Fecal what? Fecal mama? Fecal manners? Fecal Madonna?
Elevated
Submitted 11 months ago by Novocirab@feddit.org to [deleted]
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fecal recall
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Now this is shitposting
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Another reason to go vegan:
Your butter won’t have shit in it!
Gladaed@feddit.org 11 months ago
There is no vegan butter that holds a candle to real butter though. And there are also feces in flour and most other foodstuffs. Can’t reliably pest proof food stores and fields without exterminating all life. Just cause it sounds disgusting doesn’t mean it is.
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Good point
Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 months ago
With the levels of deregulation in the US, everything will eventually contain shit.
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals breasts is not a great idea?
syreus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The cruelty improves the flavor. We should start waterboarding our vegetables to clean the manure off and give them that inhumane zing.
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Doesn’t a little fecal matter elevate everything? 😄
public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.
And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They are the assholes, they are the ones providing the shit.
Zanathos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like the way you think sir.
ebolapie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Good idea, probably saves a lot of money too! Any tips or tricks for beginners?
ebolapie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don’t want jenkem. It’s illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.
exasperation@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you don’t have the time for homemade, store bought is fine.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Elevated
…unquote.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Yeah, as in “elevated amount of rat hair”, meaning that more than the allowed 3 rat hairs per pound.
Simple.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
What you wanna do is it’s closer to 1 rat hair per pound too often, add some yourself so it keeps rising the 3/lb limit, otherwise next year they’ll change the quota!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The real meaning of butter!
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok but why you crop it that way?
Novocirab@feddit.org 11 months ago
Why doesn’t it have more jpeg? That’s the real question here.
(The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The brand is “Cabot Creamery”.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Hopefully it has nothing to do with their chip supply chain… I do loved that smoked cheddar chip…
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Good choice. I prefer my butter only lightly fecal, and unsalted
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We always buy unfecaled butter then add feces depending on the recipe, taste.
Exusia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So this is what happened after the dude couldn’t hold his shit for 3 days. He should have just called in sick!
Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 11 months ago
What a shit butter.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Ive already been on edge for the past 30 years with how American products aren’t allowed directly in other countries because the EU bans certain chemicals.
And post-DOGE, I’m absolutely mortified.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
But Kinder eggs are going too far for Americans, it seems.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Hey due to mountain dew I’ve consumed crazy amounts of bromine! That’s why it was banned in the EU. No longer contains it though which is nice
simplejack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can’t spell butter without butt.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Idk that’s kinda shitty of them
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What should we have expected, “butt” is right in the name.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Total Recall (1990)
BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 months ago
Hmm, that butter tastes a little bit more shit than usual.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
How much is normally in there? And how?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Probably somewhere betwen 10 PPM and 100 PPM
Longpork3@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
A not-insignificant amount.
Cows will shit in the milking shed with the same frequency as they will shit anywhere else they stand. Probably a higher freqency because they are often agitated by the loud noises, and hairless apes fondling them.
The machines used to milk them are very simple pneumatic massagers hooked up to a vacuum hose. If those machines fall off, or get kicked off by an agitated cow, they will suck up whatever else they come in contact with until someone notices and comes to pick them up again or shut them off.
It is an absolutely regular occurence that cow shit gets sucked up into the lines and pumped into the milk vat. Filter socks(think a coffee filter, but the size of a poster-tube) are installed in the line before the milk vat to reduce the amount of solids that make it through, but there is always some amount of liquefied cow shit ending up in the milk.
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 11 months ago
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I stopped drinking milk the day I learned that the FDA has a limit on the amount of puss from a burst udder blister, and it’s not 0%.
namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 11 months ago
Milk has always grossed me out for weird reasons. Reading comments like this makes me glad for that.
And for anyone that has some kind of gross facts about oat milk, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT THANKS!!!
Psythik@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The FDA also has a non-zero limit on insects in most foods, so you’re better off just growing and raising your own produce and animals.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food. Realistically, there’s going to be some no matter what food producers do.
Here’s some of the rules for basically everything but dairy. Although you might not want to read them.
Dairy is so complicated that they have a searchable database. I found a couple of numbers for bacteria counts, but it seems to be an “it varies.”
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food.
And these rules are for asthetic reasons, not safety, because the processes used kills any bacteria on them already.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
About 20%
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just the usual amount. I don’t think we want to know.
Emi@ani.social 11 months ago
Sadly you can’t make things 100% clean even tho it’s disgusting but I think there is some limit of rat poop in foods and other things. Don’t know exactly how much tho. Just what I heard don’t quote me on this.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is accurate - I used to work on food products in a past life.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thank you. The picture they chose to use is of a butter that we actually buy and had me a bit worried for a moment and you saved me a frantic internet search.
rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 11 months ago
Thanks for the link. My first question was, “What brand, what item?”
Per the FDA, the recalled item is Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted. The butter, which is sold in 8-ounce packages, contains two sticks of butter in a cardboard box.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I had a couple sticks of the standardly creamy Cabot in the fridge and happily still cooking with it. Extra creamy just seemed excessive when I saw it in the store.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t worry, the Trump regime will get rid of the FDA, and recalls like this won’t bother you ever again.