If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*

  *puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Change must come from within.

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  • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This feels like a borked version of SCP-294

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    • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s not an SCP. It’s just a…vending machine from 1985. That’s how they all worked.

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One “end me,” please

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  • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

    I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

    And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

    I want it to get embarressing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

    Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right now, it’s your tomorrow

    youtu.be/hObxaCAsQ7M

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The “pepe” being green is the tell

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• HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One large benis for me please 😋

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• mctoasterson@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You bastard!

    You k*lled Ben!

    Oh, Ben! Oh!

    …And your babies.

    Oh, oh… They’re hatching.

    They’re orphans…

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mungus Du is the superior yellow drink

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “end me”?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    furiously pressing button

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you insist

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like that diet rite is the only one that’s not a parody

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s because the existence of diet rite is parody enough itself

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  rare Pepe

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• carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i mean most of these are parodying the 2009 pepsi logo so idk

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