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• Chisav@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The thumb. No person would hold that like that. And look at Nutrition facts.

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• Chisav@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ai still has trouble with hands.

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  • LyD@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with the hands?

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• FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this looks slopped / i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few slops in my time.

    I can’t believe they stole the work of the hard working Flaming Anus artists in order to AI generate a bite mark into it and claim their place in the c/lemmyshitpost hall of fame. smhing my head.

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    /s (maybe google for 3 seconds before trying to start an AI witchhunt.)

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  • floppybiscuits@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The bar is full of “nutrittton” how could it be AI? 😂

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    • SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It says “nutrition”, but the quality of the photo makes the dot of the i’s blend to the body. But there are only three vertical lines (representing “iti”).

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Text is way too legible to be AI, unless it’s heavily edited AI.

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• muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, do mice like chocolate? Can they eat chocolate? Or is this one of those the-dog-will-shit-itself-to-death things?

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the dog thing. Chocolate can be toxic for them.

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    • CaptKoala@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gonna be a fuckin painful exit for this mouse it seems.

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• racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WTH is this pic?

  Who holds a chocolate bar like that?

  Who would have such a piece of finger nail?

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  • SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Judging by his fingernails being so dirty, I’m guessing he’s a tradesperson. Tradespeople tend to damage/chip/break nails. As for the odd thumb position, I’m guessing he initially was holding it looking at the back, and turned his hand to show the front a bit for the photo, leading to the awkward thumb position.

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • cannon_annon88@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It really doesn’t though

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not eating any food that advertises what it will do to your asshole. We’re adults here, you can just say it’s hot. You don’t have to say “We are very proud of the way our product will absolutely Sept 11th the hole you shit from.” It’s not necessary to bring my asshole into this.

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok but what about a soothing breeze anus chocolate bar?

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Citrus kiss

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do I eat it or just shove it right up there?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    well 9/11 was an inside job

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    • NutWrench@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Caused by gut flora

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Might be more of a Deepwater Horizon situation?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never understood sweets with spiciness added. It just ruins the whole experience for me. Spicy on savoury foods is fine but not on primarily sweet ones.

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  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lot of Asian foods are spicy/sweet; it is great.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but are they spicy sweets/desserts?

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  • Ifera@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly, thst is very subjective. I love tamarind and pepper candy, vanilla ice cream with spicy chips, and honey plus roasted chillies marinade for pork.

    And I say this as someone who is not into spicy food, there are a few combinations out there, where the sweet and spicy mix actually work great for a snack.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good for you.

      I do like spicy food in fact but spicy sweets were always offputing to me.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve tried a few mild chilli chocolates and they’ve been pretty good. Not too sweet though, actual chocolates.

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  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sweetness increases your tolerance for heat. The Scoville unit basically tells you how much sugar water it takes to mask the spiciness.

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    • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What?

      Scoville is exactly how much water it takes to neutralize the capsaicin until you can’t detect it.

      Which as different people have different tolerance it’s really not a precise method, and prone to mixed results for individuals.

      It has nothing to do with sugar. Most people find sugar intensifies capsaicin

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Agree with slight exception: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Pepperoni on pizza. Just the right amount of sweet, spicy, and salty on the savory base. Shit slaps.

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    • halferect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Add goat cheese to that and it’s the best pizza

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That could work. But it is as I said not primarily meant tobe sweet.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno. I like my chili flavoured candy.

    Beside, wasn’t chocolate traditionally eaten with chili by the natives? Or was it a spicy coco drink…?

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    • EchoCranium@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll occasionally make up coffee in the morning with chocolate, cinnamon, and a few shakes of cayenne pepper. Coffee shop I went to once did the same thing, called it an Aztec Mocha. Very good.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chili flavored? ewww. Cinnamon flavored? Oh yeah! Turn that spicy up!

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    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chocolate isn’t sweet, it’s bitter. You have to add a lot of sugar to get the sweet chocolate we’re familiar with. The Mayan and Aztec versions of hot chocolate were more like a spicy coffee than the sweet drink we have now.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This variety is for the challenge of it, not the enjoyment of eating it.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well this one is but many are not.

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  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s amazing how all humans are different.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m the “spicy guy” of my circle of people I know, so I always get brought in the challenge things and hottest x to try. Had the gummies and jerky, and beer, and all sorts of things. The chip has been the only one that I’d actually say was hot. Mouth was fine, but it made my stomach hurt for like 10 minutes.

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    • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are worse experiences.

      One Chip challenge was no big deal to me. 9M Scoville Lil Nitro Gummy was much hotter but I did it without regret. 16M Scoville CaJohns Trouble Bubble bubble gum felt like it was roughly the same heat as the gummy. I completed the challenge blowing a bubble, but soon after started puking lava. There was regret. 😄

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    • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

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• JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, like all mammals, mice can taste the capsaicin and it’ll burn.

    On a side note i have pet parrots and they have no receptors to register the capsaicin so those fuckers will sit there eating raw jalapeño and little red Thai peppers like it’s candy, they love the seeds. Then they come over later and give me spicy kisses

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  • chetradley@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dogs and cats can definitely perceive spiciness from capsaicin. Are you maybe thinking about birds? They cannot.

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    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All I’m thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it’s one of the funniest images I’ve ever conceived.

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    • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … that might actually be a … rather inhumane, but ‘effective’ form of pest control for mice.

  I… did not know that anyone made fucking ghost pepper grade chocolate, but yeah, that would lure in and then potentiall kill, if not seriously injure or at least dissuade mice.

  Its like sugar + borax for ants and such, sheesh.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No one does. It isn’t a 2.2 million shu chocolate bar. It just has a very small amount of Carolina reaper pepper as an ingredient in the bar. Most of those hot sauces with goofy names are the same way. “Satan’s lBunghole made with 6,000,000 pepper extract” Yeah. Made with like a drop of extract so the sauce is more like 200,000 scoville.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok, that makes much more sense.

      I can handle a decent bit of spice, been to a good number of hole in the wall, pretty authentic restaurants of many different kinds of cuisine from many places… but I can’t handle an insane amount of it, I don’t know the actual scolville (sp?, shus apparently?) ratings …

      But yeah, that makes much more sense that its mostly marketing bs.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dissuade “fuck this shit I am moving from this house”

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mouse Yelp Review:

      Walls: 4/5

      • roomy, yet also cozy!

      Climate Control: 3/5

      • gotta stick near the right pipes in peak summer/winter

      Catering: 0/5

      • actual sadistic death trap food, the ‘complimentary’ continental breakfast looks great, but will disembowel you.

      Overall: 2/5

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s how California fires get started.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some products like this should be required to have dangerous chemical signs on them.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s advertising bs. The chocolate isn’t that hot. It isn’t 2.2 million scoville. It had a tiny amount of 2.2 million scoville pepper mixed into the chocolate. That pepper is dead last on the ingredients list. You’d have a harder time eating half a habanero.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think that the mouse would have understood them.

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    • npdean@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When the first spasms hit.
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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why does that look like Mickey is busting a nut?

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• Sprinklelicious@feddit.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of those things you buy but never to actually eat. I remember my brother bought me a beer that was made using yeast originally cultured from beard hairs belonging to the master Brewmaster (I believe rouge brewery made it). Could never bring myself to drink it. Sat in my shelf for years as more of a keep sake.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those bars are fine to eat, though. Spicy chocolate tastes good and the 2.2 million advertising is BS. They contain a tiny amount of pepper from 2 million+ scoville Carolina reaper peppers. Diluted down as the last ingredient in the chocolate bar makes it way, way, lower.

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    • Sprinklelicious@feddit.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True true. This isn't pure form. I probably would still avoid it myself, while I do like hot things, I have the worst luck so I'd somehow get the one they "accidentally" made 2.2 million Scoville lol.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then there’s the polish beer, made from yeast culture from a couple of models kootchies.

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    • addie@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, I didn’t realise Amouranth was Polish. Every day is a school day.

      shunbeer.com/article/where-to-buy-amouranth-beer

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fuckin gross

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  • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beard beer! Yeah, rogue was definitely playing with things at the time (remember voodoo donut?). Gotta keep in mind this brewer had been brewing in a yeast laden environment for many years.

    I feel like I remember reading white labs sampled it and found it was a combo of several of their strains.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They also had that one whose yeast had been to space. Way they hell overpriced and not very good.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah… this is worse than my sister buying me candy with ants…

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    • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some ants are actually pretty good. There are green tree cutter ants that are an awesome sour snack.

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    • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where would that be a legal tender?

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• cannon_annon88@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, that mouse is dead.

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• Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  iirc mice don’t have the same response to capsaicin as humans - they can taste it, and don’t particularly like the taste, but it doesn’t cause them pain like it does in humans?

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Much as I love spicy foods/hot sauce, this weapons grade shit is just silly.

  I once signed a waiver to purchase a spicy chicken sandwich and will never do so again.

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