wetbeardhairs
@wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Are foldable phones as good/bad as they say? 21 hours ago:
Wow… even a finger nail ruins that screen. Shamefully bad design decisions went into making those things if they’re THAT fragile.
- Comment on Alternatively 2 days ago:
Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.
- Comment on Alternatively 2 days ago:
Machomp does
- Comment on Facebook advertised a professional child kidnapping service to me 2 days ago:
One of my kid’s friends got sent to one of these camps. Luckily the parents chose not to have him kidnapped.
- Comment on Peak male form 2 days ago:
- Comment on Peak male form 2 days ago:
Oh nice new avatar
- Comment on Why Denmark is dumping Microsoft Office and Windows for LibreOffice and Linux 2 days ago:
All of the M$ office apps have premium features now too. Pay extra monthly and you can use python in excel. Pay extra monthly and Teams will… I dont even know because I closed that popup so fucking fast. FFS my company must pay M$ at least 7 figures a year - why are they trying to nickel and dime us?
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 3 days ago:
First one for when you havent showered for a day or so
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 3 days ago:
Yeah a lot of them really make you think they phoned it in.
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 3 days ago:
Pretty sure they’re all handmade and approved by someone at google.
- Comment on Android 16 is here 3 days ago:
Yeah now we’ve gotta use the pickle. Image
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 3 days ago:
It’s not ai generated… yet. Right now these are made and approved by google. That’s why you don’t see the eggplant, peach or gun.
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 3 days ago:
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- Comment on Android 16 is here 3 days ago:
Oh my god it is real!
- Comment on Apple just proved AI "reasoning" models like Claude, DeepSeek-R1, and o3-mini don't actually reason at all. 5 days ago:
Machine learning based pattern matching is indeed very useful and profitable when applied correctly. Identify (with confidence levels) features in data that would otherwise take an extremely well trained person. And even then it’s just for the cursory search that takes the longest before presenting the highest confidence candidate results to a person for evaluation.
And what we call “AI” right now is just a much much more user friendly version of pattern matching - the primary feature of LLMs is that they natively interact with plain language prompts.
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 5 days ago:
Only places that have those foggers have produce bags.
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 5 days ago:
OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.
- Comment on I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope. 5 days ago:
The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck
- Comment on What did Musk and Trump fall out over? 1 week ago:
No he just got lucky a few times. Then he flagrantly broke the law because he realized the SEC would never hold him accountable and that let him turn Tesla into the first memestock. That’s why he is megawealthy. Luck and fraud.
- Comment on What did Musk and Trump fall out over? 1 week ago:
Yeah I really hope he goes after Vought and the truly evil people next. It’d be glorious to watch them all fight and get ripped apart so they can’t harm anyone else.
- Comment on What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews. 1 week ago:
possedong
I’d like to know how your autocorrect learned this word
- Comment on Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven! 2 weeks ago:
There are those weird flat airport escalators to Nirvana, though.
- Comment on I think we've all been there. 2 weeks ago:
I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 2 weeks ago:
And we will let you because no one cares.
Hey look Neatnit’s corpse is getting eaten by birds. Well… they’ve got to eat something. What was it he died for again?
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but all of the other Wall-Es were left broken by a mandatory Tuesday Windows Update
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 2 weeks ago:
“well the military was ultimately responsible for holding those contractors accountable,”
This is arguably one of the worst aspects of contracting any kind of service. The contractors act like they don’t have a duty to listen nor are they willing to be held accountable. Once the contractor and the signor shake hands then the contractors just go and do the worst fucking job possible with no one to steer the ship. The money has been spent, and accountability is nowhere to be found.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 2 weeks ago:
I see what you did there.
For real though it’s going to be hard to undo all of this. The political process for all public services is being hung by a noose made by contractors and GOP voters.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 3 weeks ago:
No my point is they offload too much to corporations and thus are beholden to the same concerns of those corporations by proxy.
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 3 weeks ago:
Honestly I didn’t even realize until now how good the cropping is on lemmy compared to redd*t. holy shit the number of memes that came from screenshots of twitter screenshotted on insta screenshotted on whatever the fuck but this one was profile.
