Deflated0ne

@Deflated0ne@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent 20 minutes on it and could never figure it out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get your ducks in a row [blank]

  Couldn’t figure the last word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex-FBI Director James Comey to be arraigned after Trump called for his prosecution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is gonna be incredible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s insane to me. I’m almost 40. But I don’t feel forty. I’m not 40 in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just check the inflation numbers. Look at your bank account. Nothing is cheaper than it was a year ago. Except dollars. Down 11% so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep Guide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I sleep like this I stop breathing.

  No Healthcare. Can’t afford it. So I sleep sitting up. Been doing so for more than a decade now. I sleep poorly. But I sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a nice sentiment. But an unrealistic one. Be the bigger man riding his high horse down the high road after we win. These people kill us every day. With the police. Via social murder. Deaths of despair. Poiaon food and water. All their fault. An intentional policy choice.

  If we have to kill them to win. Then they gotta go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roleplay as Geralt in this nicely done Witcher 3 combat mod for Elden Ring⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cool as hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how I do it. I keep my ass in the slow lane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get in a hurry for anyone. I drive like an old bitch. Don’t like it? Go around. Roads open on both ends.

  I ain’t got ticket money. I ain’t got broke shit money either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Coding Is Massively Overhyped, Report Finds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  According to Deutsche Bank the AI bubble is a pillar of our economy now.

  So when it pops. I guess that’s kinda apocalyptic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N.Korea vows at UN never to give up nuclear⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t have a choice. Without deterrence the US would have come for them the same way they came for Iraq.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why friends are teaming up to buy homes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the only way to buy one. For normal people anyway.

  Hell if I could find some people to go in on a land purchase I would.

  Split it up between us. Build us all a house. Zoning laws can get fucked. We’ll build solar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. gov't mulls tariffing devices based on the number of chips used and their estimated value — policy would impact nearly every type of electronic device⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather buy bootlegs. Or smuggled items.

  They keep going this way and smuggling is gonna become a valid career again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump memorandum brands anti-fascism and opposition to capitalism as “domestic terrorism”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hasn’t it always been treated as such?

  The fedboys were moving around Occupy like they were engineering a coup in a poor brown country.

  So orange boy made it official?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg hailed AI ‘superintelligence’. Then his smart glasses failed on stage | Matthew Cantor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like a cognitohazard.

  I’m calling The Foundation just to be safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg hailed AI ‘superintelligence’. Then his smart glasses failed on stage | Matthew Cantor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He also wears sunglasses in the movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg hailed AI ‘superintelligence’. Then his smart glasses failed on stage | Matthew Cantor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “can we just not?”

  I feel this deep in my soul. Every day. Multiple times a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump becoming the USA president is the best event that happened in the last 2 years.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says TikTok should be tweaked to become “100% MAGA”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And there it is.

  Precisely as WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cracker Barrel Outrage Was Almost Certainly Driven by Bots, Researchers Say⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rugpull enjoyer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See! I told you Stagflation was coming!

  We’re back in the 70s!

  All we need is for RFK to bring qualudes back and some Disco and we’re there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can hunt. Fish. Trap. Tan hides. But fungi scares me.

  Either you get a tasty treat. Or you get violently high approaching ego-death. Or you die horribly.

  I love mushrooms. But I don’t have the knowledge to hunt them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Instinct says deadly poison and or toxin. Or instead of those it will let you talk to God.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Small price to pay for never having to maintain grass. No mowing, edging, fertilizing, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plant Clover.

  Rarely needs to be mowed. Or seeded. Or anything else. Looks great. Provides a lot of cover for a lot of insect life. It is just superior to grass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horrors of aging⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …sus post is sus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s new glassholes?

  All I need is a nu-metal revival and we’re back in 2008 baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another hive of pedophiles. Wonderful.