QuantumSparkles

@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's time to accept the real Bloodborne remake is the friends we made along the way, following report FromSoftware said no to one⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It really pissed me off that they changed the art style. They made everything look so much more generic. I’m sorry but I’m just not interested in your “interpretation” of a game as if it were a book to film adaptation, especially if the entire point of your studio is to remaster and remake games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dark patterns killed my wife’s Windows 11 installation – OSnews⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I did the same and thought I was about to read an extremely dark conspiracy theory blog post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called the Augur of Ebrietas and it is easily dodged because of the telegraphed wind-up and narrow hitbox so it’s not really worth it despite how cool it looks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant just the x-files wojak lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today is the 40th Anniversay of Zelda!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember experiencing that moment like 4 times in Ōkami

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone have the original

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always there, just waiting.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always hated pears, then I had a good one. No graininess, just incredibly juicy and flavorful. Haven’t found one like it since.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly one of my favorite fictional characters ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IN SOVIET RUSSIA TOILET PISSES IN YOU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly I just want something that sounds better than tv speakers that won’t break the bank. It seems like everything everyone recommends is $400+, which isn’t crazy compared to the price of a tv but I just need the most basic thing possible that’s better than built-in for occasional movie nights with friends and family

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laser LED Therapy Underwear⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get someone who looks at you like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like the right person to ask then—how much should I spend on a soundbar for a tv? Or at least do you know a place to ask these questions that give realistic answers with less fanboyism and faux-intellectuals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big improvement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am 90% more confident and 75% better at flirting directly after taking a shit. It’s science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100% thought this was a line of freshly removed bull testicles on a platter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love OLED and can’t go back, hoping that we enter uniform OLED adoption at some point. I’d like to see them focus on lowering the price and raising the longevity of OLED displays. Doubt it on that first one though. Kind of a tangent but I also want to see what the future of e-ink displays are, especially with better colors and refresh rate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Artist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called queefhopping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They only come out at night⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Moder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at a xenonorph in profile and it is very clearly a penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …movies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Their head is a penis. I guess that’s why

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🪳life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *cocksona

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you sure about that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one of my favorite episodes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And one hole to rule them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the difficult questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walker S1 humanoid robot starts factory work at BYD⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who said you can’t have sex with it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating profile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget boobies and cocks