Deserved honestly

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• Kurious84@eviltoast.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Reheated McDonald’s??

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rolled a 20 on intimidate.

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• Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄

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  • Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who the duck drinks coffee while eating pasta

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.

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    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No tea? No tomato juice?

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.

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    • BillyCrystalMeth@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break

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  • bestagon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d probably guess the Italians

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    • Mok98@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They drink espresso

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me, 5 minutes ago

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coffee messes with iron absorption.

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.

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• tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’ve got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.

    Pro move but it can be done

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This guy sips and smashes!

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  a brief coworker

  COWER BRIEF MORTALS

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Out out, brief candle!

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess

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    • Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.

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    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now thats insanity

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  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.

    The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too

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    • insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.

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• Part4@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Smashburger

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• burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That definitely happened

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man’s luncheon. I believe it.

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like

  NOPE

  and bailed

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  • Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah touching someone’s food is weird.

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    • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.

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    • zeca@lemmy.eco.br ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For some people it is

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  • brown_guy45@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    By touching his food?

    Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.

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  • ajmaxwell@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think you need to learn how to flirt

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  • Shayeta@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.

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