Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
- Comment on How often do you change your towels? 3 days ago:
I change my towel when it starts making me stink again right after a shower.
- Comment on new trend 3 days ago:
Imagine you and your hunting party are gathered around a fire roasting marshmallows, but you accidentally grabbed that stick…
- Comment on This was great 4 days ago:
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 2 weeks ago:
Hosting is half of it, but the user-submitted section is a thriving social ecosystem. It’s a lot like reddit or Lemmy, but all submissions are image-based only with sizable comment sections attached like anywhere else. I was very involved there 12 years back and enjoyed it quite a lot. I tried really hard to earn my green (highest karma) badge, but I believe I got second or third highest before running out of steam. You had a profile full of badges and stuff, and users actually valued karma there, unlike on reddit or Lemmy.
But the mood changed other time and it became a hub for bullshit, sob stories and very tired, very played-out jokes. Then the eventual UI changes drove the nail in the coffin and I found it unusable.
- Comment on Accidental rapture 2 weeks ago:
dies
God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 3 weeks ago:
Short Staff of Wailing Creature 9-19 DMG +10 INT +5 WIS +4 CON +25% Nature Res. +15% Shadow Res. On Use (20/20): Rally 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 3 weeks ago:
My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys… It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.
- Comment on In 1995, a Netscape employee wrote a hack in 10 days that now runs the Internet 3 weeks ago:
The internet and browsers felt so comfortable back then. I was a kid, but I felt like I had a command center at my fingertips.
- Comment on Why? 4 weeks ago:
My comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I’m funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.
- Comment on iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." 1 month ago:
Bro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it’s a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don’t meet the same fate.
- Comment on He's on a mission 1 month ago:
“Oi, Dutchman!”
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“O hallo!”
- Comment on Dyslexia 1 month ago:
She got a stank to her, sure… but she knows her way around a circus peanut.
- Comment on Learning to drive 1 month ago:
I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.
- Comment on 🙋🏻♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻♂️ 1 month ago:
Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.
- Comment on NOW! 1 month ago:
Years back when I worked for Kmart, there was some sort of large Samsung Galaxy tablet advertised as a Black Friday front-page exclusive for only $40. As you can imagine, people were ready to kick the fucking doors down to get their hands on those, because anyone dumb enough to participate in the Black Friday madness is definitely too dumb to know why 1gb non-expandable storage is next to fucking worthless. Not to mention they had the weakest hardware imaginable, with a whopping 1.5 MP camera.
Black Friday is such a cheap illusion.
- Comment on PC Master Race 1 month ago:
The number gets higher and higher every time a oconsole dweeb makes the argument that they’re not constantly fucking themselves.
- Comment on It's very thick and lustrous. 1 month ago:
It’s a nice one, too. It makes the room feel like it’s full of music. Presidents only get the best braiders.
- Comment on Study Claims 4K/8K TVs Aren't Much Better Than HD To Your Eyes 2 months ago:
I don’t know if this will age like my previous belief that PS1 had photo-realistic graphics, but I feel like 4k is the peak for TVs. I recently bought a 65" 4k TV and not only is it the clearest image I’ve ever seen, but it takes up a good chunk of my livingroom. Any larger would just look ridiculous.
Unless the average person starts using abandoned cathedrals as their livingrooms, I don’t see how larger TVs with even higher definition would even be practical.
- Comment on Side Bar Bean Herder 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Public service announcement 2 months ago:
It is kind of wild. Some dudes have small dicks, big dicks, egg-shaped dicks… Stinky dicks with moles on them… Fat dicks with freckles… Dicks that look like sad elephants… Dicks that look like Shar Peis…
Then you have big vaginas, small vaginas, long vaginas, sleeve of wizard vaginas, jutting serrated-looking labia vaginas, wise old horse-like vaginas, cauliflower vaginas, meat pile vaginas, vaginas that look like Shar Peis…
And any of these… And I mean any of them… can be on the hottest person you’ve seen in your life. It’s like opening a Kinder Egg. Drop in a coin, pull the lever, and see what surprises await you in the dankest, steamiest, most razor-burnt region inside of your new partner’s pants.
- Comment on feeling fruity 2 months ago:
Don’t mind if I do!
- Comment on They say remote working less productive 2 months ago:
Same. 7-3:30 most days. Some an hour or two earlier. I always crash out after lunch, or guaranteed by 1:30. At that point I’m just walking around trying to find shit to do.
- Comment on Emperor of overpromising Peter Molyneux says he's done with games after Masters of Albion, which is also his 'redemption title' 2 months ago:
It wasn’t terrible for what it was. I just remember being let down after years of listening to my best friend’s other friend telling me all of these promises he had fully subscribed to. It all sounded too good to be true, but both us and the industry itself were too young to have experienced overpromises like that. I thought maybe I just didn’t know how far technology had come, and we were about to see it fully manifest in all its glory…
But what we got was a fuck load of bloom and branching choices.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 2 months ago:
Guns and football seem pretty gay to me…
- Comment on More Ships Join Greta Thunberg's Gaza Flotilla to Break Blockade 2 months ago:
In Grade 6 we has a new girl in my school who I got on with really well. The cooler guys among us apparently thought she was dope too, and when I started dating her suddenly, one of them was like, “Congrats, bro. I didn’t know ya had it in you!” I was on top of world.
Then one day shortly after, she showed up to school with this super tight, greasy, old lady perm. The can’t that’s like flat to your head. The thing looked bonkers. I spent the next couple of days trying to distance myself from her and that haircut, and found some petty reason to break up with her. She thought I was a total asshole (rightfully), but moved on. Years later I saw her again and that old lady cut was gone.
Flash forward to my mid-twenties, I’m dating this other girl and she goes and gets a new haircut. Blonde dye job and everything. I can only describe the results as a genuine Dutch Boy. But I had learned my lesson and I stuck it out. I wasn’t going to make that same mistake over a haircut. A short while later she fuckes some greasy dude from Raleigh, North Carolina, and that was the end of that.
- Comment on Missing banana for scale. 2 months ago:
“Holy FUCK, boys! He looks t’ be about a ten footer!”
- Comment on Why does my brain think I still need counterpoints for arguments I had ten years ago? 2 months ago:
It has to be ego. I set my ego aside constantly and try to be open minded, and I am very open minded, but sometimes in privacy it’s just so goddamn big for no fucking reason… Like when rehashing a 10-year-old argument in the shower.
- Comment on The Rapture could have happened, but nobody would know because everyone got left behind 2 months ago:
There are a few new missing persons reports on (what were) the last twelve remaining good people on the planet. The rest of us are down here jacking off in the bathroom with the fan on because parenthood has made it increasingly difficult (and way too risky) to do it in front of a computer.
- Comment on Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics' 2 months ago:
Somethingsomethingsomething UNATCO? 😶
