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Correct Grindr Response

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would understand if he ran away. Not because you’re a nerd, but because of the wooden computer

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

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    • Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I’ve never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why?

      I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

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      • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.

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    • LowtierComputer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those specs suck.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’d have been alright in 2009.

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This exchange is older than grindr

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    • illegible@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

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  • anachrohack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And they say romance is dead

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  • carl_dungeon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unless it’s circumference

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?

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      • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The PC… 🤏

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    • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In its hay day I would have killed for that.

      P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

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      • obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yea I hate when I got killed for something and then right a message about it.

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But what’s the radius of the balls?

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  • azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is implied

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  • GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cut dick?

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    • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Circumcised.

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  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …what year is this???

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

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    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you telling me this post is fake?

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty weak specs tbh.

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    • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The dick or the computer?

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    • bollybing@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nerds be like:

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gay nerds be like* 😅

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      • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh right my bad

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    MfT

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      bro just shoved the tape into his pants and accidentally measured his thigh

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the radius.

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    • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

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  • cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can strapolate his other stats based on these

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can strapolate all the stats are what he made up in his head

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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Intel Okay off to a bad start. Core 2 Duo Ok boomer.

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  • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When Protogens use Grindr

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    • fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can confirm

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5400RPM?!

    Ghosted.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it’s romantic because it takes longer 🥺

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    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t have gotten that far. That utter savage can’t even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

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  • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      otherwise I fell bad for my bro

      Not sure if you meant to write “feel”, but it is too late now.
      Maybe you should get in touch 😏

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  • TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

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    • aidan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is just being poor

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    • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3… Image

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  • Gorge@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guy fucks.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hot.

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  • iamjackflack@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no. 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, HMU with Blue’s profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which 4th May is this from? Because if it’s from 2007 then that’s a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it’s from last month then I really hope he’s only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

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  • nucleative@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well they are sure gonna have fun with all this equipment

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know you’re supposed to say size doesn’t matter and I don’t want to be mean, but really… 4GBs DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

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