Stalinwolf

@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All I’m thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it’s one of the funniest images I’ve ever conceived.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was difficult to get into Canada when I immigrated ten years ago (it was deeply complicated even as a sponsored individual), and I hear it’s even more difficult now. It’s a shame, because I know that the idea of escaping to Canada is a hopeful thing for many Americans. I was extremely fortunate. However, the housing shortage alone and a general anti-American sentiment has cast a huge shadow on new entries. Canadians remain as friendly as ever, but trust between them and Americans is also at an all-time low. People at work know I’m American and they love hearing my take on everything, but I don’t spread that information to new ears anymore.

  I suppose it might be cool for Canada to do a 2-for-1 swap, where they send Texas pairs of whiny, privileged conservatives in exchange for good, left-leaning Americans who actually want to be here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Count yourself lucky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Butterbean origin story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tunisia leader shows Trump adviser images of starving Gaza children⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump probably wants those photos framed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all sleep alone soundly; Maybe the key to a happy marriage is separate beds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. My wife snores like hell, but I can’t fall asleep when she isn’t there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ross Scott of SKG - The industry filed false claims against the initiative⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Ross is in the barrel today…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨electrostatic spider flight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it was chaos on the set just off-camera.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do British elites get their news? Publishers, social media and AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Evening Standard sounds really relaxing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix uses AI effects for first time to cut costs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now canceling the show mid-story by Season 2 will be cheaper than ever!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guy pops up on Jumbotron, looks horrified cause he knew he was cheating

  Hate when that happens. 😓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some stephen king type shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, spikes at the bottom of a narrow pit were a huge problem back during the retro to mid-'90s gaming days. You just don’t encounter them much anymore. It’s as though an entire industry just dried up overnight. Bad time to be a spikesmith.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really, really do.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Barely relevant, but this helped my daughter’s vocabulary explode between ages 2-3. Repeating back sentences showed not only that we were listening and engaged, but incorrect words and/or pronunciation would be corrected and filtered back in the process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn it… I was really looking forward to Brother Mother Buttfucker 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably feels great but will leave you oozing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … reply pls

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I self hosted a World of Warcraft server.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  'I’m not a big fan of the grind. Can you completely and fundamentally change the way experience works to accommodate my personal preferences?"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrooms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never thought I was dying on psychedelics, but many times on THC and once on MDA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woolworths payment change as popular system [Scan&Go] gets axed: 'Devastated'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV you and your buddy are transcending the illusion of spacetime but a stranger walks over to ask for directions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a very vivid memory of walking into a gas station at 2am with friends, high on mushrooms. We all went our separate ways to grab drinks and snacks, and then stood in a surprisingly long line with a few strangers to purchase them. I was in another dimension. All of us were. None of us were communicating with each other whatsoever. Just standing there in line with huge pupils and snacks in our arms. Then someone started snickering quietly. Then another. Then another. Soon it was psychedelic fucking pandemonium beneath those florescent gas station lights. I think even the strangers may have been having a good time. Good memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, this is what people did back then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try to find that cool looking Beavis and Butthead site I saw my brother browsing in the earliest days of our internet access. I had asked him where he found it and he couldn’t remember, so I searched and searched and searched to no avail. I never found that Beavis and Butthead site. I just remember there was a lot of yellow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder God⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve dabbled enough in paganism to confirm that worshiping nature and the sun is a hell of a lot more meaningful than making up shit about God and wearing special hats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the audience of Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards have no idea why slime is a thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have vivid memories of desperately trying to tell my dad that All That was just SNL but with kids, and it was hilarious. Now my five-year-old has found the All That reboot on YouTube, and I feel the pain that my father had felt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have used this you are immune to all disease.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a problem when my daughter was in a private dayhome, but a licensed dayhome has been a much better experience. Seems like they actually prioritize hand-washing and other hygiene practices. My kid gets sick at about a tenth of the previous rate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lazy bones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  While I no longer have the responsibility of collecting carts, I still work in the grocery industry and I appreciate your courtesy. I’ll never forget the agony of rounding up and pushing dozens of them through the snow and slush of a Kmart parking lot. I can’t believe I didn’t do more damage to my body then. Now it’s just the cement floors that are slowly doing me in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BlackRock is Suing UnitedHealth for Giving “Too Much Care” to Patients After the CEO was Murdered⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet. Get Luigi on the phone.