QuantumSparkles

@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the difficult questions⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walker S1 humanoid robot starts factory work at BYD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who said you can’t have sex with it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating profile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget boobies and cocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw it, I’m installing Linux⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the name for that sensation that’s somewhere between a taste and a smell but it’s mainly at the back of my mouth near the throat and good food can have it in bad ways for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lamb amongst wolves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to know how to be in this scenario

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump's Big Beautiful Bill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does he look weird even while eating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple quietly released this year's BEST laptop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just you wait until that Linux phone gets going

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How gamers were nickel and dimed in 80s and 90s (besides arcades)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is psychotic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fucking HP printer lives better than I do ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Put your hand in this box, Paul

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They locked me in a room with stab rats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  While I can’t speak for the left, the one on the right is definitely a girl rat, which I can discern from subtle clues

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been wanting to set up something like this for a while. Have any guides or a good place to start?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  woof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He looks so shocked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was trying to figure out what was wrong with his skull before I realized the just flipped his dang eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember someone once saying that Shin Megami Tensei is the game your conservative parents tried to convince you Pokémon was, and that stuck with me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that sounds like a pretty rad take on the creature-collector genre. I’d play that game, sounds like a spinoff of SMT. Maybe your stepdad missed his calling as a game designer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet dreams are made of these?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I refuse to believe he is that stupid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨digimon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone explain why his name is terriermon when he is clearly a rabbit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally a reason to go other than just Gundam kits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a cow eat a baby chicken once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Startup Claims Its Fusion Reactor Concept Can Turn Cheap Mercury Into Gold⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really think I’m close, I just need to distill a little more urine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s war on windmills started in Scotland. Now he’s taking it global⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re milling wind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wavy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this template. A lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiritual Safety Tip!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s parody, but the word “witness” in this context gives me flashbacks regardless