don
@don@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Where, indeed? 1 day ago:
Somewhere out there is Hercunt.
- Comment on suspicion 2 days ago:
turns out nobody was in my walls
me: 0 voices: 1
:-(
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 3 days ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Soup season 3 days ago:
It was a reference to a guy who has gone by the name ulillillia. He prefers pizza as his only dish and figured out that he could lose weight by wiping the grease off with paper towels.
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 4 days ago:
No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.
The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.
Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 4 days ago:
Poured his heart out, he did.
- Comment on Soup season 4 days ago:
Yep.
- Comment on Soup season 4 days ago:
Some neurodivergent guy with 5 L’s in his preferred name: “paper towels, bro. 😎”
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 4 days ago:
“Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)
- Comment on Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions 1 week ago:
Friend, that which makes a mockery is not the joke, because it creates the joke, which itself likely is not.
That which is made a mockery is the joke because it was made such by that which makes the mockery.
A thing or person can make of it/themself, but this doesn’t apply to your case.
In your case, Windows was made a mockery by Linux, thus Windows is a joke.
Also if you knew this was going to be misread, you could’ve edited your comment at any time to accurately reflect your meaning.
- Comment on What is this thing?! Oh... 1 week ago:
Wow that instantly solved it lol
- Comment on Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions 1 week ago:
Linux was a fucking joke
What
It’s not very deep
the
It’s still very much a project
fuck, over?
- Comment on Don't miss this Lunar event! 1 week ago:
FFS WHY TF DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME I HATE YOU ALL
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 1 week ago:
“beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?
- Comment on WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 1 week ago:
Glad to know I’m not the only one that instantly thought of that lol
- Comment on You're still talking about this? 1 week ago:
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM AND HIS GOLDEN FUCKING CANDY BAR TICKET SO YEAH WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE YOU INSOLENT WEEN
- Comment on Felt cute, might kill 4 people by radiation overdose later idk 🤪🤪 1 week ago:
Theriac + Saddam ship is not the kind of lore I ever expected to need
- Comment on Funerary Engineering 1 week ago:
“Oh shit, they’re still alive!”
(digs up safety coffin)
“Oh shit, we were really wrong! 🤮
- Comment on Typical 1 week ago:
You’re welcome!
- Comment on Typical 1 week ago:
Clickhole article, lol
- Comment on They were weak 1 week ago:
From the Spanish word cucaracha.
- Comment on "Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day 1 week ago:
Word up, homie.
- Comment on These pesky airbags 2 weeks ago:
Using an armed airbag as a pillow is certainly a thought of some kind.
- Comment on LGBTQ+ Americans consider move to Canada to escape Trump: ‘I’m afraid of living here’ 2 weeks ago:
“It sucks down there” is a hell of a euphemism for “the systematic and targeted eradication of LGBT+ community by American conservatives.”
I’m also gonna guess that the “consider” part of the headline probably includes the whole “planning and figuring out if and where we can go to in Canada, and where it’s not viable.”
“Shit’s expensive up here” doesn’t really stand up to “we’re afraid for our very lives down here”.
- Comment on If orange Hitler is going to post AI images of him being a "hero", it seems only right to counterpoint his images with images of him bukkake'd by minorities, acting as a human toilet, etc. 2 weeks ago:
That’s an acceptable AI use case.
- Comment on Jajajaja 2 weeks ago:
Original JNCOs were too good to last. Best jeans I ever owned.
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
[APPLAUSE]
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
My spring rolls, my choice.
- Comment on Sir? 2 weeks ago:
Officer, this is a book store, and you’re taking to a book of positive affirmations.