Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
- Comment on The after party 1 day ago:
- Comment on Working retail can be embarrassing 1 day ago:
I worked customer service at Kmart for a few years and encountered a lot of old classmates. Fortunately I had lost a bunch of weight since I had last seen them, and all of my hair fell out, so nobody knew who I was. I could tell some people thought I was maybe familiar, but I was never identified outright. I felt like a secret agent.
- Comment on Another essential book in your library 2 days ago:
It’s a shitty class to play.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
My nephew is one of the worst I’ve ever smelled. Just the overwhelming scent of damp, reused football socks and armpit. How he can’t smell his own smog is beyond my comprehension. I can’t imagine the smell of a classroom.
- Comment on Sad I'm no longer a Catholic, seeing how rad the new Pope is 3 days ago:
Da Baer’s aere gonna win it this yeahr, boys.
- Comment on Anyone? 6 days ago:
I have cracks on the corners of my fingers, beside the nail. They run deep and I have to put Polysporin with lidocaine on them to reduce the sting. It’s a combination of biting my nails and working a job that requires constant antibacterial hand-washing. I hate it.
- Comment on Skype was shut down for good today 1 week ago:
Immigration Canada wanted proof of my wife’s relationship, so we dumped a packet of printed call logs on them as thick as a novel. Skype certainly served its purpose.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Sure, but the other comments are well within the range of normal replies to that soft of thing. The other commentors did not launch into a tirade that eventually included baffling accusations of impersonation. That’s where things got particularly dicey for me.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Without intending to sound ironic, and given that we’re currently having this conversation on a literal Shitpost sub, it’s entirely possible that you may be neurodivergent and are not processing the humor.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
I don’t know either, but thanks for your reply. The more I interact with some of the commentors, the more bewildered I’m left after. First weird interaction I’ve had on Lemmy.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Yes, it’s my primarily language. I thought describing Pixar fan porn artists as ghoulish was humorous, but it seems like there are a lot of advocates present who are defensive of the word.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
You’re a confusing person and I’m not really sure I understand your psychology, or why you think I’m actively using two accounts to thwart your disability.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
What?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
What the fuck are you even on about?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 1 week ago:
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.
- Comment on If you see a bunch of otherwise normal people with the same odd behavior then you are probably seeing the effects of a marketing campign. The effects can last for years, even decades. 2 weeks ago:
Alright, boys. Hear me out. You cut a hole on the inside of your pocket, put on your pants, then pull your penis through the hole so that it is emerging and/or hanging out of your pocket.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 2 weeks ago:
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
- Comment on I'm jealous 2 weeks ago:
As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It’s not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 3 weeks ago:
It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.
- Comment on The Fairphone 5 price has been dropped to €499. The phone is designed to be the most advanced environmentally friendly smartphone. 4 weeks ago:
Do you recall which ones scored the highest?
- Comment on The Fairphone 5 price has been dropped to €499. The phone is designed to be the most advanced environmentally friendly smartphone. 4 weeks ago:
I’m interested in this one also. I like the look of it. Currently a long-time Pixel user, but I’m open to other options.
- Comment on You see "him" everywhere including on ancient coins 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Do it 4 weeks ago:
Steve’s Lava Chicken in my ass.
- Comment on Best starter hands-down 5 weeks ago:
The bulb sends you his thanks.
- Comment on Thank you Gary ❤️ 5 weeks ago:
I haven’t had a cigarette since 2014, but I’ll have one now since Gary went through all the trouble.
- Comment on community work is revolutionary 5 weeks ago:
The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.
- Comment on Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my 5 weeks ago:
The best burnt-out sign I have come across was in my city back in 2019. It was a huge, red SENTINEL STORAGE sign, but the TO was no longer illuminated, so it left “SENTINELS RAGE” burning ominously in the night.
Here is the absolute shit-tier photo I managed to snap while driving.
- Comment on y'all know what time it is 5 weeks ago:
I have been there. I have seen him myself. If you too find yourself standing before him, do not fear. Look down. There are so, so, so many hairballs. It is disgusting.
