Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 5 days ago:
Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷
- Comment on Debatable 1 week ago:
No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you’d get yer ass kicked rockin’ somethin like that, man…
- Comment on Help. 1 week ago:
Bunch of fuckin’ meep-mops stealing jobs for our hardworking software engineers.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 3 weeks ago:
That’s fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 3 weeks ago:
All I’m thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it’s one of the funniest images I’ve ever conceived.
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 weeks ago:
It was difficult to get into Canada when I immigrated ten years ago (it was deeply complicated even as a sponsored individual), and I hear it’s even more difficult now. It’s a shame, because I know that the idea of escaping to Canada is a hopeful thing for many Americans. I was extremely fortunate. However, the housing shortage alone and a general anti-American sentiment has cast a huge shadow on new entries. Canadians remain as friendly as ever, but trust between them and Americans is also at an all-time low. People at work know I’m American and they love hearing my take on everything, but I don’t spread that information to new ears anymore.
I suppose it might be cool for Canada to do a 2-for-1 swap, where they send Texas pairs of whiny, privileged conservatives in exchange for good, left-leaning Americans who actually want to be here.
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 3 weeks ago:
Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️
- Comment on hygiene 3 weeks ago:
Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
- Comment on Yeasty 3 weeks ago:
Butterbean origin story.
- Comment on Tunisia leader shows Trump adviser images of starving Gaza children 5 weeks ago:
Trump probably wants those photos framed.
- Comment on We all sleep alone soundly; Maybe the key to a happy marriage is separate beds 5 weeks ago:
Nah. My wife snores like hell, but I can’t fall asleep when she isn’t there.
- Comment on Ross Scott of SKG - The industry filed false claims against the initiative 5 weeks ago:
Looks like Ross is in the barrel today…
- Comment on electrostatic spider flight 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, it was chaos on the set just off-camera.
- Comment on Where do British elites get their news? Publishers, social media and AI 5 weeks ago:
Evening Standard sounds really relaxing.
- Comment on Netflix uses AI effects for first time to cut costs 1 month ago:
Now canceling the show mid-story by Season 2 will be cheaper than ever!
- Comment on Gallium 1 month ago:
Guy pops up on Jumbotron, looks horrified cause he knew he was cheating
Hate when that happens. 😓
- Comment on Some stephen king type shit 1 month ago:
Man, spikes at the bottom of a narrow pit were a huge problem back during the retro to mid-'90s gaming days. You just don’t encounter them much anymore. It’s as though an entire industry just dried up overnight. Bad time to be a spikesmith.
- Comment on We really, really do. 1 month ago:
Barely relevant, but this helped my daughter’s vocabulary explode between ages 2-3. Repeating back sentences showed not only that we were listening and engaged, but incorrect words and/or pronunciation would be corrected and filtered back in the process.
- Comment on Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy. 1 month ago:
Damn it… I was really looking forward to Brother Mother Buttfucker 2.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 1 month ago:
Probably feels great but will leave you oozing.
- Comment on Dik Piks 1 month ago:
… reply pls
- Comment on I self hosted a World of Warcraft server. 1 month ago:
'I’m not a big fan of the grind. Can you completely and fundamentally change the way experience works to accommodate my personal preferences?"
- Comment on shrooms 1 month ago:
I’ve never thought I was dying on psychedelics, but many times on THC and once on MDA.
- Comment on Woolworths payment change as popular system [Scan&Go] gets axed: 'Devastated' 1 month ago:
- Comment on The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls. 1 month ago:
Don’t forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!
- Comment on POV you and your buddy are transcending the illusion of spacetime but a stranger walks over to ask for directions 1 month ago:
I have a very vivid memory of walking into a gas station at 2am with friends, high on mushrooms. We all went our separate ways to grab drinks and snacks, and then stood in a surprisingly long line with a few strangers to purchase them. I was in another dimension. All of us were. None of us were communicating with each other whatsoever. Just standing there in line with huge pupils and snacks in our arms. Then someone started snickering quietly. Then another. Then another. Soon it was psychedelic fucking pandemonium beneath those florescent gas station lights. I think even the strangers may have been having a good time. Good memory.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 2 months ago:
Try to find that cool looking Beavis and Butthead site I saw my brother browsing in the earliest days of our internet access. I had asked him where he found it and he couldn’t remember, so I searched and searched and searched to no avail. I never found that Beavis and Butthead site. I just remember there was a lot of yellow.
- Comment on The Elder God 2 months ago:
I’ve dabbled enough in paganism to confirm that worshiping nature and the sun is a hell of a lot more meaningful than making up shit about God and wearing special hats.
- Comment on Most of the audience of Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards have no idea why slime is a thing. 2 months ago:
I have vivid memories of desperately trying to tell my dad that All That was just SNL but with kids, and it was hilarious. Now my five-year-old has found the All That reboot on YouTube, and I feel the pain that my father had felt.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 2 months ago:
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…
