Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
- Comment on community work is revolutionary 30 minutes ago:
The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.
- Comment on Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my 1 day ago:
The best burnt-out sign I have come across was in my city back in 2019. It was a huge, red SENTINEL STORAGE sign, but the TO was no longer illuminated, so it left “SENTINELS RAGE” burning ominously in the night.
Here is the absolute shit-tier photo I managed to snap while driving.
- Comment on y'all know what time it is 1 day ago:
I have been there. I have seen him myself. If you too find yourself standing before him, do not fear. Look down. There are so, so, so many hairballs. It is disgusting.
- Comment on Blobfish 1 week ago:
I feel like if there’s anyone out there who would use this new information to make right by the Blobfish, it’s him.
- Comment on Day 249 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 1 week ago:
I remember at least liking it a fair bit because it played a lot like Halo 1. I was a huge fan of the original and never cared as much for the sequels. I remember all of my friends got really into ODST, and I hated the direction it had taken the gameplay. So when Reach came out and felt comfortable in my hands again, I was stoked.
- Comment on The human hand is incredibly good at seeing what's inside your pocket 3 weeks ago:
When I was an adolescent, I dreamt that I performed oral sex on a woman by putting my entire head inside of her vagina. Turns out that cunnalingus is nothing like my premonition, but I certainly had the texture figured out.
- Comment on Archaeologists Find Creepy 2,400-Year-Old Puppets Atop El Salvador Pyramid 3 weeks ago:
Got those humpin’ hips. Can’t complain.
- Comment on Exclusive: Microsoft is finally shutting down Skype in May 4 weeks ago:
Immigration Canada: “Prove to us that your marriage is genuine. Prove that it wasn’t for immigration purposes.”
My wife and I: “You sure you want that?”
Immigration Canada: “Make with the proof.”
My wife and I: 400 pages, front and back, of Skype call logs/timestamps. A fucking literal ream of paper
- Comment on Day 223 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 5 weeks ago:
There was so much magic in this game. That soundtrack and overall atmosphere was incredible. I remember trying it in little bite-sized pieces at Toys R Us and the McDonald’s lobby and being really blown away.
- Comment on Cool Dog 5 weeks ago:
I’m formally launching the #tellthem campaign.
- Comment on What is your favorite retro racing game? 5 weeks ago:
Grand Prix on Atari was pretty fun.
- Comment on Cool Dog 5 weeks ago:
I maintain that if drug-sniffing dogs actually knew what it was that they were doing, none of them would be drug-sniffing dogs.
- Comment on Study Shows Glaciers Have Lost '3 Olympic Swimming Pools Per Second' Since 2000 5 weeks ago:
You’re the best! 😎
- Comment on Study Shows Glaciers Have Lost '3 Olympic Swimming Pools Per Second' Since 2000 5 weeks ago:
Holy shit. That’s too big to wrap my head around. What if we tried those yellow Blue Bird school busses?
- Comment on Study Shows Glaciers Have Lost '3 Olympic Swimming Pools Per Second' Since 2000 1 month ago:
May I please get that in football fields?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.
- Comment on Spicy Candy 1 month ago:
When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.
- Comment on xkcd #3044: Humidifier Review 1 month ago:
Oof, I get it, though… The difference between warm white and cool white is enough to make me want to die. I personally have a soul and enjoy being alive, so I prefer warm white myself.
- Comment on True love 2 months ago:
“AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!”
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 months ago:
I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don’t know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 2 months ago:
STALKER 2
- Comment on 3 months ago:
As a career produce manager I can confirm that we average about a Spock per minute. Usually elderly, and determined to destroy this year’s crop of peaches from BC.
- Comment on vines of the animal kingdom 3 months ago:
swuirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi, squirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi… (guitar)
- Comment on SUCC 4 months ago:
Whenever I book flowers for work, there is one at the very bottom called “Flowering Planter 7in Ass”. For years now I’ve laughed every time.
- Comment on Three Men Die When Google Maps Tells Them to Drive Off Unfinished Bridge 4 months ago:
Truly the show’s biggest jumping of the shark.
- Comment on AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING 4 months ago:
Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?
- Comment on Mario 64 Speedrunning Declared "Dead" After Insane Feat From "The Greatest Speedrunner Of All Time" | Time Extension 4 months ago:
I can’t fully articulate the reasons why, but I dislike the entire speed-running culture. I’ve always been someone who sinks as deeply as I possibly can into the environments that games provide, placing a lot of value on carefully crafted details, flora, object clutter and ambience.
Speed-running is essentially the exact opposite of this, and it takes what was intended to be an enjoyable escape and gamifies it beyond recognition. It becomes a sweaty, disgusting mess of button mashing, sprinting, wall-glitching, exploitation, and a bastardization of mechanics. I definitely get why some people find this interesting, but I just can’t find the off-switch for how much I hate watching it. It’s in a similar ballpark as extreme min-maxing in modern MMOs, where people get so addicted to arbitrarily raising numbers by the smallest margin that the game itself just evaporates into the background.
- Comment on ‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago? 4 months ago:
It can, but it comes out more like “ROOVE ARONG RITIZEN!”
- Comment on Two kind of YouTubers 4 months ago:
Whang talking about some guy peeling the skin off of his own penis and feeding it to a dog or something.
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 4 months ago:
That’s exactly what drove me into seeking out Lemmy instead. I hopped on Mastodon and it made me feel like I was being coralled into following some niche hobby forum exclusively, and I wasn’t into that. It didn’t explain that the instance itself was largely irrelevant and that the rest of the platform would open up to me after choosing one.
Lemmy still had a learning curve, but having experience with reddit I was able to pick it up easily enough.
