Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 1 week ago:
It’s weird to think about it. I was born in '87 and grew up hearing ahout the distant '60s and '70s as though they were this mythical, out-of-reach time in which my relatives reminisced. They even came with those old, shitty polaroids that really sold the vibe. Now it’s 2026 and people talk like the late ‘80s were a lifetime ago. Then I realize that from young peoples’ perspective now, that time period is even further away than the '60s were back when I listened to my parents talk about them.
I think the late, great Bozo the Clown said it best when he said, “WWHHHAAWT DA FFFFFFUUUUUCK…”
- Comment on Genes be crazy 2 weeks ago:
He said ants, not aunts.
- Comment on Genes be crazy 2 weeks ago:
What’cha got there, m8?
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 1 month ago:
Just get people to agree to live in crowded vaults and have them sign a waver accepting any and all psychological torture performed on them. That’s a functional Fallout reality show.
- Comment on High value 1 month ago:
Tom Segura getting fat again…
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 1 month ago:
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Just walking around in pajama pants with no shirt on…
- Comment on Banana scale 1 month ago:
I never fully grasped the true scale of a single galaxy (and then expanded that understanding to the observable universe) until I hopped in my ship in Elite Dangerous and actually set off to cross one. Holy fucking shit, does it really help put it into perspective when you’re traveling between vast galactic arms, hopping individual stars 50-70 Ly at a time and trying your damndest not to stretch yourself too thin in fear of running out of scoopable fuel/stars.
If I were an Astronomy teacher, Elite would be my most profound and precious tool.
- Comment on How often do you change your towels? 2 months ago:
I change my towel when it starts making me stink again right after a shower.
- Comment on new trend 2 months ago:
Imagine you and your hunting party are gathered around a fire roasting marshmallows, but you accidentally grabbed that stick…
- Comment on This was great 2 months ago:
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 2 months ago:
Hosting is half of it, but the user-submitted section is a thriving social ecosystem. It’s a lot like reddit or Lemmy, but all submissions are image-based only with sizable comment sections attached like anywhere else. I was very involved there 12 years back and enjoyed it quite a lot. I tried really hard to earn my green (highest karma) badge, but I believe I got second or third highest before running out of steam. You had a profile full of badges and stuff, and users actually valued karma there, unlike on reddit or Lemmy.
But the mood changed other time and it became a hub for bullshit, sob stories and very tired, very played-out jokes. Then the eventual UI changes drove the nail in the coffin and I found it unusable.
- Comment on Accidental rapture 2 months ago:
dies
God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 months ago:
Short Staff of Wailing Creature 9-19 DMG +10 INT +5 WIS +4 CON +25% Nature Res. +15% Shadow Res. On Use (20/20): Rally 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 2 months ago:
My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys… It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.
- Comment on In 1995, a Netscape employee wrote a hack in 10 days that now runs the Internet 2 months ago:
The internet and browsers felt so comfortable back then. I was a kid, but I felt like I had a command center at my fingertips.
- Comment on Why? 2 months ago:
My comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I’m funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.
- Comment on iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." 3 months ago:
Bro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it’s a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don’t meet the same fate.
- Comment on He's on a mission 3 months ago:
“Oi, Dutchman!”
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“O hallo!”
- Comment on Dyslexia 3 months ago:
She got a stank to her, sure… but she knows her way around a circus peanut.
- Comment on Learning to drive 3 months ago:
I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.
- Comment on 🙋🏻♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻♂️ 3 months ago:
Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.
- Comment on NOW! 3 months ago:
Years back when I worked for Kmart, there was some sort of large Samsung Galaxy tablet advertised as a Black Friday front-page exclusive for only $40. As you can imagine, people were ready to kick the fucking doors down to get their hands on those, because anyone dumb enough to participate in the Black Friday madness is definitely too dumb to know why 1gb non-expandable storage is next to fucking worthless. Not to mention they had the weakest hardware imaginable, with a whopping 1.5 MP camera.
Black Friday is such a cheap illusion.
- Comment on PC Master Race 3 months ago:
The number gets higher and higher every time a oconsole dweeb makes the argument that they’re not constantly fucking themselves.
- Comment on It's very thick and lustrous. 3 months ago:
It’s a nice one, too. It makes the room feel like it’s full of music. Presidents only get the best braiders.
- Comment on Study Claims 4K/8K TVs Aren't Much Better Than HD To Your Eyes 3 months ago:
I don’t know if this will age like my previous belief that PS1 had photo-realistic graphics, but I feel like 4k is the peak for TVs. I recently bought a 65" 4k TV and not only is it the clearest image I’ve ever seen, but it takes up a good chunk of my livingroom. Any larger would just look ridiculous.
Unless the average person starts using abandoned cathedrals as their livingrooms, I don’t see how larger TVs with even higher definition would even be practical.
- Comment on Side Bar Bean Herder 3 months ago:
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- Comment on Public service announcement 4 months ago:
It is kind of wild. Some dudes have small dicks, big dicks, egg-shaped dicks… Stinky dicks with moles on them… Fat dicks with freckles… Dicks that look like sad elephants… Dicks that look like Shar Peis…
Then you have big vaginas, small vaginas, long vaginas, sleeve of wizard vaginas, jutting serrated-looking labia vaginas, wise old horse-like vaginas, cauliflower vaginas, meat pile vaginas, vaginas that look like Shar Peis…
And any of these… And I mean any of them… can be on the hottest person you’ve seen in your life. It’s like opening a Kinder Egg. Drop in a coin, pull the lever, and see what surprises await you in the dankest, steamiest, most razor-burnt region inside of your new partner’s pants.
- Comment on feeling fruity 4 months ago:
Don’t mind if I do!
