thing that “came with the computer” you’re going to have a bad time. If Chrome wants to break your browsing experience, ditch it.
- Comment on Exclusive: Evidence of cell phone surveillance detected at anti-ICE protest 1 month ago:
I think you can just assume at this point the US government does not care about the constitution or it’s people and will use any means necessary to collect data on those who wish to counter its growing authoritarian nature.
If you go to a protest, only take a burner phone or no phone at all. If you must take your phone, turn it off and Faraday cage it.
The US has become a failed state. Leave if you can. Things will only get worse before it completely implodes.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 1 month ago:
I was angrily wishing I could preheat the oven while I was on my way home from work. That’s when I realized the reason for a WiFi oven.
Maybe a better oven is better than wifi. It only takes my oven a few minutes to get up to temp.
I come home, turn it on, fiddle with “getting home shit”, and by the time I’m done it’s ready to go. No wifi needed.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 1 month ago:
That’s a pretty basic program with simple software needs.
If the programming is such shit there is a chance they need connectivity to update it or patch the code once it’s gone into production, it might be best to look into another product.
- Comment on Happy No-more-USA Day 1 month ago:
They’re wimpy birds and eat dead shit like vultures. I hate bald eagles.
- Comment on Grok got a Nazi patch 1 month ago:
Q: Did the holocaust happen?
Grok Answer: Yes, the Holocaust happened. From 1933 to 1945, Nazi Germany systematically persecuted and murdered approximately six million Jews, along with millions of others including Romani people, disabled individuals, political dissidents, and homosexuals. This genocide was carried out through concentration camps, gas chambers, mass shootings, and other atrocities. Extensive historical evidence—including survivor testimonies, Nazi documentation, photographs, and physical remnants like concentration camp sites—confirms the scale and horror of these events. Denying or minimizing the Holocaust contradicts well-established facts and is often rooted in anti-Semitic propaganda.
- Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana 1 month ago:
Code Monkey very simple man
- Comment on ICEBlock climbs to the top of the App Store charts after officials slam it 1 month ago:
Stephen Miller is basically a Nazi
He’s a fucking JEWISH Nazi - which is the worst kind of self loathing Nazi.
He’d be the first in the showers when the real Nazis come to town.
He’s a pathetic loser.
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 1 month ago:
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said “What is this for?”
I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”
She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
- Comment on Microsoft Copilot falls Atari 2600 Video Chess 1 month ago:
I once spent 45 minutes trying to get ChatGPT to write a haiku. It couldn’t do it. It explained what syllables were, and the rules for the syllables in a haiku, but it didn’t understand it.
- Comment on Windows seemingly lost 400 million users in the past three years — official Microsoft statements show hints of a shrinking user base 1 month ago:
Phones and tablets. The younger generations are only using those for the most part.
- Comment on Facebook is asking to use Meta AI on photos in your camera roll you haven’t yet shared 1 month ago:
The LAST thing I’d do with my mobile phone is install Facebook or Instagram. What a nightmare.
- Comment on Oh to go back... 2 months ago:
I recently re-watched The Net. There are some pretty silly things in there.
One of my favourites was Sandra on the beach, in mid day tropical sunshine, using one of those old 1994 laptop screens. Riiiiiiight.
- Comment on How Do I Prepare My Phone for a Protest? 2 months ago:
If I’m sitting on the couch, the phone is not on me. It’s on the table next to me or on a counter somewhere. I don’t even always look at it if I get a message. Sometimes I’ll wait hours after I get a message to read it.
- Comment on How Do I Prepare My Phone for a Protest? 2 months ago:
This can probably be argued that places that deny phones, like courts, could be charged with criminal intent against you.
- Comment on Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages 2 months ago:
I’m clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it’s batteries.
- Comment on Four NYPD officers converged on one woman on a bike because she smiled at them, then detained her because she wasn't carrying ID. 2 months ago:
ID is like meth to these pigs.
- Comment on Four NYPD officers converged on one woman on a bike because she smiled at them, then detained her because she wasn't carrying ID. 2 months ago:
Canada has it’s share of bad cops, but it is nowhere near the thin blue line gangland of US cops. It’s fucking crazy down there. They are worse than mob gangs because you can at least pay the mob for protection.
All these US cops grew up watching the Cops TV show and they see everyone as criminals and below them. They want so bad to shoot and beat up the bad guy they don’t stop to think if the person they are beating up actually did anything wrong.
US cops need to be jailed and replaced with citizens that want to help the society they live in.
- Comment on Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads 2 months ago:
LOL. New phone cases are going to have little privacy sliders to go over the cameras.
- Comment on A fake Facebook event disguised as a math problem has been one of its top posts for 6 months 2 months ago:
Why (I don’t see) not
- Comment on Infinite glitch 2 months ago:
Or some artists were dropped by their label for no good reason and years later the artist has to pay the label royalties for playing their own songs.
- Comment on Amazing. 2 months ago:
I finally have a use for one of those empty houses in Sanctuary. I’m going to try and fill it.
Thank you random internet human.
- Comment on New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why 2 months ago:
Each?!?!
Fuck that. I’ll pay $300 for the set and let them do the work for me. LOL