Who the duck drinks coffee while eating pasta
Deserved honestly
Submitted 5 weeks ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
bestagon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’d probably guess the Italians
Mok98@feddit.it 5 weeks ago
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
BillyCrystalMeth@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?
WereCat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Coffee messes with iron absorption.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
Me, 5 minutes ago
affiliate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
You’ve got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Doesn’t say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
is this real
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yes it’s taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I mean, it’s usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren’t real.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
what is real if our eyes can’t see how magnets work?
Lexam@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
474D@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Lexam@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
_lilith@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe 5 weeks ago
I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Out out, brief candle!
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
That definitely happened
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man’s luncheon. I believe it.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Don’t fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like
NOPE
and bailed
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Nah touching someone’s food is weird.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think you need to learn how to flirt
brown_guy45@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
By touching his food?
Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.
Shayeta@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.
Kurious84@eviltoast.org 5 weeks ago
Reheated McDonald’s??
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Man, I wouldn’t even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I’ve heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it’s disgusting.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich
Matty_r@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Reheated maccas is absolutely foul
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Rolled a 20 on intimidate.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
Lexam@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.