HowAbt2morrow

@HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess I'm on the right track 😌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Try harder, bud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A true gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And the sheath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just stare at the picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Decent cock bro, I wasn’t even interested in the 3 naked ladies, which for scientific purposes I confirmed are not in the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rise and grind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to the dentist like a fucking dweeb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss off!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vibing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pandicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sub for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A cigarette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who knew decanters could be in funny shapes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or front of a pair of jeans or khaki slacks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats what physics are for⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hacking Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m overseas and can’t understand. Please ELI-OS&8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love it. It’s my favorite shot after than Yellow Fever vaccine. Amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone loves some good food;⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s some good eatin’ Finally a healthy glazed ham and the Boston cream donut is now a Boston Baked Beans donut? Me likey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me and Lisa have some things in common.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft shuts down email account of International Criminal Court chief prosecutor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My mans was using Hotmail?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bunnies love it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Daffy Duck has the li-th-p.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bunnies love it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I laugh so hard imagining a bunny saying “fuck you”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨butt mogged these zoomers today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me laugh and cannot lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai begins using Boston Dynamics humanoid robots at US factory⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll say sorry, but through our Tinder profiles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the pouring rain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US criticizes Germany for labeling AfD 'extremist'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And sponsored by Nike? Not adidas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone uses 4d chess as the example of more intense gambits when 3d chess should suffice because chess is a 2d game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, that’s how 5d(igits) chess is played.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone uses 4d chess as the example of more intense gambits when 3d chess should suffice because chess is a 2d game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over here doing 5d chess like Trump with the economy, immigration and water pressure. Basically playing myself because no one wants to follow along.