wetbeardhairs
@wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder 12 hours ago:
The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.
- Comment on Perplexity offers to buy Google Chrome for $34.5 billion 20 hours ago:
I see you’re really enjoying those BIG BLACK DICK videos on GAY PORNHUB. Would you be interested in preventing me from sharing this knowledge? I only ask for 0.01BTC in payment to not inform everyone in your social circle of your PECULIAR TASTES IN PORNOGRAPHY. --perplexity
- Comment on Perplexity offers to buy Google Chrome for $34.5 billion 1 day ago:
Hmm I wonder how they intend to get 34 billion back from their investment?
- Comment on Data Brokers Are Hiding Their Opt-Out Pages From Google Search 1 day ago:
Do any of those databroker data deletion services actually work? Are they worth it?
- Comment on Stunning new data reveals 140% layoff spike in July, with almost half connected to AI and 'technological updates' 3 days ago:
AGI is gonna happen any minute now. Just like Tesla’s full self driving.
- Comment on Stunning new data reveals 140% layoff spike in July, with almost half connected to AI and 'technological updates' 4 days ago:
I mean - eventually they will. But how long can the CEOs hold off waiting for it?
- Comment on Microsoft no longer permits local Windows 10 accounts if you want Consumer Extended Security Updates — support beyond EOL requires a Microsoft Account link-up even if you pay $30 5 days ago:
Coincidentally I no longer support windows machines in my home.
- Comment on Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! 1 week ago:
She should really be using paper bags
- Comment on The struggle 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Like clockwork, Peacock is raising subscription prices again 3 weeks ago:
Then sell it on ebay. Used dvd box sets still go for ~80% of new.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 4 weeks ago:
The fun starts when you study quaternions
i^2 = j^2 = k^2 = ijk = −1 - Comment on Desert Ink Cap maybe? Found on my morning hike 4 weeks ago:
wanders in from c/all
So umm… are you gonna eat that?
- Comment on YSK that you can disable AI features on DuckDuckGo without cookies 4 weeks ago:
W3 schools has been around for a long time. Their html / css / js pages are really good. They get a pass.
I’m talking about the endless crap of SEO pages that have always been a problem but have gotten far, far worse lately. Also any of those awful coupon websites that quickly duplicate the tab and close the original so it breaks the back button history.
- Comment on YSK that you can disable AI features on DuckDuckGo without cookies 5 weeks ago:
I just want to be able to permanently blacklist certain sites.
- Comment on Mages be like 5 weeks ago:
It’s Ted Cruz’s last political novel narrated by himself! AHHH!
- Comment on Mages be like 5 weeks ago:
Now I can’t even put the book down and it is talking to me. This is the worst!
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 5 weeks ago:
When I have enough money and want to die, I’ll buy a bunch of burial plots next to one another and have them all excavated. My loved ones will paint a ring of color around each one. Then I’ll skydive with a squirrel suit on - red for 10 points, blue for 5 and white for 1. There’ll be a booky on site.
- Comment on Sleeping beauty bitcoin wallets wake up after 14 years to the tune of $2 billion 5 weeks ago:
Yeah that’s if you were to try to bruteforce the entire keyspace one key at a time. Nah. You’d look for sidechannel attacks which could reduce the keyspace by many orders of magnitude before starting.
- Comment on How does one become a clown? 5 weeks ago:
Honestly… go to renaissance festivals and ask the performers if they need help. You’ll get a (poorly) paying gig doing clowning-adjacent work that is seasonal.
- Comment on Blizzard cancels all new content for its tower defense mobile game Warcraft Rumble in light of recent heavy layoffs at parent company Microsoft. 5 weeks ago:
That game was fun up until you get to the point where it is pay to win. I got about a week of enjoyment out of it then immediately deleted it from my phone once I hit that point. Glad it’s dead.
- Comment on PewDiePie: I'm DONE with Google 1 month ago:
Nah - the english language is just full of ambiguities that people tend to understand through context or intonations from speaking that are lost in text
- Comment on PewDiePie: I'm DONE with Google 1 month ago:
… what?
- Comment on The Purge 1 month ago:
- Comment on The US House's CAO informed congressional staffers that WhatsApp is now banned on their government devices as the app is deemed “a high-risk to users” 1 month ago:
Yeah like basic communication and the general concept of democracy.
- Comment on Crosspost if you agree! 1 month ago:
What the fuck is a conker? Wrong answers only.
- Comment on Scientists discover promising new way to filter microplastics out of human body: 'The dose makes the poison' 1 month ago:
Oh good. I’m glad we can just let 3M give microplastics to children in Indonesia once we all decide to quit our pack a day habit. Plus it’ll be nice to not be asked by the hostess if we want to sit in the microplastics or non-microplastics section of the restaurant anymore.
- Comment on Scientists discover promising new way to filter microplastics out of human body: 'The dose makes the poison' 1 month ago:
It’s even better because you can pop in whatever fat you want. If you toss the salt in there while popping then it’ll evenly distribute across your popcorn as well.
- Comment on The Batpoon's First Appearance: was World's Finest Comics #9 (March, 1943). This is from World's Finest Comics #163 (December, 1966) 1 month ago:
No its a squirt gun he filled after working late with Batgirl
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 1 month ago:
Bummed about the lack of vomiting statue of liberty. I feel like I’d get some solid use of that in these times.
- Comment on Net.Attack() is a very unique take on survivor-like roguelikes with programming your abilities 1 month ago:
Hmm… could be either a fun take or a one trick pony.
I like roguelikes where you have to make difficult choices while only an inch from death. Vampire survivors was a bit too brainless for me to consider it a roguelike and that’s what they compare this against.
