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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wel, every single human who breathes Oxygen dies eventually. Just saying.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a decent hypothesis, but you’ll never gather enough data to convince the naysayers.

      “The results just aren’t in yet, look at all the people alive”

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      • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        fair. I guess only history remains to prove me right.

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    • pocker_machine@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So to not die, we just need to stop breathing !

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pure oxygen is actually toxic for humans, leading to hyperoxia. People who breath pure oxygen such as scuba divers need specific training.

    Oxygen toxicity - Wikipedia - en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity

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    • Shayeta@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      hyper - meaning high, ox - meaning the animal Ox, -ia - meaning presence in blood.

      High ox presence in blood.

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  • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always think this when I see those annoying posts about diet coke dissolving screws.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oxygen will burn you, that’s why we dilute it with nitrogen

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life is a game of burning but trying to do it slowly.

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  • CptOblivius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Our lives are a balance between needing oxygen and preventing oxidation damage. We have several enzymes that constantly reduce radicals and chemicals caused by oxidation. So yes oxygen is continuously damaging us. And will eventually win.

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  • KingCake_Baby@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    70-80+ years exposure to this stuff is lethal

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% of people exposed to oxygen die.

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  • Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait until you read about Dihydrogen Monoxide. Everyone who has ever been exposed to it has died.

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    • xav@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a whole website dedicated to raising awareness of its danger : www.dhmo.org

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      • Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The funny (and scary) thing is how many conspiracy theorists will not get the joke or realize it’s water.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait till you hear about this greek curse called gravity.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, oxygen is the most aggressive oxidator, to the point we named the process after it.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      F you.

      spoiler

      Brought to you by the highest oxidation gang.

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And if you meet flourine out on the wild, you will be F’ed.

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine what it can do to software

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    • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It can document it!

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    • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those damn electrons!

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  • Maeve@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Antioxidants exist.

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great now I’m gonna stop breathing.

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve currently been reducing my oxygen intake. My wife keeps telling me it’s impossible and my doc says I’ll supposedly die, but they’re just hating on my progress.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is a valid athletic technique. Usually achieved by training at altitude.

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Doesn’t it only work if you then return to a lower altitude? I wonder how long the benefits last for.

        Now that I think about it, I don’t actually know how this even works. Well I know what I’m going to go read about next.

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    • popjam@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Big O lackeys are everywhere. They want to keep you alive so they can sell you more O.

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    • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got my oxygen intake down to single digits! My family wasn’t supportive however and got me a new pair of lungs, haters

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  • chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol obviously. Thanks!

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you see what oxygen did to the Hindenburg? I’m not going to let that happen to me. Say no to big oxygen!

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you ever seen asbestos catch fire? Me neither. So it’s your choice what you’d prefer breathing in.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Delicious fluorine for me please

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you heard about the dangers of dihydrogenoxide?

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  • collimated_thought@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Statistically speaking, for humans, breathing oxygen does eventually have a 100% fatality rate.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look at what it did for the Linux kernel too.

    Tap for spoiler

    Ssshhh. It made it better

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OOTL? 🥺👉👈

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      • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Rust programming language

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why I chainsmoke constantly, I have to protect my lungs from oxidation.

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you train your legs and arms and back, but when i train my lungs im told smoking isnt allowed in the restaurant 🙄

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      • camelbeard@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah restaurants can de pretty shitty, I have been told the same when I do my prostate cancer prevention exercises.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why I feed blueberries to my chains

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It makes my blood run blue just thinking about it

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  • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget, water is only one atom in it’s molecular composition away from rocket fuel

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or an extremely deadly poison. Or an explosive, flammable gas.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can combat dangerous oxygen with black smoke from burning oil.

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  • enkille@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    if you haven’t heard of air, it’s an invisible blend of gases so addictive, we suffer fatal withdrawal symptoms within minutes of our supply being cut off

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  • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxidation_Event

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To sum up - because I taught this to a kid yesterday - for a period, life photosynthesized and oxygen was toxic to most living things. There were large growths of photosynthetic Cyanobacteria that pumped the air full of oxygen. Living things at the time (like, bacteria and microbes, nowhere near vertebrates) couldn’t handle all the O2 and died.

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  • 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone else stopped breathing here?

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ever breathe oxygen, son?
      Good, don’t start. Me, I’m hooked!

      -Muddy Mudskipper

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unrelated but the bottom navbar in that screenshot makes me long for the Alien Blue days of Reddit. I also just miss that iOS design (along with the OS X Mavericks design)

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dude, I just had to use an old Mac with OS10.11 on it (I know not that old) to recover a laptop in target disk mode.

        It still has the widgets!

        I miss the widgets.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The ‘Death Breathers’ thing is a primary plot point/story device of the ludicrous, over the top, MARS ATTACKS! from 1996.

        Just any case anyone hasn't seen it and wants to avoid spoilers, don't open this

        Basically, it barely makes any actual sense, and… thats part of the point, to be a parody of how stupid 50s schlock alien movies were… The Martians only breathe Nitrogen, and seem to asphyxiate if their helmets and pressure suits are removed or comprimised. This makes no fucking sense whatsoever for multiple reasons: Nitrogen is much, much less chemically reactive than Oxygen, and it seems quite unlikely that any kind of Nitrogen based metabolism could evolve basically anywhere, in any organic being, because of this… Earth’s atmosphere is like… ~70% Nitrogen. Do… they… need literally 100% Nitrogen? It… doesn’t seem like the oxygen in the atmosphere is like… causing them to internally combust/melt the way say mustard gas, chlorine gas, makes a human melt from the inside out, by nature of being way way way more chemically reactive than oxygen. What they do is act like … they’re asphyxiating, they gasp for air, not cough and vomit, eyes watering and burning/melting the way mustard gas fucks up people. Also, at one point, a ludicrouslt disguised as a human, martian… is able to go undercover, with no protective pressure suit… because they have… chewing gum, that… releases nitrogen. Again, if oxygen had a similar effect on them as chlorine gas has on us… this disguised martian should… still be basically burning/melting from being exposed to all the oxygen, and thats overlooking the ludicrousness of… nitrogen releasing chewing gum

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      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the exact theme of many stories on r/HFY

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      • Efflixi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are quite a few sci-fi stories and short stories built on a similar concept. One of my favorites is an alien ship lands on a random farm in the US and (leaving a lot of details out, read the book!) it comes to light that the aliens normally live at insanely hot temperatures like 900F (480C) and consider Earth and “Ice World” (that’s also the name of the book). Anyway, one of the catches in the book is that farmer figures out the alien wants to trade (again skipping a lot of details) but all he has on him that he can give up is a cigarette (the farmer doesn’t know it’s super hot inside the ship). He does the trade and we later find out that most of the galaxy is INSANELY vulnerable to being 100% completely utterly addicted to nicotine. When the alien took in the cigarette it instantly vaporized and sent the nicotine into the air and they breathed it and became instantly addicted worse than any opiod addiction IRL.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You think that’s bad, wait until you hear about dihydrogen monoxide!

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    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!

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    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Took me some time

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More information about this dangerous chemical: dhmo.org/facts.html

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