OutlierBlue
@OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Dell kills the XPS brand 3 weeks ago:
“So I’m a little confused, can you tell me the difference between a Dell Plus, Dell Pro Premium, and Dell Pro Plus Base?”
I-- wow. I read this article and I have no idea what they’re thinking. How does this simplify anything?!
- Comment on Fucking pigeons 3 weeks ago:
Everyone’s laughing at her shitty ability to make a nest, but I’m incredibly impressed she managed to weave an entire fucking doormat!
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 3 weeks ago:
We’ve been sharing this one
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it blew me away too. I had though I’d heard a b sound a few times while talking to people but it wasn’t until someone sent in their device with a note attached that I realized it was a real thing. I’ve seen it a few more times since then (email, etc)
- Comment on Let's all make fun of this stupid astrapotherium. 3 weeks ago:
Nice half-trunk there, Astra.
Yeah well he’s got a bigger one than you.
Wait, who are we supposed to make fun of again?
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 3 weeks ago:
At work I see more and more people call their computers “labtops” instead of “laptops”. A Michael wave doesn’t surprise me.
- Comment on If me and a bunch of my lemmy friends got on a yacht. Went into international waters what could we get away with legally and what would still be illegal? 3 weeks ago:
And sometimes even when you do get caught but you’re rich.
- Comment on This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store 4 weeks ago:
Well how do you heat you pee, Mr Fancypants?
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 4 weeks ago:
Yeah she left and went to one of those left-hand side gas stations.
- Comment on *Everyone liked that* 1 month ago:
And I’m sure a lot of the people he denied health care to had children too.
- Comment on USB-C cable CT scan reveals sinister active electronics — O.MG cable contains a hidden antenna and another die embedded in the microcontroller 1 month ago:
So the manufacturer isn’t spying on you, it just designed a product so someone else could hack you instead? That doesn’t make it sound any better.
The end result is the same: be careful what cables you plug into your device.
- Comment on Shiny 2 months ago:
That’s because diamonds are pretty boring. The only thing they have going for them is sparkling. There are SO many prettier gemstones out there.
- Comment on Lmao 2 months ago:
You’re right. There’s no actual rule in English that you can’t split infinitives. It was copied over from Latin in an attempt to try to come up with some rules for grammar.
Source: Many nerdy discussions with Star Trek geeks about “to boldly go where no one has gone before”
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 2 months ago:
Ironic.
- Comment on Petrichor 2 months ago:
Some of those rains went unblessed because someone missed them.
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 2 months ago:
You don’t vote out a dictator. The only way out is through violent revolution.
- Comment on They're called leaves for a reason. 2 months ago:
If you leave them all in place they all turn into free mulch and compost anyway. And you avoid using the fossil fuels to power the mower you don’t need in the first place.
- Comment on BIOMES 2 months ago:
What about For®est Gump?
- Comment on BIOMES 2 months ago:
Plain Jane
- Comment on Bluesky Social surpasses 19 million users as more celebrities leave X 2 months ago:
“Sucks” isn’t even a swearword! Are we jst going to strt censoring normal w*rds now?
- Comment on Porn 2 months ago:
But Mug root beer isn’t even good. I’d rather just drink Pepto Bismol.
- Comment on YSK: US Senate offices pay attention to how many constituents are calling them on a topic. Democracy doesn't end at the ballot box 2 months ago:
They don’t have to take away your power if you stop yourself from using it first. Don’t willingly give up your voice.
- Comment on Microsoft just paused Windows 11 24H2 update for many PCs due to crashes and freezes 2 months ago:
That’s what you’re for.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 2 months ago:
Read rhymes with lead the same way read rhymes with lead.
- Comment on Balls 2 months ago:
Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?
- Comment on Brazilian Wandering Spider 2 months ago:
That’s a kind of erectile dysfunction.
- Comment on Brazilian Wandering Spider 2 months ago:
Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.
I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.
Just not with me.
- Comment on bitey 2 months ago:
Yeah but do you have the bite force to bite through all 700 at once?
- Comment on Pee posting? 2 months ago:
I read your first paragraph before giving up. You can’t be understood if people give up communicating with you entirely.
- Comment on YSK about Darkpatterns.games, a website that rates mobile games on their "Dark patterns" 2 months ago:
I’m shocked that the people who stand to benefit from it have a different definition than we do.
i’m sure they’d be fine with it if it were their kids on the receiving end, right?
