don

@don@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WAKE UP, SHEEPLE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New South Korean law will turn large parking lots into solar power farms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Based South Korea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Mar-a-Lago face⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could drop all the acid in the world and still not come up with a take this fucking deranged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Norm!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baseball⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha right you are!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baseball⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.

  You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.

  Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.

  your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’ll really bake your noodle later on is the wax is made from honey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it’s right there in the name: beeswax, its own word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google maps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oopsie Daisy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plutonium Uranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sora AI Slop is here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harsh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to turn purple and remove your arms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. That others can absolutely baffles me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hwaaaat?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not content with shooting themselves in one foot, they go for the other. Knees are next, for those wondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FlatEarthers will work around it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cast your spell on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

  “Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this what experts generally refer to as the “Fucking Around” phase?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this guy playing video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course I do! That’s Dolph Fucking Lundgren! 🤘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it’s just that sometimes I get the feelin’ she’s watchin’ over me and other times I feel like I should go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you see a marching band?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rockin the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wombat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chef’s hat:

  Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good one!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re correct, that’s him.