don

@don@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They won the knowledge fight ⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google: 'Your $1000 phone needs our permission to install apps now'". Android users are screwed - Louis Rossmann⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  lol the pinned comment on this video is

  “Ok, so what do i switch to now? I refuse apple. So what do i have to chose from?”,

  and Louis’ reply is “nothing”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finish the story, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What other shape would a penguin come in?

  An oloid, the only shape nature has ever intending them to be in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you fucking kidding me??⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You posted all that and yet decided “with respect to” was just a bit too much effort to fully express, and then couldn’t even be bothered to proofread your shit and realize “w.r.t” is missing the last period. Hate yourself into extinction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta Smash⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I get the impression that things accelerated to the velocities required by CERN that then collide with each other tend not to leave much of anything behind but fundamental particles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are stardust.⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “I am the waking universe looking back at itself.”

  The waking universe: huh, no floaters this time. (flush)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful what you wish for⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well ofc you don’t see it, you forgot the mask, the most important part! It’s right behind you, go on now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usernames are very personal ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They won the knowledge fight ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you hadn’t been messing with the frogs, OP, you wouldn’t have gotten corrected like that. Now apologize to the frogs and stop worrying about others’ sexuality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  May ‘06.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The other kind of crab⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Woo! Rave time! 🪩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laser ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  His problem is how he’s gonna make it through the laser field when he’s at least twice the size of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love a good fractal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Obligatory mention of GNU:

  GNU’s

  Not

  Unix!

  And if one’s adventurous, GNU HURD <—> HIRD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alguien ha pagado WinRAR?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo that’s pretty fuckin rad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Drinking water while chewing cinnamon-flavored gum will induce a localized Finnish-approved sauna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard that myth before, never see any evidence in favor of it, not that I can be arsed to look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i am ALL far-left extremist on this blessed day :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s the plan?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s super effective!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s the plan?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Irish exit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Had to stop snorting holopeve, shit destroyed my sinuses goddamn worth it tho, for sure now I mainline that shit fuck yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ponder not the Demoncore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *physicists about to get massive radiation poisoning after a cowboy slips his tip.

  FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think of the shareholders!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for pointing that out. That said, I sure wouldn’t mind being among the dinosaurs within the immediate blast radius of the impact point. Like sitting on top of a detonating thermonuclear device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know why this weird CD won't fit in my CD drive?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Put it back into its CD drive, the one on the table that you took apart for no reason at all, and it’ll work a treat, I promise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elden Ring on Switch 2 Is a Disaster in Handheld Mode - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a soulsbourne game, that’s its whole point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honkwiching⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  on tha rizzeals homeslice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honkwiching⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Kinda fucked”?! How to tell me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching without telling me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching.

  Be for real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a man?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a minute, sorry, I’m gathering all the aspersions I have to cast at you. Shouldn’t be much longer, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have tomorrow off :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why, that’s min none other than Mr. Gutsy! 🤖 Our worthless hides are his!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me 20 seconds longer than it should’ve, but I’m mildly annoyed to announce that this joke is not a complete loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure.