Who the duck drinks coffee while eating pasta
Deserved honestly
Submitted 3 months ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 months ago
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
bestagon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’d probably guess the Italians
Mok98@feddit.it 3 months ago
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
Etterra@discuss.online 3 months ago
My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
BillyCrystalMeth@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?
WereCat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Coffee messes with iron absorption.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Me, 5 minutes ago
affiliate@lemmy.world 3 months ago
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 3 months ago
I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
You’ve got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Doesn’t say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
is this real
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yes it’s taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I mean, it’s usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren’t real.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 months ago
what is real if our eyes can’t see how magnets work?
Lexam@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
474D@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Lexam@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
_lilith@lemmy.world 3 months ago
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe 3 months ago
I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 months ago
a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Out out, brief candle!
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 3 months ago
That definitely happened
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man’s luncheon. I believe it.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Don’t fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like
NOPE
and bailed
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Nah touching someone’s food is weird.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I think you need to learn how to flirt
brown_guy45@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
By touching his food?
Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.
Shayeta@feddit.org 3 months ago
Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.
Kurious84@eviltoast.org 3 months ago
Reheated McDonald’s??
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Man, I wouldn’t even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I’ve heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it’s disgusting.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich
Matty_r@programming.dev 3 months ago
Reheated maccas is absolutely foul
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Rolled a 20 on intimidate.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
Lexam@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.