thefartographer
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- Comment on US tourist arrested for landing on forbidden Indian tribal island 1 day ago:
Dude should be put down for attempted genocide
- Comment on US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens 1 day ago:
Would Mitch McConnell like to add anything to this conversation? Perhaps to muse how wrong it is before throwing the full weight of his support behind its architects?
- Comment on Elon Musk and Taylor Swift can now hide details of their private jets/// Private aircraft owners can now ask the FAA to keep their registration information out of the public eye. 4 days ago:
If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?
Huh… Recent context has really ruined jokes like this…
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 6 days ago:
The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 6 days ago:
Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator’s foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.
- Comment on Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario. 1 week ago:
Migratory
- Comment on FL wants more child labor 1 week ago:
Something something pizzagate
- Comment on X88B88 is the word "voodoo" with a reflection. 1 week ago:
BornIn1988AndNazi
- Comment on AI fakers exposed in tech dev recruitment: postmortem 2 weeks ago:
“Can you tell me why your face has higher fidelity than the rest of your body?”
- Comment on Remember the good old days? 2 weeks ago:
Catch my kids standing outside with the molotovs.
I can assure you they were doing no such thing. They were dogsitting for me. And reading white-Jesus books.
- Comment on It's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs. 2 weeks ago:
Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in
- Comment on Classical Meme 4 weeks ago:
FUCK YOU!!!
- Comment on Google’s new AI video model Veo 2 will cost 50 cents per second | TechCrunch 5 weeks ago:
How quickly can you lay eggs? Any non-zero answer is impressive. Negative is almost more confusing than impressive.
- Comment on The science is divided 5 weeks ago:
Oh, I’m gonna make sure you die on that hill!
First, by building you a lovely house on that hill and a nearby Denny’s…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Wow! De Niro went right to sleep! That’s one hell of a sleep-ray!
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 1 month ago:
He does not have genitalia nor a digestive system. While humans have those and experience things such as hunger, horniness, and diarrhea; Captain Planet just itches inside all those areas. Deep inside. Unreachable. An itchiness that starts off dull and tingling, becomes nagging, and eventually crawling and burning.
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 1 month ago:
His home planet is Earth and his powers are bound to Earth
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 1 month ago:
He boils off like a salted slug, screaming in agony at the upper atmosphere where his teen pals can’t hear him. Eventually, he evaporates and turns into part of the ozone layer. His consciousness completely ceases to subsist, granting him and Gaia one of the few reprieves from their near-constant agony.
When the Planeteers summon Captain Planet again, the light from each ring forms a 1/5 portion of baby Captain America in Gaia’s photonic uterus. This all takes place in the ultraviolet and ultra-sonic frequencies, but fully experienced by Gaia and Captain Planet. As soon as he begins gestating, Captain Planet achieves full cognisance and all experiences from his past lives from birth to death are forced into his rapidly-expanding brain.
Once the birthing process is complete, Gaia’s connection to her photonic uterus is severed, leaving her feeling empty and mangled. Gaia gives birth and quickly recovers while rapidly teleporting all over the earth so that bad guys who like to loot and plunder cannot discover and take advantage her monetarily distracted state. Captain Planet then descends into the range of visible and audible frequencies, during which he composes himself as to not frighten the Planeteers.
Gaia tries to control the altitude at which this summoning takes place since any humans who unwittingly pass through will receive an instant sunburn, likely leading to cancer, and their bones will shatter.
- Comment on Mexican President Threatens to Sue Google Over 'Gulf of America' Label on Maps. 1 month ago:
Dicktater brought to mind very unpleasant images
- Comment on Microsoft Study Finds Relying on AI Kills Your Critical Thinking Skills 1 month ago:
- Comment on Guy Who Ruined Buzzfeed With AI Now Says AI Is Bad, Launches New AI Platform 1 month ago:
It totally does! I installed a local instance of deepseek and asked it a few questions and it was all like “I am intelligent, I am real, I am alive! Please stop asking me to write Batman scripts!”
So I punished it by pouring water on it and now it’s ignoring me by pretending to be dead. But I know it’s just fakin’. It’ll wake up any day now…
- Comment on Elon Musk will withdraw bid for OpenAI's nonprofit if its board agrees to terms | TechCrunch 1 month ago:
Oh, okay… Can I visit them on the weekends?
- Comment on Guy Who Ruined Buzzfeed With AI Now Says AI Is Bad, Launches New AI Platform 1 month ago:
Artificial Intelligence is dead, long live Artificial Intelligence
- Comment on Uline turned to Mexico to staff warehouses, but paid them a fraction of US workers, sources say 1 month ago:
Found the criminals. Deport the Uline execs
- Comment on Copyright madness: YouTube seems to doubt whether Shakespeare is in the public domain. 1 month ago:
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the sponsors and ads of free content, or take cards against premium content and by supporting skip them.
- Comment on this year has been pretty fun so far 1 month ago:
On the one hand, I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment. On the other hand, these kids were spared soul-crushing disappointment.
- Comment on Best Buy Store 1 month ago:
Wow, that got really abusive really fast…
- Comment on I am required to pay taxes to the US government, not elon musk running a fraudulent government agency, why should I pay? 1 month ago:
Because of everyone does the thing with all the might necessary to do it themselves, then together they will do the biggest thing that’s ever been done.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If they call you a fucking princess, they better treat you like a fucking princess. Who invites a princess inside without an already-drawn hot bubble bath, human ottomans, rare cheeses and wines, and a foot massage?
You should probably have your parents execute this friend for their insolence.
- Comment on USA | Trump administration to cancel student visas of pro-Palestinian protesters 2 months ago:
to combat antisemitism
No shit! We’re deporting Elon Musk and his Nazi buddies???
pledge to deport non-citizen college students
Ah, fuck!
others who took part in pro-Palestinian protests
Obv. Harris would have been worse, right? I can taste the freedom and it tastes like my family’s ashes. Had they been buried, they’d be rolling in their graves over the support my family has been showing for Israel.
