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- Comment on He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do 1 day ago:
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!
- Comment on Firefox deletes promise to never sell personal data, asks users not to panic 2 days ago:
It’s actually not watercolor, I’m just old and I don’t wear sunscreen 😂 take care of your ink, kids
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 3 days ago:
Hell yeah you have, nice. I looked up that thing, do you like yours? One of my kids really likes the retro games and that price is right
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 3 days ago:
PS1 was my first console, I wish I still had it. Spent my days with Crash Bandicoot and Hogs of War
- Comment on Firefox deletes promise to never sell personal data, asks users not to panic 4 days ago:
It is lmfao it was my first one 🥲
- Comment on Firefox deletes promise to never sell personal data, asks users not to panic 4 days ago:
I’m about to get my tattoo removed wtf
- Comment on Can you Dehydrate Food in a Filament Dryer? 1 week ago:
Holy shit lmfao that’s pretty cool
- Comment on Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better 1 week ago:
I thought you were making that up because it was too relevant, so I grabbed my copy and there it is 🙃 one of these days you will be vaporized. You see too clearly.
- Comment on Do snakes prefer to drink warm or cool water? 2 weeks ago:
I believe some eastern cultures prefer hot water for exactly that reason
- Comment on GoneWild was once about people feeling wild and posting pictures of it. Now it's just OnlyFans sale 2 weeks ago:
Word, get that bag… but I ain’t about it
- Comment on ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online 3 weeks ago:
I am 😁 fuck ICE
- Comment on Is there any way I can realistically send a message to Donald Trump and have him read it? 3 weeks ago:
No, he cannot read
- Comment on Colombian president says cocaine 'no worse than whisky' 3 weeks ago:
Damn so when I say something like “in my opinion a joint is exactly the same as a cup of coffee” I’m wrong… because coffee is more likely to kill you than a joint
- Comment on If driving with your head buried in your phone isn't dangerous enough there's also THIS 3 weeks ago:
I work out of my shitty ass rust bucket truck and this would actually be helpful for me, right now I put my burger on the passenger seat and balance my phone precariously on the steering wheel. This would be sweet.
- Comment on Trump signs order establishing a sovereign wealth fund that he says could buy TikTok 4 weeks ago:
Congress would have to first stop him. He does so many blatantly illegal things though and nobody ever actually cares, though, so that’s unlikely.
Two inches from the best timeline. We got fucked.
- Comment on The opposite of hot girl summer 4 weeks ago:
It’s been in the 40s where I am almost every day since December 🥲
On the one hand, thanks ExxonMobil! But on the other hand… thanks, ExxonMobil 😬
- Comment on What do I do? 4 weeks ago:
I’ve had many jobs in my life, in many different industries. I’ve never regretted leaving a job.
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 1 month ago:
Pressure washer. In the spring you can make enough money with it to buy a drum kit.
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 1 month ago:
2023 was my personal best year ever. I hope that in the afterlife I can relive 2023 over and over.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 1 month ago:
Helldivers 2
- Comment on I cannot tell you a way my life has genuinely gotten better since the advent of "smart" phones. 2 months ago:
I, too, hate phones and love weed
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 3 months ago:
Average military pay is like 2100/month so I guess if the dudes in charge of the nukes/drones/tanks decide to stop getting cucked by business interests it would probably be fine.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 3 months ago:
Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.
Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 3 months ago:
If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.
Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 3 months ago:
I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream
- Comment on if you quit a job you didn't like or was toxic, didn't the financial hit scare you? 4 months ago:
Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’
- Comment on if you quit a job you didn't like or was toxic, didn't the financial hit scare you? 4 months ago:
Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.
- Comment on If I was selling a bag of flower and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance? 4 months ago:
I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.
Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.
To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.
- Comment on THICC 5 months ago:
Some people thought the aquarium was appropriating AAVE
- Comment on Thankfully, Trump Is Still Alive. Unfortunately, So Is His Misguided Crypto Project 5 months ago:
When Trump wins and plunges our country into an authoritarian hellscape, at least you’ll have the moral high ground.
