How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.
Correct Grindr Response
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?
Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I’ve never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why?
I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably
Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Those specs suck.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
They’d have been alright in 2009.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 months ago
But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!
GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
This exchange is older than grindr
illegible@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.
anachrohack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And they say romance is dead
carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Unless it’s circumference
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 months ago
The PC… 🤏
Pnut@lemm.ee 10 months ago
In its hay day I would have killed for that.
P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.
obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Yea I hate when I got killed for something and then right a message about it.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 months ago
But what’s the radius of the balls?
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch
tempest@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That is implied
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cut dick?
Randelung@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Circumcised.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
…what year is this???
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.
That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 months ago
Are you telling me this post is fake?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 10 months ago
Pretty weak specs tbh.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 months ago
The dick or the computer?
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Nerds be like:
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gay nerds be like* 😅
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Oh right my bad
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MfT
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
bro just shoved the tape into his pants and accidentally measured his thigh
gmtom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the radius.
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”
cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can strapolate his other stats based on these
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I can strapolate all the stats are what he made up in his head
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Intel Okay off to a bad start. Core 2 Duo Ok boomer.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
When Protogens use Grindr
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Can confirm
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
5400RPM?!
Ghosted.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
It’s energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it’s romantic because it takes longer 🥺
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wouldn’t have gotten that far. That utter savage can’t even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.
realitista@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
otherwise I fell bad for my bro
Not sure if you meant to write “feel”, but it is too late now.
Maybe you should get in touch 😏
TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?
Cretaceous period intensifies
aidan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is just being poor
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gorge@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This guy fucks.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Hot.
iamjackflack@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no. 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Also, HMU with Blue’s profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Which 4th May is this from? Because if it’s from 2007 then that’s a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it’s from last month then I really hope he’s only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.
nucleative@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well they are sure gonna have fun with all this equipment
phantomwise@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I know you’re supposed to say size doesn’t matter and I don’t want to be mean, but really… 4GBs DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 10 months ago
I would understand if he ran away. Not because you’re a nerd, but because of the wooden computer