HowAbt2morrow

@HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨butt mogged these zoomers today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me laugh and cannot lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai begins using Boston Dynamics humanoid robots at US factory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll say sorry, but through our Tinder profiles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the pouring rain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US criticizes Germany for labeling AfD 'extremist'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And sponsored by Nike? Not adidas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone uses 4d chess as the example of more intense gambits when 3d chess should suffice because chess is a 2d game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, that’s how 5d(igits) chess is played.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone uses 4d chess as the example of more intense gambits when 3d chess should suffice because chess is a 2d game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over here doing 5d chess like Trump with the economy, immigration and water pressure. Basically playing myself because no one wants to follow along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Bionic Girl” Debuts New Wireless Hands That Even Work When Detached From the Main Prosthetic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'll be worth it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same question. And is there a Viagra dispenser too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never forget your first⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My first was the 5200 and my favorite game was Joust. Killing the pterodactyl was the highlight too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wii Homebrew Community "Built On Lies And Copyright Infringement"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue Thriller Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump 'thinks' Zelensky ready to give up Crimea to Russia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was in quotes, like I’d expects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Student’s stabbing rampage injures 3 in South Korea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn that’s a nice ass knife. It can’t be the actual weapon, can it!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Researchers Tattooed Tardigrades. They Promise It Will Be Useful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only use one for the rest of your life, which you choosing?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which of these is the Robertson, kind sir?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Visa Applications from Japan Now Require Disclosing Social Media History⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This space definitely doesn’t count as social media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Popsermeister?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait for it...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh? What? Not Some Fruit, Woman!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yooooo Where’s the NSFW flair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Circle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the force and the dark side and shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chinese chip giants say they don't care about U.S. tariffs — many don't sell to the U.S. anyway due to existing sanctions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the cat is definitely dead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The poop psa absolutely no one asked for⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bon appetite my non-bloody stool dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In One Colorado Town, People Experiencing Homelessness Can Sleep in Their Car — if They Have a Job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Police: you sleeping in your car. Unhoused dude: yup. Police: you gotta job! Unhoused dude: yup. Police: oh yeah? Where? Unhoused dude: right here, sir. I have a podcast. Police: I’ll be on my way.