I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol
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Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Asafum@feddit.nl 2 months ago
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
One armed people can’t consent.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s basic science.
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
They can only consent with three armed people
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Or 4 one-armed people
bizzle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rapists love using condoms I’m sure
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren’t pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a “statement.”
it’s like an OmegaMart product, basically.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.
kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Given how often cops test rape kits, I’m not sure it would matter :(
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Something tells me most rapists aren’t all that bright.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don’t really have to care.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is how you deal with penises that don’t first get consent
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.
jj4211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put them on a board for people using a thumbtack.
Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
What does a home circumcision kit have to do with this?
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Do rapists stop to put on condoms?
undefinedValue@programming.dev 2 months ago
Well know they won’t be able too…
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Machomp does
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
If by “powerful statement about consent” you mean bullshit marketing, sure.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU”
whimpers
“Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you.”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?
How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, “Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er!”
atlien51@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Marriage didn’t do much for consent 🤷
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I, for one, enjoy not living in a Puritan theocracy.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
People making choices for themselves doesn’t fit in your world view?
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wealth inequality is basically the only issue that matters. Every other problem stems from that.
D_C@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thurples?
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don’t get it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
M’choke
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 months ago
What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.
tonyn@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Wow, I haven’t heard that term in 30 years.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 months ago
You’re welcome, bucko.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a marketing stunt making a social statement. It’s weird to read the headline and immediately think of a blanket statement for all the women who had nothing to do with this, and who will never buy the limited edition novelty.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 months ago
This entire post + thread is cursed
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.
Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an “official” 90s event Mew though!
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
(Ignoring that it’s an art piece for a second)
As a man, you should always be the one who provides the condom. It is literally your last chance to opt out from pregnancy. If the woman isn’t comfortable with that, then go buy condoms together.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 months ago
Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bethany Hamilton is in shambles.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
She’s a transphobe, disappointingly:
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well that sucks.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
If he does they are tucked away
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope so
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
struggles to open
“screw this, I’ll do without”