QuantumSparkles
@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean. 6 days ago:
100% thought this was a line of freshly removed bull testicles on a platter
- Comment on The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K 1 week ago:
I love OLED and can’t go back, hoping that we enter uniform OLED adoption at some point. I’d like to see them focus on lowering the price and raising the longevity of OLED displays. Doubt it on that first one though. Kind of a tangent but I also want to see what the future of e-ink displays are, especially with better colors and refresh rate.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Artist?
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 2 weeks ago:
It’s called queefhopping
- Comment on They only come out at night 2 weeks ago:
The Moder
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 3 weeks ago:
Look at a xenonorph in profile and it is very clearly a penis
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 3 weeks ago:
…movies?
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 3 weeks ago:
Their head is a penis. I guess that’s why
- Comment on 🪳life 1 month ago:
*cocksona
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 1 month ago:
That’s one of my favorite episodes!
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 1 month ago:
And one hole to rule them all.
- Comment on Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut. 2 months ago:
Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites
- Comment on Asking the difficult questions 2 months ago:
There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 2 months ago:
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
- Comment on Walker S1 humanoid robot starts factory work at BYD 2 months ago:
Who said you can’t have sex with it?
- Comment on dating profile 2 months ago:
Dead :)
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Don’t forget boobies and cocks
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 months ago:
He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off
- Comment on Screw it, I’m installing Linux 2 months ago:
What’s the name for that sensation that’s somewhere between a taste and a smell but it’s mainly at the back of my mouth near the throat and good food can have it in bad ways for some reason
- Comment on *Yawn* 2 months ago:
Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 2 months ago:
I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog
- Comment on A lamb amongst wolves 2 months ago:
I would like to know how to be in this scenario
- Comment on Scandal 2 months ago:
Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
Why does he look weird even while eating
- Comment on Apple quietly released this year's BEST laptop 3 months ago:
Just you wait until that Linux phone gets going
- Comment on How gamers were nickel and dimed in 80s and 90s (besides arcades) 3 months ago:
That is psychotic
- Comment on The fucking HP printer lives better than I do 3 months ago:
Put your hand in this box, Paul
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 3 months ago:
While I can’t speak for the left, the one on the right is definitely a girl rat, which I can discern from subtle clues
- Comment on People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads 3 months ago:
I’ve been wanting to set up something like this for a while. Have any guides or a good place to start?
- Comment on 4 months ago:
woof