OldManBOMBIN

@OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I appreciate it :-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  On the bottom of it actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Cars Don't All Come With Dipsticks Anymore, Here's Why⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Just to fuck with people I’d put one on the blinkers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hit for shit either⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Daily certain this is a running backhand, in which case he is not missing the ball

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just bought 2 dozen for my sweatshop 👍👍👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimpposters begone!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too succulent for such a creature to have been involved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitter post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t think of any that Hank would say. Probably just toilet lol. Maybe throne?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitter post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking Hank Hill in a coat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨demon named racecar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People named “Grerg”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Home Depot tax at work!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong comment, but at the same time you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And you think YOUR job sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Compared to this? Yeah, it does.

  Compensation may be a little better, but the job itself is a bag of dicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A mirror. Or… Myself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always wanted to visit California

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Already did. There was a shit-ton of cat hair under my bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But also I think that singling out “our world” from “the world” is problematic and a major cause of many of the societal problems that we all face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What the other guy said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I were a nail, my head would be sore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A different perspective. I like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, ok, I don’t know what I did to make you attack me with logical philosophies like this but I’m sorry, Christ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost like the entire thing is some sort of scam to trick us into thinking that feelings of injustice is a sickness or something. Like someone somewhere would rather us just be okay with bad things happening around us to the point where they’d spend a significant amount of effort pushing pharmaceuticals and illicit substances to replace the chemicals we produce naturally when things are going well.

  I know that sounds crazy, but that’s just how it seems sometimes. It’s really weird.

  I mean, it’s not like they’re keeping track of people who have these disorders or anything.

  #LOOKS AT U.S. GOVERNMENT

  I mean, why would they do that?

  #LOOKS AT ALCATRAZ

  I’m sure it’s fine, haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds super healthy! :-D

  Can I give you money now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So does shitting in a hole in the ground.

  I don’t know what I mean by this; I just let the universe guide my fingers when I’m on here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diese Gemeinde ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even look at that part of the card, and was superbly confused for a moment. Even tried translating the words to see wtf you were talking about.

  I thought you were either being literal, or making some deep comment about, I dunno, resistance to learning a language and the weakness of my understanding or something. lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diese Gemeinde ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I think I’m going to have to unironically learn German, an angel appears. Danke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine just said, “You’re right, but thinking about it isn’t helping.”

  I countered with, “People not thinking about it is why we’re here.”

  They replied with, “Yeah, probably.”

  “So what do I do?”

  “What can one man do?”

  “That’s what I’m paying you for. What can I do?”

  “🤷‍♂️ Maybe stop listening to Democrats.”

  Fucking hate Kentucky.

  Also, I filed a complaint and didn’t go back; their practice is now closed, but I don’t know if it’s just because they moved to a different location or if they genuinely had to stop practicing. Haven’t really thought about it much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They break down faster than your shoe string and spread microplastics. Just my guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Android updates: thanks I hate it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh thank God. I’m probably going to update my Pixel soon and was worried

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, they’re right. It does sound really stupid