Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
- Comment on True love 3 weeks ago:
“AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!”
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 3 weeks ago:
I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don’t know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 3 weeks ago:
STALKER 2
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
As a career produce manager I can confirm that we average about a Spock per minute. Usually elderly, and determined to destroy this year’s crop of peaches from BC.
- Comment on vines of the animal kingdom 1 month ago:
swuirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi, squirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi… (guitar)
- Comment on SUCC 1 month ago:
Whenever I book flowers for work, there is one at the very bottom called “Flowering Planter 7in Ass”. For years now I’ve laughed every time.
- Comment on Three Men Die When Google Maps Tells Them to Drive Off Unfinished Bridge 1 month ago:
Truly the show’s biggest jumping of the shark.
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 2 months ago:
Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?
- Comment on Mario 64 Speedrunning Declared "Dead" After Insane Feat From "The Greatest Speedrunner Of All Time" | Time Extension 2 months ago:
I can’t fully articulate the reasons why, but I dislike the entire speed-running culture. I’ve always been someone who sinks as deeply as I possibly can into the environments that games provide, placing a lot of value on carefully crafted details, flora, object clutter and ambience.
Speed-running is essentially the exact opposite of this, and it takes what was intended to be an enjoyable escape and gamifies it beyond recognition. It becomes a sweaty, disgusting mess of button mashing, sprinting, wall-glitching, exploitation, and a bastardization of mechanics. I definitely get why some people find this interesting, but I just can’t find the off-switch for how much I hate watching it. It’s in a similar ballpark as extreme min-maxing in modern MMOs, where people get so addicted to arbitrarily raising numbers by the smallest margin that the game itself just evaporates into the background.
- Comment on ‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago? 2 months ago:
It can, but it comes out more like “ROOVE ARONG RITIZEN!”
- Comment on Two kind of YouTubers 2 months ago:
Whang talking about some guy peeling the skin off of his own penis and feeding it to a dog or something.
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 2 months ago:
That’s exactly what drove me into seeking out Lemmy instead. I hopped on Mastodon and it made me feel like I was being coralled into following some niche hobby forum exclusively, and I wasn’t into that. It didn’t explain that the instance itself was largely irrelevant and that the rest of the platform would open up to me after choosing one.
Lemmy still had a learning curve, but having experience with reddit I was able to pick it up easily enough.
- Comment on Live Long and Prosper... with aliens 2 months ago:
Are there any new developments with the UAP hearings? Have we made any progress? Kicked down any doors? I assumed it just fizzled out and we would never get answers.
- Comment on What's the capital of France? 2 months ago:
Can’t recommend the entirety of the Civil War on Drugs movie. I believe all parts are compiled into one on YouTube.
- Comment on What's the capital of France? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Monster 2 months ago:
redditors be like “r/that happened…”
- Comment on Tiger Predators 2 months ago:
Bigger, hornier tigers.
- Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers 2 months ago:
Thanks for the heads up. I don’t really have a vendetta against Microsoft, I just hear a lot of moaning over how bad 11 is and have been hesitant to upgrade thus far. Even if it isn’t great, I managed to strip 10 down in a way that it closely resembles 7, so I’m sure I can do something similar.
- Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers 2 months ago:
I’m on Windows 10 currently, so not quite two versions behind, but I held onto XP and 7 for ages.
- Comment on Prehistoric Life 2 months ago:
This is me any time my wife comes home and asks if I want to just order pizza.
- Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers 2 months ago:
I have always liked Windows, but I’m always two versions behind and have never actually experienced any other OS. I’m open to Linux, but it also scares the shit out of me because I’ll essentially go back to knowing fuck all about the OS on my PC.
- Comment on Rock and Stone 2 months ago:
That explains all the bots.
- Comment on Rock and Stone 2 months ago:
These guys’ mistake was investing their skill points into coal mining. You’re not getting rare jewels in there, no matter how much you tell yourself you might find a diamond. They don’t spawn in coal mines. You’re guaranteeing a permanent and progressive debuff (Black Lung) for maybe some quartz, pyrite and dolamite. Vendor trash.
- Comment on Rock and Stone 2 months ago:
I would kill to just crack away at a mine all day, extracting obscenely large and oddly pre-faceted jewels from the earth.
- Comment on Noice 2 months ago:
I moved to Alberta like eight years ago and I’m still appalled at what passes for good pizza in this province. Someone told me it’s Greek influence, which explains why so many donair places are hailed for having the “best pizza in town”. To the average Albertan, it’s not good pizza unless it’s five inches thick and incredibly dried-up looking.
- Comment on Nvidia blocks access to video card driver updates for users from Russia and Belarus. 2 months ago:
I’d say Bandits, but he’s only worthy of the Renegades.
- Comment on Nvidia blocks access to video card driver updates for users from Russia and Belarus. 2 months ago:
Putin belongs in Yantar like the swamp-fuck he is.
- Comment on Girl without smartphone unable to join in lesson — 'I feel guilty for not buying my daughter one for school' 2 months ago:
A q p
- Comment on Why do residential skyscrapers always seem to include balconies that never get used? 3 months ago:
As someone who can barely approach the edge of a 3-story parking structure, I would come unraveled on one of those balconies.
- Comment on At the doctors 3 months ago:
Pterry from Pteewee’s Ptayhouse?
