Kit

@Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP whoever had to clean the bathroom between his trips to the buffet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favorite 1000+ hour games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Final Fantasy XI. I’m almost exactly 1,000 hours into it, and only halfway through the storyline. I haven’t even touched end-game content. I’m playing on a free private server called HorizonXI that is well-populated and feels more like the game when it came out versus the modern day solo experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe prehistoric cave paintings were actually the worst paintings of their time, because bad artists were forced to practice in caves where no one could see them.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How is this not a meme yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been focusing hard on my job, and received feedback from a C Suite Exec this week that he is impressed with my professionalism and interpersonal abilities, especially when meeting with other execs or company lawyers. He even has started coming directly to me because, quote, “Shit gets done when you’re involved.” This is huge to me because I’m impossibly awkward in social circles and mostly a shut-in neckbeard, but somehow it works for me at my job.

  I also received recognition in the form of a beautiful glass plaque from the CEO this year, and it feels amazing.

  I crawled my way up from homelessness to stability and now I’m rocking it at my job. Feels good man.

  I know it’s a bit taboo and perhaps unwise to put so much emphasis on your job, but it’s what brings me happiness because I’ve struggled and fought to get to where I am now. My success has afforded me a comfortable upper-middle-class life and I’m still kind of shocked that it all came to fruition. Went from sleeping under the underpass to a penthouse condo in less than two decades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah, the zoo is awesome. Thanks for the neat pics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biology bake night!!!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A rat hitting a bong under the full moon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the emperor⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Regent Cid Fabool IX

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To deter predators...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought this meme said “balls cold”. Am I losing it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘It should not taste marine-like’: Would you eat a burger made from processed sea squirts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure I’d try it. I’m a fatass who will eat anything tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft stealthily installs Windows 10 update to nag you to upgrade to Windows 11 – and not for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Come to think of it, I think that’s why I never updated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft stealthily installs Windows 10 update to nag you to upgrade to Windows 11 – and not for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Other than Copilot, what does Windows 11 do worse than 10? I havent tried it yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the argument for making poor/working class folks shoulder the burden of taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something I never see mentioned is the risk of “brain drain”. If you tax the rich too heavily, there’s a possibility that they’ll just move to another country with lower taxes, taking their companies (and jobs) with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not allowed to work from home⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many IT jobs require an on-call rotation. Even when not on call, an SME can be called in an emergency. Time spent on call-outs typically either pays overtime or gives comp time. The infrastructure has to keep running, that’s just how it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is my reaction weird?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can guys get a boner on purpose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What websites still feel like the old internet?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  4-ch.net (not to be confused with 4chan) is a 90s BBS that is still online and occasionally active. It’s neat to see posts from the 90s still on the front page.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lore Of Disturbing Human-Pokémon Relationships & Hybrid Offspring Come To Light In Recent Game Freak Leaks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet Archive hacked, data breach impacts 31 million users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cloud infrastructure is great for this. You don’t need your own data center when you can just rent space on a farm. As a bonus, it’s less work for the IT team who no longer have to deal with server hardware upkeep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Condos! Best of both worlds. Especially in a dense city, a standalone house isn’t really feasible when you can fit 8+ families into the same lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh fuck the commercial real estate market. Turn all the buildings into micro apartments or tear them down and install fields of solar panels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck would any office worker whose job is 100% on a computer need to be in an office? I don’t understand why companies want to pay for all of that electricity and real estate just to make people sit in cubicles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its a lot easier these looking at a beautiful person these days and not feeling a bit of jealousy know there is a decent chance they would vote for fascism.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That does not sound like an anxiety attack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's Board is Launching an Investigation Into The Company Struggles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget AGILE. That should solve all of their problems, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do ribbed condoms feel better than smooth during anal?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I prefer the ultra thins. Anything else really doesn’t feel differently on the receiving end, even the ridged ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women in STEM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shout out to the bad bitch Margaret Hamilton who was a coder for the Apollo 11 mission. She was a huge inspiration to me as a kid and they made a Lego set that included her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A rare polar bear showed up on the shores of Iceland. Police shot it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t have Harambe 2.0 on my 2024 Bingo Card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Swapper; A neat little puzzle game from the mid 2010's, which was just yesterday and definitely not 10 years ago.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way it’s really been 10 years, right? This game just came out. ;_;

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mark⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Interloper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Science of Storytelling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A game where a tower of rectangular blocks are stacked, and players take turns trying to remove one block at a time without toppling the tower.