Elevated

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• ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, the Trump regime will get rid of the FDA, and recalls like this won’t bother you ever again.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fecal what? Fecal mama? Fecal manners? Fecal Madonna?

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• ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fecal recall

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Here’s a version with better cropping:

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now this is shitposting

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• Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Another reason to go vegan:

  Your butter won’t have shit in it!

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is no vegan butter that holds a candle to real butter though. And there are also feces in flour and most other foodstuffs. Can’t reliably pest proof food stores and fields without exterminating all life. Just cause it sounds disgusting doesn’t mean it is.

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    • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good point

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  • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With the levels of deregulation in the US, everything will eventually contain shit.

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  • Mallspice@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    [deleted]

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fat in general

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals breasts is not a great idea?

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  • syreus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The cruelty improves the flavor. We should start waterboarding our vegetables to clean the manure off and give them that inhumane zing.

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    • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesn’t a little fecal matter elevate everything? 😄

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• public_image_ltd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.

  And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are the assholes, they are the ones providing the shit.

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  • Zanathos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like the way you think sir.

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good idea, probably saves a lot of money too! Any tips or tricks for beginners?

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    • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don’t want jenkem. It’s illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.

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  • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you don’t have the time for homemade, store bought is fine.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Elevated

  …unquote.

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, as in “elevated amount of rat hair”, meaning that more than the allowed 3 rat hairs per pound.

  Simple.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What you wanna do is it’s closer to 1 rat hair per pound too often, add some yourself so it keeps rising the 3/lb limit, otherwise next year they’ll change the quota!

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The real meaning of butter!

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• PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ok but why you crop it that way?

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  • Novocirab@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why doesn’t it have more jpeg? That’s the real question here.

    (The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The brand is “Cabot Creamery”.

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  • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hopefully it has nothing to do with their chip supply chain… I do loved that smoked cheddar chip…

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Good choice. I prefer my butter only lightly fecal, and unsalted

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We always buy unfecaled butter then add feces depending on the recipe, taste.

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So this is what happened after the dude couldn’t hold his shit for 3 days. He should have just called in sick!

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• Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a shit butter.

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• YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ive already been on edge for the past 30 years with how American products aren’t allowed directly in other countries because the EU bans certain chemicals.

    And post-DOGE, I’m absolutely mortified.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But Kinder eggs are going too far for Americans, it seems.

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey due to mountain dew I’ve consumed crazy amounts of bromine! That’s why it was banned in the EU. No longer contains it though which is nice

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t spell butter without butt.

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• Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idk that’s kinda shitty of them

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• Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What should we have expected, “butt” is right in the name.

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Total Recall (1990)

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• BzzBiotch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hmm, that butter tastes a little bit more shit than usual.

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• Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How much is normally in there? And how?

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably somewhere betwen 10 PPM and 100 PPM

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  • Longpork3@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A not-insignificant amount.

    Cows will shit in the milking shed with the same frequency as they will shit anywhere else they stand. Probably a higher freqency because they are often agitated by the loud noises, and hairless apes fondling them.

    The machines used to milk them are very simple pneumatic massagers hooked up to a vacuum hose. If those machines fall off, or get kicked off by an agitated cow, they will suck up whatever else they come in contact with until someone notices and comes to pick them up again or shut them off.

    It is an absolutely regular occurence that cow shit gets sucked up into the lines and pumped into the milk vat. Filter socks(think a coffee filter, but the size of a poster-tube) are installed in the line before the milk vat to reduce the amount of solids that make it through, but there is always some amount of liquefied cow shit ending up in the milk.

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  • Blaster_M@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I stopped drinking milk the day I learned that the FDA has a limit on the amount of puss from a burst udder blister, and it’s not 0%.

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    • namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Milk has always grossed me out for weird reasons. Reading comments like this makes me glad for that.

      And for anyone that has some kind of gross facts about oat milk, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT THANKS!!!

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The FDA also has a non-zero limit on insects in most foods, so you’re better off just growing and raising your own produce and animals.

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food. Realistically, there’s going to be some no matter what food producers do.

    Here’s some of the rules for basically everything but dairy. Although you might not want to read them.

    Dairy is so complicated that they have a searchable database. I found a couple of numbers for bacteria counts, but it seems to be an “it varies.”

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food.

      And these rules are for asthetic reasons, not safety, because the processes used kills any bacteria on them already.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    About 20%

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  • InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just the usual amount. I don’t think we want to know.

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  • Emi@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sadly you can’t make things 100% clean even tho it’s disgusting but I think there is some limit of rat poop in foods and other things. Don’t know exactly how much tho. Just what I heard don’t quote me on this.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is accurate - I used to work on food products in a past life.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

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• ScrollerBall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  realsimple.com/butter-recall-april-2025-11712447

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you. The picture they chose to use is of a butter that we actually buy and had me a bit worried for a moment and you saved me a frantic internet search.

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  • rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks for the link. My first question was, “What brand, what item?”

    Per the FDA, the recalled item is Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted. The butter, which is sold in 8-ounce packages, contains two sticks of butter in a cardboard box.

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I had a couple sticks of the standardly creamy Cabot in the fridge and happily still cooking with it. Extra creamy just seemed excessive when I saw it in the store.

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    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Extra Creamy

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