Iron_Lynx
@Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 day ago:
From what I’ve gathered, it’s entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 day ago:
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 day ago:
Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”
Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"
context
Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.
- Comment on just beat it 1 week ago:
Next step: roll this out over the internet.
Actually, scratch that, that would make some teenage-run Discord servers become online Fight Clubs.
- Comment on Table service 1 week ago:
If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”
- Comment on we are not the same 1 week ago:
Throwing weapons only, and they’re all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.
- Comment on just beat it 1 week ago:
Nah. At that point it only looks stupid.
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 1 week ago:
This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? 😃
- Comment on Alternatively 1 week ago:
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 2 weeks ago:
On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 3 weeks ago:
Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Something something leopards eating faces
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 5 weeks ago:
This has the same energy as the observation that the most reliable way to get an answer on the internet is to post the wrong answer.
- Comment on Rest in peace 1 month ago:
In a similar context, yep
- Comment on Rest in peace 1 month ago:
Y’know, it does sound like something sweet to wish upon someone if it did not literally mean death. I can imagine someone who doesn’t have the linguistic & cultural connection with The West to wish something like that upon someone in a heartfelt manner.
- Comment on Math is amazing! 1 month ago:
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
- Comment on So true 1 month ago:
And probably a deep fried snack next to it.
- Comment on *dies of cringe* 1 month ago:
At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.
- Comment on *dies of cringe* 1 month ago:
There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.
- Comment on example of radical politics 2 months ago:
There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…
- Comment on Wait for it... 2 months ago:
You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 2 months ago:
These. Albeit in various colours.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 2 months ago:
Ooh, Pilot Frixion, I like those. I did not expect myself to ever be able to get excited about pens, yet here I am.
I love lending out Frixion Clickers out to my DnD friends and seeing them struggle with the click before they realise that the pocket clip is the thing that goes click.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 2 months ago:
I have already chosen. And the one that I have chosen for life is not in this set.
- Comment on Old photos in real life 2 months ago:
I’m sure the creator of the original photos can help you find some good Czech mating positions
- Comment on Is this green or blue? 3 months ago:
There.
</thread>Learn some colour vocabulary, my esteemed internet posters.
- Comment on xkcd #3050: Atom 4 months ago:
What’s weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute.
They almost have “mew” in the name, it’s like a kitten! 😻
- Comment on xkcd #3048: Suspension Bridge 4 months ago:
Would ride if it was a rollercoaster.
- Comment on Marge Sort 4 months ago:
If you want to zipper two sorted lists, you compare the first element of each list, pick that first, take the next element of that list, rinse & repeat until one list runs out and then just chuck the entire rest of the other list in the remaining space, even if that’s just one element. Since your two initial lists are already sorted, you can trust the combined list to also be sorted.
- Comment on AHHHHHHHHHHH 4 months ago:
Because inevitably, someone is gonna say it, I will take it upon myself to be that guy.
`*ahem*`...
x = 3
