bizzle
@bizzle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 4 hours ago:
Pressure washer. In the spring you can make enough money with it to buy a drum kit.
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 12 hours ago:
2023 was my personal best year ever. I hope that in the afterlife I can relive 2023 over and over.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 1 day ago:
Helldivers 2
- Comment on I cannot tell you a way my life has genuinely gotten better since the advent of "smart" phones. 3 days ago:
I, too, hate phones and love weed
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 5 weeks ago:
Average military pay is like 2100/month so I guess if the dudes in charge of the nukes/drones/tanks decide to stop getting cucked by business interests it would probably be fine.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 1 month ago:
Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.
Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 1 month ago:
If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.
Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 1 month ago:
I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream
- Comment on if you quit a job you didn't like or was toxic, didn't the financial hit scare you? 2 months ago:
Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’
- Comment on if you quit a job you didn't like or was toxic, didn't the financial hit scare you? 2 months ago:
Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.
- Comment on If I was selling a bag of flower and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance? 2 months ago:
I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.
Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.
To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.
- Comment on THICC 3 months ago:
Some people thought the aquarium was appropriating AAVE
- Comment on Thankfully, Trump Is Still Alive. Unfortunately, So Is His Misguided Crypto Project 3 months ago:
When Trump wins and plunges our country into an authoritarian hellscape, at least you’ll have the moral high ground.
- Comment on Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating 4 months ago:
Piece of shit, wow!
- Comment on Google’s head of Pixel 9 design won’t apologize for its big, beautiful camera bump 4 months ago:
No idea, admittedly. I think my pixel 7 only does 30, the new iPhone might do 40w?
- Comment on Google’s head of Pixel 9 design won’t apologize for its big, beautiful camera bump 4 months ago:
It charges at 66 watts lmfao that’s nuts
- Comment on What song would cause you to do this to yourself ? 5 months ago:
Anything by fucking Imagine Dragons. More like imagine dragging myself behind my Cadillac for 6 blocks, it’d be more pleasant
- Comment on Facebook and Instagram’s “pay or consent” ad model violates the DMA, says the EU 5 months ago:
Won’t someone please think of the shareholders 😭
- Comment on This is fine. 6 months ago:
You’re right, you also have to pull assorted clearly labeled levers. But I put that under “pay attention”
I’ve been driving a forklift for like 12 years at various places, and I’m stupid as fuck. It’s not hard.
- Comment on This is fine. 6 months ago:
Alright so here’s a hot take for you, operating a forklift isn’t hard. Literally just go slow and pay attention and you’ll be fine.
- Comment on 7 months ago:
An existential crisis and it’s only a Monday, tell me I’m alive
- Comment on AI Computing on Pace to Consume More Energy Than India, Arm Says 7 months ago:
We don’t use that word anymore, I’m sure you can find a better one.
- Comment on Ukraine unveils AI-generated foreign ministry spokesperson 7 months ago:
We decided to stop using that word, I think you can think of a better one.
- Comment on The retro Nokia phone everyone owned 25 years ago will get a reboot soon – and yes, it has Snake 7 months ago:
Also interested in a daily dumb phone. Smartphones are… fine… but dumb phones are where it’s at. I had to stop using my BlackBerry Torch last year and I literally cried.
- Comment on Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding 8 months ago:
It’s got electrolytes
- Comment on Tesla to lay off everyone working on Superchargers, new vehicles 8 months ago:
Clearly said by someone who does not drive a Cadillac.
- Comment on Tesla Lays Off Employee Who Slept In Car To Work Longer Hours 8 months ago:
Lemmy user SLAMMED for making an obviously sarcastic quip!
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
I hate this timeline 😅
- Comment on Tesla to lay off everyone working on Superchargers, new vehicles 8 months ago:
I used to drive a Benz, I hated it. Now I’m on my second Cadillac and I’m never going back. Cadillac makes a damn fine automobile tell ya what.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
I think that’s satire? I’m not sure, but it feels like satire.