JokeDeity

@JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify to raise prices in September⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t even imagine paying for it to begin with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meth addict.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t tell if meth addict or rage bot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do that and I do still have a lot of music from that time on my computer, but somewhere along the line I stopped downloading music and just started listening to it on YouTube whenever I thought of something in particular.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐀🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who let the Trumper in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally I could never get into the whole Spotify and Pandora thing. I want to listen to what I want to listen to and when I want to listen to it, without ridiculous restrictions and rules. YouTube has honestly been the far better choice for music for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein puts my morality into perspective⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re just finding out maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I’m on Lemmy someone scoffs at many times the most I’ve ever made in a year. I make about 30-35k a year. 😂