QuantumSparkles

@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw it, I’m installing Linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the name for that sensation that’s somewhere between a taste and a smell but it’s mainly at the back of my mouth near the throat and good food can have it in bad ways for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lamb amongst wolves⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to know how to be in this scenario

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump's Big Beautiful Bill⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does he look weird even while eating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple quietly released this year's BEST laptop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just you wait until that Linux phone gets going

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How gamers were nickel and dimed in 80s and 90s (besides arcades)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is psychotic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fucking HP printer lives better than I do ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put your hand in this box, Paul

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They locked me in a room with stab rats⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While I can’t speak for the left, the one on the right is definitely a girl rat, which I can discern from subtle clues

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been wanting to set up something like this for a while. Have any guides or a good place to start?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  woof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He looks so shocked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was trying to figure out what was wrong with his skull before I realized the just flipped his dang eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember someone once saying that Shin Megami Tensei is the game your conservative parents tried to convince you Pokémon was, and that stuck with me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that sounds like a pretty rad take on the creature-collector genre. I’d play that game, sounds like a spinoff of SMT. Maybe your stepdad missed his calling as a game designer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet dreams are made of these?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I refuse to believe he is that stupid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨digimon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone explain why his name is terriermon when he is clearly a rabbit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally a reason to go other than just Gundam kits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a cow eat a baby chicken once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Startup Claims Its Fusion Reactor Concept Can Turn Cheap Mercury Into Gold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really think I’m close, I just need to distill a little more urine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s war on windmills started in Scotland. Now he’s taking it global⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re milling wind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wavy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this template. A lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiritual Safety Tip!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s parody, but the word “witness” in this context gives me flashbacks regardless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm down⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A metaphor for capitalism?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bookmark⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Physics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “But we appreciate your—“

  Feet pics