Gorge
@Gorge@lemm.ee
- Comment on Maybe i have a communication problem. Maybe we just use different languages. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on The problem with adding forgery prevention features to paper money is that people could just forge the old version of the bill. 5 weeks ago:
I remember paper money. I made some old paper money on a normal printer, but I found an excellent material to use for the woven shiny ribbon. I gave the counterfeit notes to my friends at school for a laugh and they used it to buy things from the dairy and tuck shop (school cafeteria).
Actually worked surprisingly well, until the glue used to join the two sides failed. One note pulled apart and the tuck shop owner noticed while cashing up. The police came around to my house but we placated them with muffins. It turns out someone had tried flushing a bunch of notes down the school toilet and the police tried to retrieve the money from inside the plumbing system.
Fun times. I was about 11 years old. Had no idea of the seriousness of what I was doing. Cops found it pretty funny, but I remember they were still very concerned about the notes spreading into circulation.
- Comment on The rise of AI in everything is creating an imbalance, thus we need more IA to restore harmony. 5 weeks ago:
Iffy algorithms
- Comment on Probably would be better off with alien or lizard overlords 5 weeks ago:
I would prefer Satan at this point. At least he’d deliver executive orders by beaming the evil thoughts directly into your head. It’d be so much better than having to read twitter or truth social.
- Comment on The Elder God 5 weeks ago:
Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a war every time the sun looks angry
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 1 month ago:
Desalinated saline
- Comment on Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view 1 month ago:
- Comment on Interesting way to deal with people who have had enough 1 month ago:
These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process
- Comment on Good ending 1 month ago:
Suqma ballgowns
- Comment on Top 10 Most Realistic Photoshops... 1 month ago:
Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it’s a sunny day? Couldn’t be more obvious
- Comment on when you thought it couldn't get any better 1 month ago:
Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream
- Comment on YSK Post Follow up: People Defended Ars Technica in my Previous Post, Here is a Proof That Ars Technica Parent Company Secretly Manipulate Reddit for Their Own Benefit. 1 month ago:
Babe Ruth + Billy Ellish = Baby English
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 month ago:
“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 1 month ago:
This guy fucks.
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- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 1 month ago:
In my experience this is how it feels to communicate as an autistic person
- Comment on one of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality control 2 months ago:
Same here. I tried a lot of medications from various psychiatrists over the years. Being prescribed medical cannabis and cbd from a specialist was the only thing that really worked for me
- Comment on Someone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat. 2 months ago:
Someone from the Qatar government needs to make him a crown. And stress the fact that it has more jewels in it than the queen’s one. He’d totally wear it
